Sonic Фан Characters Article: 50 things that baffle hates.

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posted by MattTheLynxX

"I AM THE BAFFLE! I HAVE HATRED!!! HATRED OF MANY THINGS... LIKE CAP-LOCKS!!! SO LET'S START THIS LIST!!!"

1. I hate EVERY incarnation of the hero.
2. I hate baseball caps. вверх HAT ARE SUPERIOR!
3. I hate recolored clones, WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SONICS!?
4. I hate Weegee. BLINK ALREADY!
5. I hate straight jackets.
6. I hate Jerry Bruman... QUIT RIPPING OFF MY ACT!
7. I hate you.
8. I hate me.
9. I hate everyone and everything.
10. I hate grump cat.
11. I hate tethered capes.
12. I hate Zubats.
13. I hate the water temple.
14. I hate hammer bros.
15. I hate afros.
16. I hate Bubsy.
17. I hate "Knock knock" jokes.
18. I hate Stus.
19. I hate Sues.
20. I hate Zoidberg.
21. I hate Chuck norris jokes.
22. I hate the time Космос deities.
23. I hate the word "hate".
24. I hate logic.
25. I hate Anti-logic.
26. I hate pancakes.
27. 1 H4T3 P30PL3 WH0 TYP3 L1K3 TH15!!!
28. I hate Gligar13vids.
29. I hate the IRategamer
30. I hate MarioTehPlumber
31. I hate the fact that I am referencing several things in this list.
32. I hate Bards that are spooning.
33. I hate Jello.
34. I hate rule 34.
35. I hate hentia.
36. I hate yaoi.
37. I hate Porky minch.
38. I hate Jasper Batt Jr.
39. I hate the xbox one.
40. I hate big butts, and I cannot lie.
41. I hate gorge Washington because he cannot lie.
42. I hate Pinocchio because he cannot lie.
43. I hate Hank холм, хилл because he doesn't sell cocaine and cocaine accessories.
45. I hate cocaine.
46. I hate the fact that "44" isn't on this list.
47. I hate the fact that this will be actually "49 things baffle hates".
48. I hate the fact Ты didn't realize I was lying to Ты all this time.
49. I hate enraged fanboys.
50. I hate people who use broken toilets as цветок pots.

"I, The great and powerful Baffle... Has spoken... NOW BEGONE WITH YOU!!!"

MephilesTheDark likes this

MattTheLynxX ... I was feeling random when I was writing this. FEAR BAFFLE'S OPINION!!! PS: If you are curious what number 44 was going to be: "44. I hate Swag, Yolo, and Hashtags." So with that said, FEAR BAFFLE'S OPINION!!!

FrizTHedgehog Friz: Hey Baffle, you spelt hentai wrong

MattTheLynxX Baffle: *Equips close enough face*

cookiemaster Knock knock. :3

FrizTHedgehog Cookiemaster!

MattTheLynxX The master of cookies.;3

MephilesTheDark ...You hate baseball caps, motherfucker? [i]Shit just got personal.[/i] /dramatically pulls SR2 hat down to cover eyes in a badass movement while taking up a fighting stance/

MattTheLynxX Baffle: ...*Teleports around making in harder to hit him*

SierraDawnV2 YOU HATE BIG, BUTTS AND YOU CANNOT LIE, YOU OTHA BROTHAS CAN'T DENY, WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WHIT A -- oh sorry.

MattTheLynxX XD

MephilesTheDark -ITTY BITTY WAIST AND A BIG THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SICK 'CUZ YOU LIKE IT LIKE A TOOTHPICK YOU'LL BEAT THAT BOOTY WITH A STICK

SierraDawnV2 ... What. XD

ALoneWolf000 I have no idea.XD

MephilesTheDark [i]did i do the thing[/i]

SierraDawnV2 Yes. Yes you did the thing.

ALoneWolf000 What thing is that?

SierraDawnV2 EVERYTHING.

ALoneWolf000 Because logic?

SierraDawnV2 YES, LOGIC DICTATES MY ACTIONS. COMPLETELY. Making sense seriously holds no interest to me.

ALoneWolf000 The sequel has been born. http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/sonic-fan-characters/articles/218214/title/50-more-things-baffle-hates-sequel

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Birdman's Updates(5/20/2014)

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