In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much еще interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way еще fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this Список is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-
*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!
Several years назад I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA by the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I Любовь Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
#1:SULLIVAN:
As Ты already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As Ты already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I Любовь Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one год old, and already they are remaking it for PlayStation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, Ты should at least give a game some time to age before Ты remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people сказал(-а) is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are Ты remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I Любовь Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one год old, and already they are remaking it for PlayStation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, Ты should at least give a game some time to age before Ты remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people сказал(-а) is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are Ты remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! Ты still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... Ты brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: Ты seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are Ты here?
Henry: we need Ты back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: Ты are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach Ты
Henry: Ты and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! Ты still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... Ты brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: Ты seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are Ты here?
Henry: we need Ты back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: Ты are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach Ты
Henry: Ты and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Ты do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did Ты bring me along!?
???: Ты figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that Ты have to bring me with you!
???: in the Фильмы people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would Ты think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell Ты do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did Ты bring me along!?
???: Ты figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that Ты have to bring me with you!
???: in the Фильмы people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would Ты think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
