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10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't Ты noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already сказал(-а) she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if Ты think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll Переместить on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe Ты were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest Ты all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest Ты watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly сказал(-а) that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could Ты tell us what Ты saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came by and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. Переместить on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin Ты cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: Ты honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just сказал(-а) w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. Ты say Ты were waiting for a train, but what Ты and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If Ты read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: Ты g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't Ты think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched или not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, Ты may begin Ты cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could Ты tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what Ты think. Ты weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: Ты say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, Ты ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if Ты know, it is about two минуты away from the train station. Which, I'll have Ты know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can Ты mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What еще can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: Ты just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do Ты have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if Ты were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she сказал(-а) that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why Ты would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: Ты mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME безопасно, сейф FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do Ты mean
Marcus: Incase Ты forgot, the victim was stabbed by the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. Ты got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. Ты are not a defense attorney, so I suggest Ты keep your trap shut
Lilly: Ты honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I сказал(-а) be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: Ты honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, Ты honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as Ты say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank Ты so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty минута recess

Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Good lord. I never thought Ты could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard Ты say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well Ты would have Остаться в живых if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*
 Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little пони Фан Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Фред Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst звезда as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....
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On rail shooters, one of the most basic kinds of shooters that can be a ton of fun if made by the right kind of people. Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles and House of the Dead are pretty good examples of games that are very fun on-rail shooters. And with that out of the way, today, we will be looking at an on-rail shooter today, known as Attack on the Фильмы 3D, a game that I only got from a dollar store in southeast Ohio. I bought this game without any knowledge of what it was when I bought it as a kid. So, what is it? Oh wait! It’s a game with very low scores? Oh wait! It’s considered...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

A not so long time назад in a world ruled by ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with радуга Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a Космос station, called the Death Egg, and they needed еще money to finishbuilding this death defying Космос station.

To make еще money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an час down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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 Болталка picture, with no connection to the story
Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice Актёрское искусство could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A месяц passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I сказал(-а) to myself. "Because...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl by the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her год in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The звезда Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, by having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are Ты doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy Ты the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do Ты want?
James: Did Ты hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, Ты wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Рождество a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Рождество the whole Рождество season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her сердце was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her сердце или her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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added by Windwakerguy430
Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the Список for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made гитара Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired by the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James ворона was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take Ты to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t Ты cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t Ты squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold Ты firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
Ты weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white фургон, ван with Конфеты in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of Ты outside the city, Ты better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With Ты assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a вверх ten Избранное Аниме list, I should do a вверх ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Аниме I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let Ты guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Аниме that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: Ты know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Лондон and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground или in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole Список about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, или just в общем и целом, общая douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that Ты feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way или another I find disgusting, immature sex или rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... Ты see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, еще condensed reviews but Ты get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, или didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out by saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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