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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't Ты noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already сказал(-а) she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if Ты think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll Переместить on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe Ты were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest Ты all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest Ты watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly сказал(-а) that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could Ты tell us what Ты saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came by and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. Переместить on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin Ты cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: Ты honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just сказал(-а) w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. Ты say Ты were waiting for a train, but what Ты and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If Ты read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: Ты g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't Ты think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched или not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, Ты may begin Ты cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could Ты tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what Ты think. Ты weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: Ты say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, Ты ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if Ты know, it is about two минуты away from the train station. Which, I'll have Ты know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can Ты mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What еще can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: Ты just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do Ты have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if Ты were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she сказал(-а) that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why Ты would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: Ты mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME безопасно, сейф FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do Ты mean
Marcus: Incase Ты forgot, the victim was stabbed by the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. Ты got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. Ты are not a defense attorney, so I suggest Ты keep your trap shut
Lilly: Ты honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I сказал(-а) be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: Ты honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, Ты honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as Ты say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank Ты so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty минута recess

Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Good lord. I never thought Ты could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard Ты say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well Ты would have Остаться в живых if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*
 Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
Oh, Sega. When will Ты ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a Стена of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, Ты will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...
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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s Главная (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve Ты been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got еще time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. сказал(-а) that she was on the phone with...
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Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Рождество horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when Ты think of anything that appears to be scary, what do Ты think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of Ты think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead или just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if Ты aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make Ты change your mind. And that movie in Вопрос is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are Ты excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest Фильмы out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even еще Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels еще like a Хэллоуин movie (The holiday,...
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 Art by SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Back in the 70s, when Фильмы were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director by the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Друзья find to be one of the best slasher Фильмы out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Герои hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some еще mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming Иконка and certainly one of the most Популярное anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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 Art by SeantheHedgehog
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Wow, a horror Аниме review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot еще of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I Любовь oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which Ты know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an Аниме about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this Аниме just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may Любовь those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright Цвета in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Собаки (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! Ты don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should трещина, сплит up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar....
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Boy, do I Любовь video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to Список the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million еще games, I may make another Список in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after Ты get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#10: Главная SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple Главная grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's день (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the вверх ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror Аниме must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The Показать is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the пляж, пляжный named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Фильмы out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell Ты all the worst Фильмы I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Фильмы that I have seen, so no Еда Fight, Biodome, или any of the animated Титаник movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, или are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, или Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. Ты know, the ones that make Ты want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, или any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...
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Now, I Любовь Animal Crossing: New Leaf. It’s one of my Избранное games of all time. And, I REALLY Любовь the rare items. Probably because they are based off other Nintendo Games. So, today, I am going to talk about my Избранное items from the game. Why… because no one else has done it and I want to do it before it’s too late. Now, lets start

 огонь Bar
Fire Bar


#10: огонь Bar - Now, this is the огонь Bar from Super Mario Bros… Even though everyone just called it that thing that spins around огонь balls. This is a cool item because it is ALWAYS spinning. Not to mention that it also plays the NES theme...
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Now, I already talked about the dungeons in Zelda that I Любовь so much… Sadly though, not all dungeons are fun. Now, all these dungeons are either tedious, boring, или were just plain awful. Now, remember, these are the dungeons I hate. If there is a dungeon that Ты didn’t want to see on here, then I either like it, или it didn’t make the cut. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Savage Labyrinth
Savage Labyrinth


#10: Savage Labyrinth from Wind Waker - Now, this a dungeons that goes on FAR too long. Ты have to fight enemy after enemy after enemy. And if that wasn’t bad enough, Ты actually have...
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