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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Ты understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Ты concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Ты can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Ты concentrate. If your friend shows Ты his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

Okay a Хэллоуин story but technically its not a scary story cause its a trues story but it is scary

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists или pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. By the way i really wanted a long title

okay so in Australia out in...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Ты are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Ты see us cry, unless we want Ты to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Ты are interested. But we will later deny it или make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot или sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Ты (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Ты don't like what we wear...

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23 Болталка funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with Ты guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Далее to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Вопросы to the class.

6.Sit in...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - вверх 20 Список

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, или to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Ты in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly by giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Далее family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Ты may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin кепка, колпачок and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do Ты find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Любовь the секунда grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Ты actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and Ты know it bomb Iraq
If Ты cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Ты never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Ты think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute Эмо Любовь Цитаты

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one Ты love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say Ты Любовь me unless Ты really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like Ты could Kiss my imperfections away,
And I would stand by your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to Ты on everything I am,
And I dedicate to Ты all that I have,
And I promise Ты that I will stand right by your side,
Forever and always, until the день I die.

I’m not crying over what Ты said;
It’s what Ты didn’t say that...

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How to Be Annoying

posted by Tamar20

Have Ты ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this Статья is right for you! Hahaha. Ты know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that Ты have to go to the bathroom, and that Ты think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are Ты doing okay in there?". To make it even еще annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach Ты all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now Ты know how to do it!
Now, if Ты want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and Показать your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if Ты win, Ты get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If Ты are a winner check everything on your profile.

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