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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. или rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade или Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now, like I mentioned before, the camera does suck, but it tries, and this was once Resident Evil 4. Yes, really. Despite that, the game still manages to do a pretty good job of keeping the action on screen and allowing Ты to maneuver around enemies while striking them back. It’s satisfying to Слэш at enemies, shoot at them with your guns, and avoid any other attacks from enemies as Ты see that combo go from a C to a nice, red hot S rank. Trying to get that S on the вверх right is like a drug. Gotta get the S. Gotta get the S. It’s no harm if Ты don’t, but seeing your score go down cause Ты get hit really hurts, and seeing the meter go down cause you’re not hitting enemies makes Ты Переместить around like a mad man. Gotta find еще enemies to kill so I can keep that S rank. But on it’s own, slashing enemies is a ton of fun. And the bosses are a load of fun to. Nelo Angelo, my personal Избранное of them. Devil May Cry is a game where I want to do better at it, despite it being the first and the most experimental. But damn, do I want to do better. Sure, it’s okay to go through the level, taking hits and using healing items, but I want to be better, and not use those healing items, not get hit, and master the combos of all my weapons. Speaking of which, the weapons. Ты got your usual sword Rebellion and dual wield pistols Ebony and Ivory. Other firearms consisting of the shotgun Coyote and the grenade launcher, which is busted as fuck. And other blades, like the legendary heavy weapon Sparda, the massive axe-scythe thing, Alistair, a better sword than Rebellion. Actually, in another Capcom game, Viewtiful Joe, there was a character named Alistair. I don’t know if that was intentional, but I’d like to believe it was. My Избранное is are the gauntlets, Ifrit, not to be confused with Final Фэнтези Ifrit. Doing hard punches and dives towards enemies is just a ton of fun for me.
Devil May Cry, the first one anyway, is not the most refined of the Devil May Cry games. It’s story is nonsensical and stupid, even for Devil May Cry standards, and it’s laughable voice acting. Who could forget “LIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!”? So much fun. But despite that, it’s still a sick, stylish game. It started a pretty cool franchise that, thanks to the announcement of Devil May Cry 5, is still going strong today. Oh, and as for the other games, just wait. We’ll get to them soon. But not Devil May Cry 2… Cause Devil May Cry 2 sucks.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an час down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...
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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong...
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 Болталка picture, with no connection to the story
Random picture, with no connection to the story
I made this when I first started writing. So the grammer isn't very good..


Grady Edwards. A constant on the run serial killer, that is always changing his name. Today he met Susan at the grocery store, he introduced himself as David Harris. He pretended to be divorced, but in reality he murdered his old wife, and her family. "Yep, she was mad at me for my constant tenancy to take shit in the pool" David said. Everyone took a step back. David walked away. Unaware of the danger it will eventually cause Susan asked David to stay with her family. He agreed.

Susan's oldest son, Michael was returning...
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The graphics are good, but the voice Актёрское искусство could be better, and Sheriff Teasle doesn't look anything like he does in the movie.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A месяц passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I сказал(-а) to myself. "Because...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Rockefeller, New Jersey, a young girl by the name of Annabelle has been quiet around others for as long as she can remember, making herself unknown to her classmates. This is because of her ability to see different creatures, ranging from spirits to demons, who choose to stay hidden from the normal human eye. During her год in high school, a meteorite crashes into a small field outside of town. This soon leads to a group of people named The звезда Chasers has come to observe the meteorite, by having tents and cameras set up. However, as time goes by, they soon build a small...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (At the school soda machine)
Hannah: What are Ты doing
Wind: Trying to decide what I want… And I don’t think I like any of these drinks. They’re all diet
Hannah: That’s because the school wants to give us healthy food
Wind: So does that explain why the school apples are completely black and gelatinous?
Hannah: That’s different. Here (Takes his wallet) I’ll just buy Ты the drink
Wind: Whatever. Just make it something worth my money
James: Hey, Wind
Wind: What do Ты want?
James: Did Ты hear about the new gym class we got
Wind: …….. We have a gym class
James: Yeah, Ты wanna check...
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Everypony down in Ponyville liked Рождество a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Рождество the whole Рождество season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her сердце was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her сердце или her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies...
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Source: me
It’s time to tear Activision a new one. If I had to put Activision anywhere on the Список for the worst video game companies in existence, it would probably be at number….. 3. Right after Capcom, but right before Ubisoft. Now, what has Activision done? Well, the bought Radical Entertainment, the guys who made Prototype….. Right before they shut the company down. They also bought Neversoft, the guys who made гитара Hero and Tony Hawk…. before merging them with Infinity Ward. And what have they been successful with? Call of Duty… of course, that explains why their still thriving. Activision...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired by the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James ворона was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed by one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take Ты to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t Ты cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t Ты squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold Ты firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
Ты weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white фургон, ван with Конфеты in the back
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of Ты outside the city, Ты better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With Ты assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a вверх ten Избранное Аниме list, I should do a вверх ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst Аниме I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let Ты guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an Аниме that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: Ты know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... Лондон and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground или in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case Ты couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors Ты need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people Ты wouldn’t want to run into in real life and Ты definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole Список about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, или just в общем и целом, общая douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that Ты feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way или another I find disgusting, immature sex или rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... Ты see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, еще condensed reviews but Ты get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, или didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out by saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to Любовь & Death Corporated, where our Слоган is “You Only Live Once”. What is Любовь & Death Co. Ты ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are Ты familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When Ты die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, Ты could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if Ты are a bad egg, Ты will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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