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So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 или Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.





Resident Evil Zero is, rather than being a sequel, is actually a prequel to the entirety of the Resident Evil series. Before Raccoon City, before the mansion, there was Resident Evil Zero. The game follows Rebecca Chambers, the character from the first game, as she travels with S.T.A.R.S. members to hunt down a man named Billy Coen, who is responsible for the murders of twenty three people. The best course of action is for the entire team to трещина, сплит up. Tell me why they трещина, сплит up when searching a man who is believed to have killed twenty three people. Isn’t that a little dumb? Anyway, they end up finding a train in the middle of the forest, where Rebecca meets Billy, and also a few zombies, leeches, a giant scorpion, and some opera Пение Final Фэнтези reject on вверх of сказал(-а) train… Yes, I am serious! So, after they meet up, the train starts moving and the two decide to work together to find out what is the cause of these reanimated corpses and try to stop it from worsening. So, it’s not the most creative start for a Resident Evil game, but hey, it works. So, naturally, let me just start by saying- The train opening is terrible!





I’m just gonna say that this opening level of the game, on both a horror standpoint and a gameplay standpoint, sucks! First off, horror standpoint. The first zombie Ты run into isn’t even subtly introduced. The first zombie in canon. Is shown to us like this. And it’s lame. It just pops up and looks very generic. And two еще Показать right up. And right there, the game expects Ты to deal with them right away. Riveting! From then on, Ты are introduced to several other enemies without any warning или any build up. They just come and stick around. Cerberus pops up, and in this level only! The Leech Man just kind of comes around randomly. A giant скорпион boss peeks in only to be killed and never brought back. Oh, and the game’s main villain, a long haired Аниме dude who signs opera in the rain who Ты don’t learn the name of until the very end, just kind of hangs out in the background while Ты try to get to him. All of this, I pointed out, is not scary. It’s not creepy, или disturbing, или anything. Sure, in concept, on paper, some of these ideas are good. But in execution, they just fall flat on their face. It looks either silly или not scary in the slightest. It just comes off as typical zombie game. Not a Resident Evil game. And finally, there is the addition of two main characters that Ты have to play as. With this in mind, the game removes any empty feeling and makes Ты feel like Ты can take on anything, when that is the last thing that a Resident Evil game should make Ты feel. Ты should feel scared, alone, only able to fend off the creatures by yourself. Isn’t that the whole point of survival horror? Now, on a technical standpoint, this level fails because it expects Ты to deal with all of these enemies in a tight space. Resident Evil games not only allow Ты to run away from enemies, but encourage Ты to, giving Ты just enough Космос to squeeze by them to safety. In the train level, it’s fight или turn your жопа, попка around. And having to run back and forth from one end of the тележка, корзина или another juse to unlock a door is painful. I got so bored of this level that I took breaks every fifteen минуты just so I could handle the rest of it. Yes, this level bored me after a single fifteen minutes. That is not a good sign of a horror game. But, like I said, it’s just the train level that is bad. Thankfully, once the abysmal train level is done, the game, thankfully, gets better.





After Ты finish with the train, Rebecca and Billy arrive inside of the Training Facility. Well, they can call it what they want, it just looks like the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil one to me. But, whatever. Once Ты enter this area of the game, it thankfully starts to pick up. The creepy setting such as labs containing failed experiments combined with old Готика architecture makes it feel like it’s going somewhere. Dare I say, it starts to feel like a Resident Evil game at this point. And what’s a Resident Evil game without a few puzzles. The puzzles in Resident Evil Zero are… okay. Some are pretty good, relying on both Rebecca and Billy to Переместить around in seperate locations to try and solve problems, while Чтение these mysterious riddles. While others are just “Push this block over here to do this thing”. The box puzzle near the end of the game was pretty dull and the chess puzzle was the biggest waste of resources I think I’d ever seen for a puzzle. Why have it? Puzzle game makers, please don’t ever have block pushing puzzles in your game. They are not good and they are the most barebones puzzles that can be put into your game. Oh, and those math problem puzzles shouldn’t be there either. I get that it was needed, but… don’t. Also, why have a math puzzle on a community train? Okay, I need to stop talking about the worst part of this game. It’s just going to upset me more. Let’s talk about the enemies in this game. Aside from zombies, there’s… giant bugs… giant frogs… giant bats… oh, and monkeys. This is the dumbest enemy Дизайн I think I’ve seen in a Resident Evil game. Why are there monkeys? Why are they here? They don’t look scary! They look silly! Granted, there is one enemy that is, in fact, scary and threatening. The Leech Man! This is a good enemy. One of my избранное in probably the entire franchise. It’s fast, aggressive, and gets the movement of an enemy down perfectly. It can be lumbering and slow, but can be quick and violent. It gets the scary enemy Дизайн down perfectly.





Let’s talk about a new mechanique added to Resident Evil Zero that is unique to this game alone. Being able to pick up and drop items on a whim. This is one of the most useful things to ever be put into a Resident Evil game. No longer needing just a box to keep your things in, Ты can set down any of your items to make Космос in your inventory and pick up something else, and the item Ты dropped will always be there for Ты when Ты need it. And thank god that this game puts your items on the map so that Ты can always find out where Ты left them. That is exactly what this game needed. But, let’s talk about the other mechanique of having two characters. Again, as a horror game, it doesn’t work. On a gameplay standpoint, it’s… fine. I think. Your character follows Ты alright and knows when to attack… most of the time. Granted, I don’t get as upset when my character doesn’t attack enemies, because while it would be nice to have some help, it’s also good to save as much ammo as possible. The difficulty in this game is strange. On a low difficulty, you’ll have so much ammo, you’ll end up running out of room in your inventory. But on just a higher difficulty, you’ll be scagenving the entire building, just trying to find at least five bullets, same goes for herbs. But no matter the difficulty, it seems Ты will never run out of Ink Ribbons, the only way to save. I eventually just сказал(-а) fuck it and just started using Ink Ribbons every time I ran into something like a Hunter in an area или a Leech Man instead of using them sparingly because I had so much. Back to the characters, Rebecca and Billy are pretty decent characters. They work off each other alright and I don’t find myself hating either one. I do want to know why Rebecca is capable of fighting off zombies, Hunters, Cerberus, giant bugs, monkeys, and even a giant Leech monster but is too scared to even hold a gun in the first Resident Evil game. And Billy… What the hell happened to him? No, seriously. What happened to him after Zero? He was only in this one game and then after the events were over, he left, never to return again. Why? So, screw it, Billy died in the Raccoon City outbreak, because it’s the only reason I can think of as to why he never came back in another Resident Evil game… Umbrella Chronicles doesn’t count.





With the combination of decant gameplay and bad horror, I’d say that Resident Evil is a pretty good game. It’s not a scary game, at least not to me, and it certainly isn’t going to be anyone’s Избранное Resident Evil game, или at least, it isn’t going to be in my вверх five favorites, but as a game, it manages to be somewhat fun. It has some good ideas that work, some that don’t, and others that probably should have stayed on paper. But, it can get some enjoyment and just has the right amount of cheese for any Resident Evil Фан to enjoy. Seriously, that opera Пение twink is hilarious. Take care.


I have talked about The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker a lot on this website. I consider it to be my number one Избранное game of all time, and I don't think that is ever going to change. I'm just so attached to this game, that I don't think I could feel attached to any other game the same way I am to Wind Waker. From the massive world that Ты can sail across and find little islands to explore, to the wonderful dungeons to come across, to having, arguably, the best Zelda, to the colorful and cartoon-like celshading, to the crazy and interesting characters. And speaking of characters, Link, in...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Nikpicks, where I talk about little tidbits of some of my Избранное games out there, weather they be lore and stories of the world, little thoughts that run through my mind, или just things that I either really Любовь or... for lack of a better word, dislike, little pieces of it. And what better way to start this new series off than with immediate negativity... Now Ты all know that this is clearly an Статья created by me. Now, before I get into the subject, let us discuss the game. Persona 3. или rather, the FES version that I played. Now, Persona 3 is easily one...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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Oh, Sega. When will Ты ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a Стена of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, Ты will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...
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Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s Главная (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve Ты been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got еще time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. сказал(-а) that she was on the phone with...
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Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Рождество horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when Ты think of anything that appears to be scary, what do Ты think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of Ты think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead или just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if Ты aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make Ты change your mind. And that movie in Вопрос is, creatively, named The Children



The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are Ты excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest Фильмы out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even еще Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.





Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels еще like a Хэллоуин movie (The holiday,...
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Art by SeantheHedgehog
Back in the 70s, when Фильмы were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director by the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my Друзья find to be one of the best slasher Фильмы out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.





The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any Герои hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...
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(Please be advised that there's some еще mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming Иконка and certainly one of the most Популярное anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...
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Art by SeantheHedgehog
Wow, a horror Аниме review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot еще of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I Любовь oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which Ты know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an Аниме about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this Аниме just so happens...
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I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may Любовь those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright Цвета in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...
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Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple Собаки (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! Ты don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should трещина, сплит up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...
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#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar....
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Boy, do I Любовь video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to Список the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million еще games, I may make another Список in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter



A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after Ты get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#10: Главная SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple Главная grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...
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1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's день (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...
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Well, we’re finally at the вверх ten. We’ve come quite a long way, haven’t we. But now, it is time to talk about the shows that impressed me beyond all expectations. So, here we go

#10: Elfen Lied



Now, if there is anything a horror Аниме must do best, it’s keep suspense and also scare the viewer throughout the entire show. Elfen Lied does just that. The Показать is about two cousins, Kouta and Yuka, who find a girl on the пляж, пляжный named Nyu. However, what they are not aware of is that this girl is actually named Lucy, and she is actually a Diclonius, which are a race of humans with psychic...
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Now, I have seen some serious shit when it comes to movies. Just because there are so many amazing Фильмы out there doesn’t mean that all of them are amazing. Hell, some of them are the biggest pile of shit ever to rise from Satan’s toilet bowl. So, I am going to tell Ты all the worst Фильмы I have ever seen. First off, these have to be Фильмы that I have seen, so no Еда Fight, Biodome, или any of the animated Титаник movies. However, trust me, there are some real bad choices on this list. Also, forget about seeing The Wicker Man, Birdemic, and The Room on this list, because at least those...
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After seeing an April Fool’s joke about the ten best Wind Wanker islands, that got me thinking that I should make my own. And no, not an April Fool’s joke either. I mean a truthful list. Now, before I begin, the rules are that I am not counting any main islands that have dungeons on them, или are major islands. So, Outset Island, Forsaken Fortress, Windfall Island, Dragon Roost Island, Forest Haven, Tower of the Gods, Headstone Island, или Wind Isle are all out. Now, with that said, lets start the list.

 Islet of Steel
Islet of Steel


#10: Islet of Steel - Now, this is a very strange choice, since this...
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