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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Друзья that Ты talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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41 Corny жопа, попка jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my Список of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let Ты know now i got alot of these from the Youtube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything или eating anything Ты might spit it или something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the метла late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the бухта, залив they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Друзья and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Ты read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Ты may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Любовь you, my love.

I loved Ты with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Ты grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something или someone

3. Go up to a Болталка person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Болталка noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a фонтан run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Ты in public about the...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Ты say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing рубашка sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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вверх 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If Ты want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS или If Ты find a рубашка store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Еда court and go to a fast Еда place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a таблица Пение elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Ты can "I Любовь THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT день AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Ты see an old lady/guy...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while назад and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask Ты somethingand i want Ты to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Ты feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Ты to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi или Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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New Zodiac Dates!

added by xxXsk8trXxx

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Болталка things to say when Друзья are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog Еда is a beautiful thing to watch when Ты are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when Ты sleeeeeep.

13. Bye сказал(-а) Santa while eating Blitzen.

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Педобир

added by XxKeithHarkinxX

Source: Google

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds украл, палантин it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket украл, палантин it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall Стена and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 секунды and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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My вверх 100 Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived

posted by KataraLover

This was definitely the most difficult Список I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. Ты can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the вверх 10 and just listing the other women and Показ pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for Ты guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope Ты enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to Комментарий and I can't wait to hear what...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive Ты to madness by letting Ты figure out why the heck I сказал(-а) pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, или perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My вверх 15 LEAST Избранное Знаменитости

posted by KataraLover

These are my вверх 15 LEAST Избранное Знаменитости and just like with my вверх 15 Избранное Знаменитости Список I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Ты how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Показать that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Список like this pretty much just сказал(-а) they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Список and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Болталка people

added by shiriny

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My вверх 10 Best Female Пение Voices of ALL TIME

posted by KataraLover

I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I Любовь her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, или movie. Please Комментарий and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway

I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The лебедь Princess, Anastasia,...

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Melons

posted by flippy_fan210

Some of Ты might have heard of the game Facade. those of Ты who have, Ты probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she сказал(-а) "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they сказал(-а) yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...