Gorillaz

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him или erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Ты want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go вперед when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the гитара for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Ты get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

Okay, she's kinda getting еще famous by the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland Рождество день Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if Ты like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If Ты ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, Пение lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...

Hello everyone who happened to click on this, my name is Alexis, and this is Fanpop.



So, Ты may have heard about a website called DeviantART, correct? Ты probably have knowledge on what goes on there. Apparently, there's a lot of shit that goes on over there! So, in today's commentary, I'll be sharing my thoughts on this heap of fanfiction/art.


DeviantART is a large website where people all around the world can share their own works of art. Ты can also post literature and whatnot. This is a way of socializing on the internet, and this site is very popular. When there's the pros, there's always...

By all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these. But if Ты do, kudos for offering the Zanarchy support. We accept your love. :'D

Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!


#2 They are friends? Ship it!

#3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!

#4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!

#5 They used to be Друзья but now they don't like each other? Much ship!

#6 The harder the friendship ending fall out, the harder Ты ship.

#7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now...

Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened by any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a Космос at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention или care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern Популярное in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the вверх of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents или manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....

There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the Главная of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard Ты try, your browser won't allow Ты to enter the site. Ты see, to access this site, Ты must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in Вопрос is a New Moon night. Ты must be on your own in your Главная with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will Ты be granted access to the site.

As...

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my Избранное characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past или Фэнтези time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

Out in the darkness, someone is rending the silence
Awakening this planet from its sleep
Who is it?

Look, evil spirits are right before you
There's nowhere to run, so take 'em straight on!
Someone tells me to erase my "worries" and "fear"
We reconstruct our minds
Clench your fists strongly
Believe in the bonds between us
And fight!

So all I can do
And all Ты can do
Is spread your wings and transform
Take the anger piercing your сердце and turn it into strength
Now all I can do
And all Ты can do
Is shine and transform
To the stage of evolution
Touch and go!

Listen closely! It's a new "beginning"
Why do Ты think...

1. We’re judging your outfit at all times.

2. We like to be called pretty often. Tell it to us или someone else will.

3. We сука about EVERYTHING. Let us rant for a little while.

4. If Ты won't hold our hands in public, forget us blowing Ты in private.

5. There can never be too much spooning. Bitches Любовь Cuddling.

6. There's nothing we like еще than Ты hugging us from behind and whispering something in our ear.

7. Foreplay is not an option….. it's a prerequisite.

8. OPEN THE DOOR FOR US.

9. Make us feel like the only girl in the room, no matter where we are.

10. Please us in bed, или your...