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So, Resident Evil VII’s Not a Hero and End of Zoe DLC came out recently. I could be reviewing that… But I also could review a totally different Resident Evil game from over a decade ago… Yeah, let’s do that one instead. So, despite that Resident Evil VII got some new DLC, I want to review another Resident Evil game. One that seems to have a massive divide in the community of the Resident Evil fanbase. Some people like this game while others don’t. And no, it isn’t Resident Evil 5 или Resident Evil: Revelations. Instead, it’s the first controversial pick, Resident Evil Zero.





Resident Evil Zero is, rather than being a sequel, is actually a prequel to the entirety of the Resident Evil series. Before Raccoon City, before the mansion, there was Resident Evil Zero. The game follows Rebecca Chambers, the character from the first game, as she travels with S.T.A.R.S. members to hunt down a man named Billy Coen, who is responsible for the murders of twenty three people. The best course of action is for the entire team to трещина, сплит up. Tell me why they трещина, сплит up when searching a man who is believed to have killed twenty three people. Isn’t that a little dumb? Anyway, they end up finding a train in the middle of the forest, where Rebecca meets Billy, and also a few zombies, leeches, a giant scorpion, and some opera Пение Final Фэнтези reject on вверх of сказал(-а) train… Yes, I am serious! So, after they meet up, the train starts moving and the two decide to work together to find out what is the cause of these reanimated corpses and try to stop it from worsening. So, it’s not the most creative start for a Resident Evil game, but hey, it works. So, naturally, let me just start by saying- The train opening is terrible!





I’m just gonna say that this opening level of the game, on both a horror standpoint and a gameplay standpoint, sucks! First off, horror standpoint. The first zombie Ты run into isn’t even subtly introduced. The first zombie in canon. Is shown to us like this. And it’s lame. It just pops up and looks very generic. And two еще Показать right up. And right there, the game expects Ты to deal with them right away. Riveting! From then on, Ты are introduced to several other enemies without any warning или any build up. They just come and stick around. Cerberus pops up, and in this level only! The Leech Man just kind of comes around randomly. A giant скорпион boss peeks in only to be killed and never brought back. Oh, and the game’s main villain, a long haired Аниме dude who signs opera in the rain who Ты don’t learn the name of until the very end, just kind of hangs out in the background while Ты try to get to him. All of this, I pointed out, is not scary. It’s not creepy, или disturbing, или anything. Sure, in concept, on paper, some of these ideas are good. But in execution, they just fall flat on their face. It looks either silly или not scary in the slightest. It just comes off as typical zombie game. Not a Resident Evil game. And finally, there is the addition of two main characters that Ты have to play as. With this in mind, the game removes any empty feeling and makes Ты feel like Ты can take on anything, when that is the last thing that a Resident Evil game should make Ты feel. Ты should feel scared, alone, only able to fend off the creatures by yourself. Isn’t that the whole point of survival horror? Now, on a technical standpoint, this level fails because it expects Ты to deal with all of these enemies in a tight space. Resident Evil games not only allow Ты to run away from enemies, but encourage Ты to, giving Ты just enough Космос to squeeze by them to safety. In the train level, it’s fight или turn your жопа, попка around. And having to run back and forth from one end of the тележка, корзина или another juse to unlock a door is painful. I got so bored of this level that I took breaks every fifteen минуты just so I could handle the rest of it. Yes, this level bored me after a single fifteen minutes. That is not a good sign of a horror game. But, like I said, it’s just the train level that is bad. Thankfully, once the abysmal train level is done, the game, thankfully, gets better.





After Ты finish with the train, Rebecca and Billy arrive inside of the Training Facility. Well, they can call it what they want, it just looks like the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil one to me. But, whatever. Once Ты enter this area of the game, it thankfully starts to pick up. The creepy setting such as labs containing failed experiments combined with old Готика architecture makes it feel like it’s going somewhere. Dare I say, it starts to feel like a Resident Evil game at this point. And what’s a Resident Evil game without a few puzzles. The puzzles in Resident Evil Zero are… okay. Some are pretty good, relying on both Rebecca and Billy to Переместить around in seperate locations to try and solve problems, while Чтение these mysterious riddles. While others are just “Push this block over here to do this thing”. The box puzzle near the end of the game was pretty dull and the chess puzzle was the biggest waste of resources I think I’d ever seen for a puzzle. Why have it? Puzzle game makers, please don’t ever have block pushing puzzles in your game. They are not good and they are the most barebones puzzles that can be put into your game. Oh, and those math problem puzzles shouldn’t be there either. I get that it was needed, but… don’t. Also, why have a math puzzle on a community train? Okay, I need to stop talking about the worst part of this game. It’s just going to upset me more. Let’s talk about the enemies in this game. Aside from zombies, there’s… giant bugs… giant frogs… giant bats… oh, and monkeys. This is the dumbest enemy Дизайн I think I’ve seen in a Resident Evil game. Why are there monkeys? Why are they here? They don’t look scary! They look silly! Granted, there is one enemy that is, in fact, scary and threatening. The Leech Man! This is a good enemy. One of my избранное in probably the entire franchise. It’s fast, aggressive, and gets the movement of an enemy down perfectly. It can be lumbering and slow, but can be quick and violent. It gets the scary enemy Дизайн down perfectly.





Let’s talk about a new mechanique added to Resident Evil Zero that is unique to this game alone. Being able to pick up and drop items on a whim. This is one of the most useful things to ever be put into a Resident Evil game. No longer needing just a box to keep your things in, Ты can set down any of your items to make Космос in your inventory and pick up something else, and the item Ты dropped will always be there for Ты when Ты need it. And thank god that this game puts your items on the map so that Ты can always find out where Ты left them. That is exactly what this game needed. But, let’s talk about the other mechanique of having two characters. Again, as a horror game, it doesn’t work. On a gameplay standpoint, it’s… fine. I think. Your character follows Ты alright and knows when to attack… most of the time. Granted, I don’t get as upset when my character doesn’t attack enemies, because while it would be nice to have some help, it’s also good to save as much ammo as possible. The difficulty in this game is strange. On a low difficulty, you’ll have so much ammo, you’ll end up running out of room in your inventory. But on just a higher difficulty, you’ll be scagenving the entire building, just trying to find at least five bullets, same goes for herbs. But no matter the difficulty, it seems Ты will never run out of Ink Ribbons, the only way to save. I eventually just сказал(-а) fuck it and just started using Ink Ribbons every time I ran into something like a Hunter in an area или a Leech Man instead of using them sparingly because I had so much. Back to the characters, Rebecca and Billy are pretty decent characters. They work off each other alright and I don’t find myself hating either one. I do want to know why Rebecca is capable of fighting off zombies, Hunters, Cerberus, giant bugs, monkeys, and even a giant Leech monster but is too scared to even hold a gun in the first Resident Evil game. And Billy… What the hell happened to him? No, seriously. What happened to him after Zero? He was only in this one game and then after the events were over, he left, never to return again. Why? So, screw it, Billy died in the Raccoon City outbreak, because it’s the only reason I can think of as to why he never came back in another Resident Evil game… Umbrella Chronicles doesn’t count.





With the combination of decant gameplay and bad horror, I’d say that Resident Evil is a pretty good game. It’s not a scary game, at least not to me, and it certainly isn’t going to be anyone’s Избранное Resident Evil game, или at least, it isn’t going to be in my вверх five favorites, but as a game, it manages to be somewhat fun. It has some good ideas that work, some that don’t, and others that probably should have stayed on paper. But, it can get some enjoyment and just has the right amount of cheese for any Resident Evil Фан to enjoy. Seriously, that opera Пение twink is hilarious. Take care.


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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the лодка Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was дана much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on огонь from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his Популярное sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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 Cory
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???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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 Cody's Car
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(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of пиво on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want Ты sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: Ты shitting...
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I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… еще than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, или mysterious. And I freaking Любовь that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a Список about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if Ты are a true gamer, DLC is something Ты usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell Ты a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give Ты on disc DLC, или even force Ты to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, или hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving Ты a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, или a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity или black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six год old detective who...
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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some Друзья at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that Популярное
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? Ты mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if Ты try anything, I’ll kill Ты
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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The пицца boy is Francine!!!!!!!!!!
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Well, I did it. I finally did it. I can't believe I did it. Don't know why I did it, but I fucking did it. Ты want to know what I did... I read My Immortal.. And it was an atrocity. It was the worst fanfic ever made, and the whole internet agrees.
Okay, so, before I mention how terrible My Immortal is, I should tell Ты some about its background. My Immortal is a fanfic based of the book and Фильмы series, Harry Potter. I'm sure Ты all heard of it. Anyway, some person made My Immortal in 2008, and it was dubbed the worst fanfic ever created. It was so bad that even Know Your Meme сказал(-а) so in...
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Back when I was so poor, Ты would find хлеб to be the greatest meal ever, me and my brother would always go around the abandoned houses and try to find whatever we could. Sometimes we would find some awesome stuff, and sometimes, we get nothing. It was mostly the latter. Though, there was this one time that was rather… not what we expected. We were in, of course, Middletown. He town of prostitutes, gang violence, and easy to find games at the pawnshops. While me and my brother were walking, we came across yet another abandoned house. This place looked like your typical abandoned meth lab...
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Jared: Hey, we haven’t gotten Остаться в живых in a while, you’re really getting the hang of this, Wikipedia!

Wikipedia: What can I say? I’m a master of direction, and holding maps… Heheh! ;D

*Drops Map*

Jared: ...…….

Jared: Ты STUPID MOTHER FUUUUUUUUU-

*FLASH*

Wind: Looks like somebody dropped the map again.

Wikipedia: HE DID IT! I’M INNOCENT I TELL YA! *Runs Away*

Wind: *Grabs Wiki* Just where do Ты think YOU’RE going….

Wikipedia: o____O

Wind: You’re staying here to help with my list. Any objections and I’ll shatter your Кости with a battering ram.

Wikipedia: YES SIR! D:

Jared: Well…....
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Sean: Well, this sounds sad for a Рождество song.
Master Sword: Wait for it.
Sean: Oh, never mind. It doesn't sound sad anymore.

Tom gets surrounded by a круг of Пение ponies.

Tom: I feel honored. Thank Ты everyone for surrounding me while Пение this... *Cries* Wonderful song! I can't stop crying, it's so beautiful!!
Master Sword: Stop crying!!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: Shut up Master Sword. Let's get the story started.
Tom: *Still crying* Oh right, How Gilda украл, палантин Christmas.
Rainbow Dash: We're going back to Black & White everyone.

Everypony down...
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