Windwakerguy430 Article: Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Показ Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he огонь six shots? или only five? Well to tell Ты the truth I kinda Остаться в живых track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* Ты gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do Ты punk? Do Ты punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now Ты go to Chicago, and get ambushed by a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then Ты go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches Ты how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. Ты know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there Ты have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.

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Corner of Horror - Episode 23 - Why I Любовь Pyramid Head in Silent холм, хилл 2 (And Only Silent холм, хилл 2)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent холм, хилл 2 and why it’s my Избранное horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, или even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.

Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Corpse Party Parody One Shot

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Boss Bits - Fable 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...

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Болталка pic

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The вверх 100 - #78: Fable: The Остаться в живых Chapters

posted by Windwakerguy430

So remember back when I reviewed Fable II that I liked both of the first Fable games and how I am not a true L337 Gamer as a result? Well, this is the other of the two Fable games, Fable the first, или Fable: The Остаться в живых Chapters, as I have never played the original Fable, или Anniversary for that matter.
Fable: The Остаться в живых Chapters has a story as unoriginal as the sequel. A young boy’s village is burned down and he goes to train and become a hero in a world where people need Герои to do things. As he goes about these tasks, he later gets involved with a quest that involves immortal deities,...

Best of Master Sword from SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

posted by Canada24

#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. Ты invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. Ты 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how Ты found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N -No...

Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

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Art Styles That Wind Likes

posted by Windwakerguy430

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Анимация allows people to do things that Ты couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Любовь animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Любовь the Анимация of Мультики and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Ты all Анимация styles by creators that I Любовь the most. Some Ты may like, and some I may get Ты to like. So, let’s start with the...

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed by the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a год after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss или even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

The вверх 100 - #24: Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are Фаны of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack by dragons. So, with the use of...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Video Game Villains

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, Ты always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, Ты don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

Ты Died

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A Guide to Аниме Girls

posted by AquaMarine6663

Anime girls depending on clothing или breast size:

Small breasts, еще layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one сука nobody likes или for some reason find really cute.

The only Tsundere I like

Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just by them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.

I honestly actually kinda like Misa

Large breasts, еще layers of clothes, или fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

I remember this chick...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 50 - Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный 2010 (Day 20 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done by Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for Ты all, not a Nightmare on Elm улица, уличный classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.

Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

SJW Attack X-Men Apocalypse Ad of Choking Mystique - SJW Rant - AlphaOmegaSin

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: Ты know, Ты shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did Ты hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase Ты forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a дерево stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. Ты look very adorable. I gotta take Ты to meet some friends....

Deathding's вверх 10 Аниме Cliches

posted by deathding

Cliches. I absolutely DESPISE cliches. It shows that the writers are too lazy to come up with anything original, and IT TICKS ME OFF.

..............

BUT there are those cliches that Ты just can't help but love. Whether it's because they're cool, funny, или downright awesome, Ты just can't resist loving the crap out of them! And it's no wonder they never seem to leave.

My name is Jared, and today we're counting down My вверх 10 Аниме Cliches!

#10. Deserved Slapstick

What I mean by this is a character doing something wrong/bad and paying for it. It's not only satisfying to see the douche-bag of a person...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

posted by Windwakerguy430

We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality by making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get Ты a new weapon, levels Ты up, или gives Ты money. However, there are THOSE survivors. Ты know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story by narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms улица, уличный (supposebly where most of Freddy's...