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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. или rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade или Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now, like I mentioned before, the camera does suck, but it tries, and this was once Resident Evil 4. Yes, really. Despite that, the game still manages to do a pretty good job of keeping the action on screen and allowing Ты to maneuver around enemies while striking them back. It’s satisfying to Слэш at enemies, shoot at them with your guns, and avoid any other attacks from enemies as Ты see that combo go from a C to a nice, red hot S rank. Trying to get that S on the вверх right is like a drug. Gotta get the S. Gotta get the S. It’s no harm if Ты don’t, but seeing your score go down cause Ты get hit really hurts, and seeing the meter go down cause you’re not hitting enemies makes Ты Переместить around like a mad man. Gotta find еще enemies to kill so I can keep that S rank. But on it’s own, slashing enemies is a ton of fun. And the bosses are a load of fun to. Nelo Angelo, my personal Избранное of them. Devil May Cry is a game where I want to do better at it, despite it being the first and the most experimental. But damn, do I want to do better. Sure, it’s okay to go through the level, taking hits and using healing items, but I want to be better, and not use those healing items, not get hit, and master the combos of all my weapons. Speaking of which, the weapons. Ты got your usual sword Rebellion and dual wield pistols Ebony and Ivory. Other firearms consisting of the shotgun Coyote and the grenade launcher, which is busted as fuck. And other blades, like the legendary heavy weapon Sparda, the massive axe-scythe thing, Alistair, a better sword than Rebellion. Actually, in another Capcom game, Viewtiful Joe, there was a character named Alistair. I don’t know if that was intentional, but I’d like to believe it was. My Избранное is are the gauntlets, Ifrit, not to be confused with Final Фэнтези Ifrit. Doing hard punches and dives towards enemies is just a ton of fun for me.
Devil May Cry, the first one anyway, is not the most refined of the Devil May Cry games. It’s story is nonsensical and stupid, even for Devil May Cry standards, and it’s laughable voice acting. Who could forget “LIIIIIGGGHHHTTT!”? So much fun. But despite that, it’s still a sick, stylish game. It started a pretty cool franchise that, thanks to the announcement of Devil May Cry 5, is still going strong today. Oh, and as for the other games, just wait. We’ll get to them soon. But not Devil May Cry 2… Cause Devil May Cry 2 sucks.
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Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse или in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever еще worse and even еще dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun или try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this Далее injury dumber and еще dangerous? I tried slicing Фрукты with a кухня нож while holding the Фрукты in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. Ты would think...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Anderson White from Detective Smith
A man who was once a detective, working on the White перчатка, перчатки Case, a large murder case involving the deaths of eleven people, including Smith’s mentor, Detective Osborne, caused by the White перчатка, перчатки Killer. He was soon found out to be the White перчатка, перчатки Killer, and the court deemed him as insane and placed him in an asylum. Even though he was found to be the killer, no one would know that he really wasn’t insane at all, and only killed because he loved it, claiming that he truly one in the end against Smith, causing Smith to feel Остаться в живых without his mentors help...
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………….. Иисус Christ, people. I mean, Иисус FUCKING CHRIST! I think we may have found one of the most god awful fanfics ever. Trust me, it’s bad…. It’s really bad… It’s really FUCKING bad! It is an eight chapter Metroid fanfic, known simply as Metroid…. High School….. We haven’t even gotten into the fanfic, and I am already Показ Ты all how this is a mistake.
So, we start off this abomination with the Автор telling us that the Big Dance, или rather, the Baig Dance, was in three days, and Ridley decided to ask Samus…. Ты know, Samus? The bounty hunter whose parents...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - радуга Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Герои - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Показать - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса

Now, let's begin. Twilight was walking down the улица, уличный with Spike while Pinkie Pie was wearing an umbrella on her head.

Twilight: Man, this sucks. First my car gets eaten by parasprites, and now Ты want me to buy Ты a shitload of fucking ice cream!
Spike: Twilight, why are Ты in a bad mood? Рождество is coming soon....
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There are a lot of Фильмы out there. And a lot of Фильмы have a lot of awesome endings that are really well made. But then, there are THOSE endings. Those endings that just come up and say, “Hey, thanks for watching the movie and paying us $20, asshole. No refunds”. Now, these are movie endings that I find to be awful, so, you’re idea of an awful ending might be different than my idea of an awful ending. Also, these have to be from Фильмы that only I have seen. Another thing is that this ending does not reflect on my в общем и целом, общая thought on the movie. The movie could be great and still have...
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Now, everyone loves movies. They have been around since the 1920’s and they have even brought us all some amazing films… BUT, there are things in Фильмы that just plain piss me off. So, I present to Ты all my Список for the вверх Ten Worst Movie Cliches… In my opinion.

#10: Shaking Camera AND 360 Turn - This one is a tie between two cliches that are pretty similar. The Shaking Camera is when the camera shakes like crazy, and can’t keep still for еще than two seconds. I feel like I’m gonna get sick just looking at it. It’s camera movement like this that made me not like the Blair Witch...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Now, lets think back to a common time. Back when Capcom didn’t fucking suck. Yes, believe it или not, Capcom was one of the best video game companies around, with games like Megaman, улица, уличный Fighter, Resident Evil, Streets of Rage, Ghosts and Goblins, and Phoenix Wright. But, in the год 2006, Capcom released a new franchise called Dead Rising. It allowed Ты to fight off hundreds of zombies with amazing, and ridiculous weapons. It was gory, it was violent, it was cruel… and it was fucking awesome. Then, Dead Rising 2 came out, and when I played it, my mind was blown. The game was even better...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Windwakerguy430's Death Sentence- I mean, вверх Ten Overrated Аниме of All Time. Now, let me get one thing clear. When I say overrated, I don't hate it. I just feel it gets еще praise then it deserves. Unless I say point blank that I hate it, then I hate it. Okay. Then, lets start the list

10: Pokemon - Now, this one really hurts me to put on the list, and unlike the other ones that hurts to put on this list, this is probably the most painful, as Pokemon is my most Избранное Аниме of all time. I Любовь this anime. It has some good comedy and the characters are wonderful...
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Now, if Ты know me, Ты would know that my Избранное game of all time is Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker. Just look at my name. It should be obvious. But, my секунда Избранное Zelda game is Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. What this game does better then Wind Waker is its sidequests. Yeah, sorry, Wind Waker, but not every game is perfect. Ты kinda lack good sidequests. I guess Nintendo used up all their ideas for Majora's Mask. So, I will tell Ты all the вверх Five best sidequests in Majora's Mask. First off, no sidequests that give Ты items that are mandatory to beat the game. So, none of those...
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Эй, everyone. Remember my review of Half Life: Full Life Consequences and how it was so poorly written that it was funny. Well, there is another fanfic just like it. It is known as A Haunting Most Mario.
So, it starts with the guy buying the Mario game and an NES. Once he starts playing it, weird things start happen. However, it becomes very cliched, especially for those who have read cursed game creepypastas. But, sometimes, it gets really stupid. Such dumb Цитаты are "Welcome to Hell World" или "Deathworld, World 6-6-6". But, one of the dumbest is the well known quote "YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE...
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Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers;...
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Well, after a long break, its good to be back with some new reviews. Now, sadly, we get to start of my 51st review with one of the dumbest things ever. Its called the огонь Challenge.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where Ты put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope Ты don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where Ты eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the огонь challenge, where Ты set yourself on огонь for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
I'm going to say something that will probably piss Ты all off so much that Ты may hate me for it, so Ты should probably leave... Seriously, its bad... This is your last chance... Okay, but I warned you... I prefer Grand Theft Auto 4 over Grand Theft Auto 5... I feel everyone making hate Комментарии already.
Now, I don't hate GTA5, in fact, I think its one of the best games of this generation, but, compared to GTA4, it could be better. Now, lets see why I like GTA4. Well, I like this a little еще due to its story. It was a little еще (Okay, a lot more) serious then GTA5. This was mainly due...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing Музыка with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when Ты hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final Фэнтези franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my избранное from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final Фэнтези X
Final Фэнтези X follows what any other Final Фэнтези game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, или whatever Ты wanna...
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I did say that the first Devil May Cry wouldn’t be the last game in the franchise I spoke about on here. And what better game to continue talking about from the franchise than the very first Devil May Cry I talked about. And boy, did I remember hating this game when I first played it, but please let me explain.
So when I first bought this game along with the first Dead Rising game, I was excited, cause I only heard good things about Devil May Cry and Dante and all that, and when I got around to play the game, and was introduced to Nero, I thought, “Who the fuck is this asshole” and...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a еще edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, или in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing улица, уличный Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in улица, уличный Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted еще from улица, уличный Fighter II. And улица, уличный Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an Статья a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, или еще rather, a Список of my вверх 100 Избранное games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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