((Nothing in this Статья is meant to be offensive in any way, and Ты do not have to take any of this seriously. This was made for FUN.
Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))
1. Wishing Ты were born in Japan.
2. The obsession can empty your wallet.
3. "No, it's not porn."
4. When Ты rewatch an Аниме in the vain hope that your Избранное character won't die this time.
5. Far-ass convention locations.
6. Getting into Аниме for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.
7. Ты have to order online in order to find anything good.
8. Trying to turn your Друзья into Аниме fans,,so that Ты actually have somebody to talk to about anime.
9. Subs или dubs?
10. Trying to decide if Ты should watch the Аниме first, или read the manga.
11. Catching yourself spending еще time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.
12. The ending of that one, perfect Аниме that you've been following for years.
13. People who automatically assume that Аниме is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.
14. Being the only Фан of that one character that everyone hates.
15. When your Избранное antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and Ты know they're going to lose.
16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your Избранное characters.
17. Being tired all день because Ты were up until midnight Чтение manga.
18. Ты are in Любовь with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.
19. Being reminded of Аниме by absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.
20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.
21. Trying to explain Аниме to people who don't know what it is.
22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"
23. That секунда season that Ты know will never come out.
24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible Любовь story that is in every manga.
25. When something makes Ты smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only Аниме Фаны ever get.
26. Comparing real people to Аниме characters without realizing it.
27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your Избранное anime, and all Ты can do is stare and scream to yourself.
28. That horrible feeling of guilt when Ты miss an episode.
29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.
30. Чтение comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.
31. When Ты just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then Ты have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.
32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.
33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.
34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.
35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.
36. They're not real.
37. No, seriously, they're not real.
38. When Ты start spouting Болталка words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.
39. Watching so much Аниме that Ты can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.
40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the Далее chapter/manga.
41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your Избранное characters somehow find their way in there.
42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.
43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.
44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.
45. When Ты finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one Ты absolutely despise.
46. Ты were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.
47. When life stinks and all Ты can do is watch Аниме 24/7
48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.
49. Getting run over by the feels train.
50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest Аниме crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.
51. Just . . . One . . . еще . . . Episode . . .
52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything Ты want to watch.
53. When someone interrupts that schedule.
54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.
55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.
56. Watching so many Аниме at once that Ты forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've Остаться в живых your spot.
57. When Ты see something that looks really good, but Ты have no idea which Аниме it's from.
56. "It's just an Аниме . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
57. Not being sure if Ты should rewatch your Избранное anime, или start a new one.
58. When Ты almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, или way younger than you.
59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.
60. Ты put off that last episode/chapter because Ты can't face the fact that it's ending.
61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least Избранное pairing and falling into a rage, because Ты both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.
62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.
63. Life isn't a Shoujo.
64. An Аниме character walks down the улица, уличный and gets transported to another dimension. Ты walk down the улица, уличный . . . And that's it.
65. Аниме physics do not apply in real life.
To be continued . . .
Just saying, since I had problems with this on another website . . .))
1. Wishing Ты were born in Japan.
2. The obsession can empty your wallet.
3. "No, it's not porn."
4. When Ты rewatch an Аниме in the vain hope that your Избранное character won't die this time.
5. Far-ass convention locations.
6. Getting into Аниме for the first time, and then trying to figure out what OTP, Canon, Moe, Shota, Seme, Uke, and all the other words mean.
7. Ты have to order online in order to find anything good.
8. Trying to turn your Друзья into Аниме fans,,so that Ты actually have somebody to talk to about anime.
9. Subs или dubs?
10. Trying to decide if Ты should watch the Аниме first, или read the manga.
11. Catching yourself spending еще time thinking about the fictional world instead of reality.
12. The ending of that one, perfect Аниме that you've been following for years.
13. People who automatically assume that Аниме is stupid, childish, a waste of time, etc.
14. Being the only Фан of that one character that everyone hates.
15. When your Избранное antagonist of all time is fighting with the main character, and Ты know they're going to lose.
16. Accidentally picking up the habits of your Избранное characters.
17. Being tired all день because Ты were up until midnight Чтение manga.
18. Ты are in Любовь with a fictional, animated character who was drawn on paper for entertainment.
19. Being reminded of Аниме by absolutely EVERYTHING, no matter what it is.
20. Finishing an anime/manga you've stuck with for a long time, and having no idea what yt do with yourself.
21. Trying to explain Аниме to people who don't know what it is.
22. "Why can't school be fun, like it is in anime?!"
23. That секунда season that Ты know will never come out.
24. Desperately wanting that amazing, impossible Любовь story that is in every manga.
25. When something makes Ты smile in an anime, and you're caught staring at the computer with that creepy smile that only Аниме Фаны ever get.
26. Comparing real people to Аниме characters without realizing it.
27. When something absolutely amazing, beautiful, and utterly perfect happens in your Избранное anime, and all Ты can do is stare and scream to yourself.
28. That horrible feeling of guilt when Ты miss an episode.
29. Being physically unable to draw anything but anime.
30. Чтение comics left-to-right because you're so used to manga.
31. When Ты just suddenly spaz out into a phase of fangirling/fanboying, and then Ты have to stop and rethink your life for a few seconds.
32. Those random, volcanic nosebleed.
33. When people insist on calling Vocaloid an actual anime.
34. Accidentally referring to people as -chan, -san, -kun, etc.
35. That 'last' episode at 1:00 in the morning.
36. They're not real.
37. No, seriously, they're not real.
38. When Ты start spouting Болталка words in Japanese and no one understand what you're saying.
39. Watching so much Аниме that Ты can actual spot mistranslations in the subtitles.
40. That extremely long, drawn-out wait for the Далее chapter/manga.
41. Those extremely confusing dreams where your Избранное characters somehow find their way in there.
42. Those people who randomly post spoilers around the internet without thought to those of us who haven't finished it yet.
43. Accidentally spoiling it for yourself.
44. Those people who literally have only watched the 'popular' anime, because they refuse to watch anything else.
45. When Ты finally get your friend to watch anime, but the only one they like is that one Ты absolutely despise.
46. Ты were not gifted with that artistic talent every one else seems to have, so all your fanart looks like kawaii stick figures.
47. When life stinks and all Ты can do is watch Аниме 24/7
48. That incorrigible urge to reach out and just smother a character to pieces.
49. Getting run over by the feels train.
50. Going into jealous rage mode when your biggest Аниме crush interacts with anyone of the opposite sex.
51. Just . . . One . . . еще . . . Episode . . .
52. Having to work put an extremely complicated 'anime schedule' in order to watch everything Ты want to watch.
53. When someone interrupts that schedule.
54. Being able to find every chapter of a manga, except the first one.
55. Those colored hairstyles never actually look that good in real life.
56. Watching so many Аниме at once that Ты forget to come back to some,,and then feeling guilty because you've Остаться в живых your spot.
57. When Ты see something that looks really good, but Ты have no idea which Аниме it's from.
56. "It's just an Аниме . . ."
"DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!"
57. Not being sure if Ты should rewatch your Избранное anime, или start a new one.
58. When Ты almost turn into a perv about a character, and then realize they're either way older than you, или way younger than you.
59. Trying to sing alone to an opening theme, but there's no subtitles.
60. Ты put off that last episode/chapter because Ты can't face the fact that it's ending.
61. Seeing an amazing fanart of your least Избранное pairing and falling into a rage, because Ты both adore the picture and despise it at the same time.
62. When someone walks in at the really awkward part of an anime.
63. Life isn't a Shoujo.
64. An Аниме character walks down the улица, уличный and gets transported to another dimension. Ты walk down the улица, уличный . . . And that's it.
65. Аниме physics do not apply in real life.
To be continued . . .
