Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are Ты from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours
-if Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first
-help the homeless...take me Главная with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Ты and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like Ты on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm Остаться в живых at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if Ты were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna Показать Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a Любовь pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know Ты instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will Ты hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will Ты pull the сердце shaped Стрела out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be Фред flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum Ты are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless Ты but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my библиотека card because I'm checking Ты out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
-are Ты from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours
-if Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first
-help the homeless...take me Главная with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new here and I was wondering if I could get directions to your house
-if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put Ты and I together
-were your parents aliens because there is no one like Ты on Earth
-your legs must be sore because you've been running through my mind all night
-your eyes are blue, like the ocean, and baby, I'm Остаться в живых at sea
-you must be from pearl harbor because baby, your the bomb
-baby, if Ты were words on a page, you'd be what they called as FINE PRINT
-I must be a snowflake because, baby, I've fallen for you
-I'm good at math...U+I=69
-your lips look lonely...would they like to meet mine
-can I take your picture (why) because I wanna Показать Santa exactly what I want for Christmas
-well, I'm here...what were your other two wishes
-I'm a Любовь pirate...and I'm here for your booty! ARGH!
-I believe it was Socrates who opened "know thyself"...well I already know myself, how about I get to know Ты instead
-my lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow
-**holds out hand** will Ты hold this for me while I go on a walk
-will Ты pull the сердце shaped Стрела out of my ass...some damn little kid with arrows and wings just shot me
-I may not be Фред flinstone but I can sure make your bedrock
-you must be the cause of global warming because dayum Ты are hot
-can I read your tshirt in brail
-you no what would look great on me...you
-what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? Me.
-I would say god bless Ты but it looks like he already did
-it's a good thing I have my библиотека card because I'm checking Ты out
Haha yeah I was bored, some of these have actually been used on me *gag*
enjoy:)
This has probably happened to a lot of Ты because of taking notes in class.
Have Ты ever got a little blister или callus because of Письмо too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure или rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the гитара или even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So Ты have some calluses and Ты want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
Ты can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with лимон for 10 минуты and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams или миндальный, миндаль oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Ты will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have Ты ever got a little blister или callus because of Письмо too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure или rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the гитара или even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So Ты have some calluses and Ты want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
Ты can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with лимон for 10 минуты and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams или миндальный, миндаль oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Ты will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If Ты Want to work for people ....Make your сердце the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If Ты want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As Ты are the creator of your life, similarly Ты are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Ты
*always forget what Ты did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If Ты Want to work for people ....Make your сердце the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If Ты want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As Ты are the creator of your life, similarly Ты are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Ты
*always forget what Ты did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended by the T- рубашка slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the рубашка isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five год old boy wearing a рубашка that сказал(-а) "Girls Have Cooties" или "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female или male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Ты ever seen a T.V. Показать where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the рубашка isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five год old boy wearing a рубашка that сказал(-а) "Girls Have Cooties" или "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female или male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Ты ever seen a T.V. Показать where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.
The F.B.I. recently caught Josh падуб, holly, холли who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed фото of the young star.
"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." сказал(-а) an official.
Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh падуб, holly, холли in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.
Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other звезда accounts! X/
We sure Miley is a lot еще at peace now that Josh has been busted.
A супермаркет had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some еще trays and have them ready for Ты by the time Ты finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."