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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear...

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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her пицца cut into six pieces или twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did Ты get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office кухня one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make Ты tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are Ты remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with Ты when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves Ты more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Друзья say i Любовь her еще than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If Ты can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If Ты can't see Chuck Norris Ты may be only секунды away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...