1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves Еда say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever Ты see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one час with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come Главная with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten by a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are Ты a sadist, are Ты a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his постель, кровати shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better чай than you!" every день when its чай time.
14# Scream the секунда Ты wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have Ты and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping Ты every time Ты use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of Котята into Claude's room and say Ты wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with кухня utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as Ты can.
24# Every time Ты see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, Ты know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away Пение My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean Ты demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give Ты a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for розовый tu-tu's with Кошки on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time Ты see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while Ты take a walk in the gardens- in actuality Ты go and shave all his hair off and leave a note by his постель, кровати saying: What shampoo did Ты use??? Too bad Ты don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to душ with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't Ты wish that Ты were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's постель, кровати right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me Ты hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves Ты tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are Ты so proper?" then pour the чай all over Claude and break the чай pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole день non-stop while screaming, "Why Ты not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time Ты see him, "Don't Ты wish Ты were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's постель, кровати and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).

If Ты do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my Любовь to Claude. Ты may be утка taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!