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(Dead bodies everywhere)
Kurama: (Looks around) Dear God
Guard 1: All right men, this specimen is extremely dangerous. And for many reasons. One is that they can kill a man in seconds. Two is that they can block bullets. And three, and this is the big one, she is very distracting
Guard 2: How is she distract-(Lucy rips guards head off)
Guard 2: Oh my God……. She’s topless (Other guards talk in excitement) Oh,...
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