Finn, Simon, and the crown

It rustled my jimmies seeing Finn as a real Paladin and Jake as himself fighting over Ice King and Oryx.

So this came (after some time of deep thinking of Болталка thoughts).

Presenting...

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Blasts of ice and colored magical ninja-stars scattered along the dirty wine cellar that the Paladin of Ooolean legend, Finn the Human and his trusty companion, Jake the Dog, dodged from.

Finn, drawing the Demon Sword that turned into a huge cleaver with no handle but magically bound into his hands with attached crimson-red wings, deflected Ice King's...

Aidyl was ahead of jewel,zig-zagging through the pine trees around the lake that held their home."WAIT UP!I can't run as fast as you!",Jewel exclaimed."Then get longer legs and еще excersise!",Aidyl replied.Jewel's tail frizzed with annoyance.5 минуты later,they stopped to take a rest."*pant,pant*Man,how are we going to find where the sword is when there's so many places that could hold an underwater cave?!!",Aidyl said."I have no*pant,pant,pant* idea dude,but right now,*pant*I suggest that we should find macaroni,milkshakes,and*pant,pant* fries.",Jewel said."Heh.Maybe that's why Ты can't...