Windwakerguy430 Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Показ Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he огонь six shots? или only five? Well to tell Ты the truth I kinda Остаться в живых track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do Ты punk? Do Ты punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now Ты go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then Ты go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches Ты how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. Ты know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there Ты have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

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My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction Extended Edition

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can....

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My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction Deleted Scenes

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Originally, this is what I had planned for the first chase, but I thought of something else, and was еще happier with that.

Applebloom: Howdy Sweetie Belle. Why are all of the students standing outside? Shouldn't we be in the school?
Sweetie Belle: Oh Applebloom! It's terrible! Cheerilee got fired!
Applebloom: What? Who would do that to Cheerilee?
Sweetie Belle: Some stallion that drives an оранжевый car. Not only did he огонь Cheerilee, but he also took Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon away. No one has seen them since.
Applebloom: We might be next.
Sweetie Belle: We were told to stay here until...

My Little Pornstar Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin.

Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two Лошади with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely by their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and...

Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Ed Edd n Eddy Episodes

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and today, I want to talk about one of my most cherished childhood shows. That would be Ed Edd n Eddy. This Показать was about three kids, named Ed, Edd, and Eddy, who were always trying to scam the other kids of the cul-de-sac out of there money, only to fail in the end. The reason I loved this Показать was because of how real it felt, along with its colorful cast of characters, and well drawn atmosphere, and the witty humor. But, I thought to myself "What are my most Избранное episodes"? So, today, I present to Ты my ten Избранное Ed, Edd, n Eddy episodes. And remember, its all my...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 14

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before Ты do this, Ты should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Ты should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are Ты still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...

Windwakeruy430 Reacts to Corpse Party Episode 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Hello everyone. A quick note. This is a reaction article. In it, I will type down every last word I say and Ты can see how I react to whatever it is I do. Will I do еще of these. I don't know. But, with that, lets start with the reaction)

Okay, so its started... And we got us some thunder clap... Very scary... Ohhh... So, we get some Japanese kids talking... In Japanese... Thankfully, there are subtitles..... Oh, we get a backstory. Thats good........ And, we get some kids talking about ghosts in the dark. How cliched........ On dark stormy nights. CLICHED!!!....... Cliches! Cliches everywhere.........

The Final Episode of Saten Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met Ты guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most Популярное ventril-agrgah act in the world....

In-Indie - Undertale

posted by Windwakerguy430

So remember when I started Corner of Horror and talked about Five Nights at Freddy’s, a horror game that I just cannot stand yet it managed to get a whole lot of publicity and popularity? Yeah, I still don’t like it. But if anything created an even bigger fandom, it had to be the indie game, Undertale. But unlike Five Nights at Freddy’s, I actually like Undertale. In fact, I Любовь Undertale. Let’s talk about why I Любовь Undertale so much.

Undertale takes place in a world filled with humans and monsters. After a war broke out, the monsters were forced underground and were separated...

The вверх 100 - #54: Mortal Kombat

posted by Windwakerguy430

So back when I was a young kid, before I was big into fighting games, me and my brothers only had two options of games to play. We had either улица, уличный Fighter II, and Mortal Kombat: Deception. And looking back… yeah, улица, уличный Fighter II held up way better. But we still loved Mortal Kombat. We loved the characters (That weren’t new to Deception anyway, except Kenshi), we loved the brutal finishers, and we loved the world of Mortal Kombat so much. I just wish it was еще refined. And then Netherrealm Studios happened.
Mortal Kombat 9 (I know it’s just called Mortal Kombat, but screw that...

Corner of Horror - Episode 136 - Cultober день 31: Monster Squad

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. или a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Хэллоуин season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Любовь The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.

Not even...

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Аниме Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 3: тако Bell

A new restaurant opened up in town. Everyone was excited to see it.

Alinah: *Walks towards the entrance* Ooh, тако Bell. *Floats into the store*
Eula: *Watching Alinah float into the store* Oh, Эй, Alinah.
Alinah: Hi Eula.
Eula: Guess what I just ordered.
Alinah: There's a lot to choose from. I don't know if I can guess.
Eula: Alright,...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...

вверх Ten Openings in Old School Games - #10 - Klonoa: Door to Phantomile

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Zom-Beat: The Prequel Series - Episode 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 32 - Killer Klowns from Outer Космос (Day 2 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

What's Your Take - Статья 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

posted by Windwakerguy430

Япония makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Ты play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Ты look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Ты look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Манга with a Название so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Ты don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

Barney Takes a Dump

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Corner of Horror - Episode 23 - Why I Любовь Pyramid Head in Silent холм, хилл 2 (And Only Silent холм, хилл 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent холм, хилл 2 and why it’s my Избранное horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, или even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.

Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...