Chapter 1: Аниме middle school
Hundreds of Аниме characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their Далее classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their секунда день of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole год now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 или 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his стол письменный, стол with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T Ты DARE CALL ME SHORT Ты ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're Ты even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't Ты be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't Ты be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since Ты seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy сказал(-а) as the колокол, колокольчик, белл went off.he shape shifted into Какаси and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time Ты borrowed my pencil Ты didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE Ты CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF Ты SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I сказал(-а) yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." Какаси said.kiba sighed and slumped in his сиденье, место, сиденья quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF Ты TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So Ты promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I Любовь you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails сказал(-а) Поцелуи Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they Остаться в живых track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and Ты won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher сказал(-а) slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now Ты guys try...." the teacher сказал(-а) still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! Ты TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his Друзья shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think Ты need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood Далее to rukia and stared at the spikey оранжевый haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her Любовь to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia сказал(-а) running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID юбка TO GO ON SOME STUPID дата WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a круг in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she сказал(-а) pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if Ты get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! Эй, watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy сказал(-а) looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy сказал(-а) watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe Ты could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well Иисус Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform юбка and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to Ты Britain....." France сказал(-а) looking at the boy across the таблица with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME Ты DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN сказал(-а) IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE Любовь EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM Ты FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! Эй, Japan,ya know what I want?" Япония sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the таблица luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she сказал(-а) biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball кепка, колпачок on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO Ты KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting Еда on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT Ты GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL Ты THAT Ты DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO Ты STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE Ты CALLING SHORT Ты JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL Ты BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
Hundreds of Аниме characters rushed through the hallway trying to get to their Далее classes."damnit,where the hell is al,he's gonna be late for class again...." a sho- er I mean,fun sized blonde boy asked looking around the classroom.it was their секунда день of 8th grade and their father,hoenheim had told them to try their hardest this year.even though he'd been a state alchemist for a whole год now(A/N: to all fma fans,this is an AU fic so all the characters still have parents and are 11-15 instead of 17 или 20....),their parents still thought they needed a good education."sup pipsqueak?" Ed's half brother envy asked leaning on his стол письменный, стол with a lollipop in his mouth."DON'T Ты DARE CALL ME SHORT Ты ANGROGEDOUS (sp?) BASTARD!!! And anyway,what're Ты even doing here,this class is for exorcists alchemists and ninja...shouldn't Ты be in class with your little boyfriend deidara?" Ed asked leaning back in his seat.envy blushed."h-hes not my boyfriend!! And I can go wherever I want,I'm a god damn Homunculus...." "ok then shouldn't Ты be in the class across the hall,the one for bad guys....you know,demons,homunculi,akatsuki in training....hollows...." "shut up,alright since Ты seem to care about your big brother so much,I'll just go...." envy сказал(-а) as the колокол, колокольчик, белл went off.he shape shifted into Какаси and walked out of the room,so he wouldn't get in trouble for being out past class time."agh,annoying bastard...." "hey,edo-kun....got a pencil?" S boy with shaggy bluish black hair asked leaning across his desk."no rin,last time Ты borrowed my pencil Ты didn't give it back...." "agh fine I'll just borrow one from naruto....annoying squirt..." "WHO'RE Ты CALLING SQUIRT YOU'RE NO TALLER THAN ME!! STUPID EXORCIST!!" "HALF PINT ATHEIST!!" "BLUE HAIRED MONKEY!!" "STINGEE (sp? XD) LITTLE PRI-" "BOTH OF Ты SHUT THE HELL UP!!" The alchemy teacher shouted.they both nearly pissed themselves as they turned around."h-hai....sorry izumi-sensei...." izumi nodded and looked over at the exorcist teacher."arigato izumi....alright,like I сказал(-а) yesterday I am your exorcism teacher,adachi-sensei...." "and I am your shinobi instructor,kakashi hatake....." Какаси said.kiba sighed and slumped in his сиденье, место, сиденья quietly."alright now for attendence....rin okumura?" "Here!!" "Edward elric?" "here!!" "Alex louis Armstrong?" "HERE AND STRONGER THAN EVER,PERHAPS MY AMAZING PHYSIC WILL ENCOURAGE ALL OF Ты TO WORK HARDE-" "ALEXANDER SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!" Alex's sister Olivia shouted from the back row.he sat down quickly."sitting down now...." he mumbled."a-anyway,naruto uzumaki?" "TATTEBYO!!" "Sheimi moriyama?" "Pr-present..." "hinata hyuga?" "H-here..." "Alphonse elric?" No answer."alright,absent....yet his older brother is present and accounted for...." *dannit al,where the hell are you?* Edward thought slumping down and running a hand through his bangs.
*meanwhile,with Alphonse elric*
"So Ты promise you'll see me after school?"
"Of course mei-chan,I'd never lie to you.." "ok al-kun....I Любовь you...." a girl with two braided black pigtails сказал(-а) Поцелуи Alphonse on his cheek as she ran upstairs to her 8th grade alchemy class.al was also in 8th grade alchemy,but in the advanced class with his brother and a few exorcists.al sighed as he watched his girlfriend hurry up the stairs.the only reason they were late was because they had been making out so long they Остаться в живых track of time.al snapped out of his thoughts and ran to his own class with his pack slung over his shoulder."crap crap crap!! Nii-san is going to KILL ME..." Alphonse mumbled running down the hall.he brushed his blonde hair out of his golden eyes as he ran.
*outside,6th grade flying classes*
"Alright,now just do as I do and Ты won't have a problem....watch closely now...." the teacher сказал(-а) slowly rising from his spot on the ground."wow that's awsome!!" Ichigo kurosaki shouted as he stared at his teacher with a gleam in his eyes."heh,yes now Ты guys try...." the teacher сказал(-а) still floating calmly in the air."hehe...HEY TRUNKS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME HEHEHE,I'M FLYING!!!" goten shouted flying upside down,trying to control his body,just to fly face first into the school."oww....that had to hurt....." "COME ON RYUKIA LET'S TRY TOGETHER!! Ты TOO HITSUGIYA!!" ichigo shouted tugging his Друзья shirts."ichigo please,we're not 11 anymore I don't think Ты need to ye-" "SHUT UP AND FLY TOSHIRO!!" ichigo shouted tossing his friend in the air.orihime stood Далее to rukia and stared at the spikey оранжевый haired boy."ichigo...." she mumbled blushing.she wanted to confess her Любовь to him but she was just too damn shy."orihime,ichigo's been your friend for years just ask the god damn kid out already...." rukia сказал(-а) running a hand through her hair."I....I would but..." "COME ON BUTTERCUP JUST ONCE!!" "NO WAY,I'M NOT WEARING A STUPID юбка TO GO ON SOME STUPID дата WITH STUPID BUTCH!!" "Buttercup,you just overused the word 'stupid'..." bubbles told her friend as they sat in a круг in midair."agh...well whatever,I'm not going" she сказал(-а) pouting."ahhh.....that butch is so lucky he gets a girlfriend..." ichigo mumbled pouting."now's your chance chick,ho for it...." "b-bu-" "listen,guys are like birds....if Ты get too close and too cocky you'll scare them off...NOW GO!!" Rukia shouted pushing her friend forward.orihime blushed harder as she bumped into him."itai!! Эй, watch where you- oh,hey orihime what's up?" He asked turning to face her."I....ichigo I...." "yeah?" "W.....well...." "what is it orihime spit it out!!!" "Ummm.....SEE YA IN CHEMISTRY!!" she shouted turning and running off.rukia sweatdrooped as ichigo looked confused."I DON'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,I ONLY HAVE CHEMISTRY.....wait a minute...."
*4th period,lunch time for 8th graders*
"*sigh* neh,wrath..." envy сказал(-а) looking at his brother as he shoveled pork into his mouth."hm?" He answered through a mouth full of food."deidara....he's hot isn't he?" Wrath blushed as he moved strands of his nappy dark hair from his eyes.he swallowed his food."you still crushin on him?" "Yeah but he's with sasori...just look at them..." envy сказал(-а) watching the long haired blonde stroke the smaller red head's hair as he layed in the blonde's chest."well maybe Ты could get another girlfriend....what about izumo?" "She's with rin...." "ok,what about lucy?" "With natsu...." "erza?" "Gray fullbuster...." "sakura?" "With sasuke..." "hinata.." "naruto...." "nami?" "With luffy" "konan..." "nagato..." "bra?" "Goten..." "videl?" "Gohan..." "ok,what about winry?" "-_-" ELRIC..." "oh,r-right...well Иисус Christ I don't think there's any girl for yo-" "LUSTO CHAN!!" envy shouted so loud the whole cafeteria shut up."e-nv-" he rushed over and kissed her on the lips.lust blushed a dark red and closed her eyes happily.gluttony stared at them."lust....can I eat him?" He asked tugging on his uniform юбка and pointing at envy."hehe..that reminds me of something I would like to do to Ты Britain....." France сказал(-а) looking at the boy across the таблица with rape in his eyes.Britain began to sweat heavily."YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME Ты DAMN FROG!!" he shouted getting up and running off."OH COME ON,THEY EVEN сказал(-а) IT IN THE PAINT IT WHITE THAT WE Любовь EACH OTHER....sexually....YOU CANNOT DENY THE TRUTH MY BELOVED BRIT!!" France shouted chasing the British boy down the hall."YEAH,GO GET HIM Ты FRENCHY BAGUETTE!! Эй, Japan,ya know what I want?" Япония sighed."is pa-" "PASSSSTTTTAAAAAAA!!!!!" Italy shouted so loud that even evny and lust stopped undressing each other on the таблица luffy goten trunks and ganta were sitting at."shiro....what the hell was that?" Ganta whispered to his pale friend."I dunno...but can I have your cookie?" He sighed and gave her his cookie."arigato...." she сказал(-а) biting into it like a rabbit."why am I even at school,I wanna be the pirate king not a 9th grader in a mixed high school and middle school....." luffy mumbled fixing the yellow baseball кепка, колпачок on his head,even though about 6 teachers had threatened him with detention if he didn't take it off.....which he didn't...."luffy,just shutup and eat will ya,I'm tired of hearing your fac-" "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE FABULOUS GIRLS TO LOOK IN ON,DO Ты KNOW HOW MANY PEEPING HOLES FOR PERVS THERE ARE IN THIS SCHOOL!?!" "SANJI SHUT THE HELL UP I'M TRYING TO EAT!!" nami shouted spitting Еда on her perverted friend unintentionally."alright then....." "hey yukio pass me the salt?" "No..." "b....but why? I'm your big brother...." "you're also shorter than me...." "HAHA,HE GOT Ты GOOD RIN!!" "SHUT UP FULLMETAL PIPSQUEAK,WHY DO THEY EVEN CALL Ты THAT Ты DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY DAMN AUTOMAIL ANYMORE!!!!" "I USED TO Ты STUPID DEMON!!" "HALF PINT ALCHEMIST!!" "IDIOT!!" "MIDGET!!" "WHO'RE Ты CALLING SHORT Ты JEEEERRRRRKKKKK!!!!!" ed shouted running at rin and trying to kick him in the face,just to have rin pull out his sword and block the kick."COME AT ME BRO!!" "YOU BET I WILL Ты BLUE HAIRED F#CK!!!"
To be continued....
