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Best Цитаты by Leonard BBT (since I couldn't find a video for it).

posted by Canada24

Leonard: I'm a perfectly nice guy. No reason we can't go to a nice ужин together. Have a lovely dinner. Maybe take a nice walk after. She ends up taking me to her apartment (begins having panic attack). We begin kissing.. We're GONNA HAVE SEX! OH GOD! OH GOD!
Sheldon: Is the sex starting already.
Leonard: I'm having panic attack!
Sheldon; Well.. Calm down.
Leonard: I can't calm down. Other wise they wouldn't call it a panic ATTACK!

Leonard: Do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign. Everytime I open my mouth!?

Penny: Your so sweet. Why can't all guys be like you.
Leonard: Cause if all guys were like...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 9

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guard: (Whistles)
Link: Hey, you, Болталка guard
Guard: Hey, its you....... girl clothed boy
Link: I got something for you
Guard: Oh, is it a Snickers bar
Link: Nope (Cuts guard in half) That's for throwing me in that cell Ты asshole

Link: (At the top) Finally. Here we are.... again
Aryll: Link, your back
Link: Aryll, how have Ты been
Aryll: Oh, well the seagulls have been looking at me constantly, but thanks to this jail cell, they can't really get in to attack me
Seagull: Ты LUCKY BITCH
Link: Well, lets get Ты out of here
Aryll: Um, Link, why is there some pirate hooker behind you
Link: Who (Turns)
Tetra:...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. Dragon Roost Island
Link: I knew that
King of Red Lions: How
Link: Well, the name of the island just materializes on the вверх of the screen
King of Red Lions: Oh, well, Ты go ahead and see whats going on
Link: Aren't Ты coming with me
King of Red Lions: I would, but, Ты see, I have things to do, and- Oh right, I'M A FUCKING BOAT
Link: Okay, Mr. Smartass, I'll go look (Walks off)

Link: Wow, its a place filled with bird people. I feel as though, that this must be some sort of alien race
Postman: Link, hello again
Link: Hello... you
Postman: Ты don't recognize me....

Windwakerguy430's вверх 20 Worst Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only Вопрос is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this Список contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final Фэнтези 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final Фэнтези 10, but I haven't played that one,...

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What's Your Take- Статья 24- The B**ch's House

posted by Windwakerguy430

(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where Ты [lay as a young girl named...

Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where Ты make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...

In-Indie - Furi

posted by Windwakerguy430

Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the вверх samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced by Samual...

In-Indie - Night in the Woods

posted by Windwakerguy430

So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed by and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far еще support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. или as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.

Image from castingcall.club

Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...

An In-In Depth In-Introduction to In-Indie: New Review Series

posted by Windwakerguy430

I Любовь indie games. Call me a grump, but I just don't see much passion in most video games nowadays. While passion definitely exists thanks to creators like Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro, Suda51 and many more, big publishers just want to make video games be a quick cash grab, companies like EA, Activision, Bethesda, Square Enix, and Microsoft. But indie developers don't have that kind of desire (Most of the time). All of their games are made on one thing and one thing only: Passion. Their Любовь for the genre and their desire to tell an interesting narrative или to create something, be it out of a creative...

Skyline Samurai - Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon облако Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the улица, уличный rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The улица, уличный was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, еще and еще camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....

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Welcome to Eastwood - The Equal

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: (Sitting at coffee Магазин with Cody) So, Ты think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are Ты talking about
Arnold: Do Ты not see the racism around us. Blacks,...

Original Story: Glass Sky Hills

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His Любовь for gaming completely blocks out his Любовь for other things, including people,...

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вверх ten Фильмы I'd recommend to Windwakerguy430

posted by Canada24

#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..

#9: Лондон HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I Любовь watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..

#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..

#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..

#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....

Original Story: Desert Fog

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist by the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in Поиск of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed by a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...

What's Your Take - Статья 265 - Sonic-BOO

posted by Windwakerguy430

This review is just a simple letter from a couple of минуты ago. I am posting this, because by the time Ты read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...

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Andjelija and her Любовь

posted by mileva574

Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the лодка Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...

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Master Sword's Villains Статья

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was дана much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on огонь from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his Популярное sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...

Booze Brothers - Episode 3 - Friends, Old and New

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cory

???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...

Booze Brothers - Episode 1 - Old Friends, New Goals

posted by Windwakerguy430

Cody's Car

(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of пиво on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want Ты sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: Ты shitting...

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Windwakerguy430's вверх Ten Foggy Environments in Video Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… еще than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, или mysterious. And I freaking Любовь that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a Список about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...