Balto - Nostalgia Critic

The 11 Собаки go to the driving school.

Humphrey, Star, and Kaltag got up and woke all the dogs.
“Kaltag Ты drive the Charger I’ll drive the Armada.” звезда said.
“Ok.”
“Hey, we have to find Tony, Garth, and Winston. And they don’t have Phones.”
“We’re going to have to do it the old way.”
Kaltag got out and howled. They heard a shitty howl.
“Garth.”
They heard a howl, then a yelp.
“Tony that means the Далее one is Winton.”
Winston howled.
“Wait, didn’t Garth sound like he was near Dutch’s house?”
They came to Dutch’s house and rang the doorbell. Garth answered....

We now take back to the events of the last story. This take place immediately after the story.

“Finally non fake porn without cleavage!” Kaltag said.
звезда was laying down.
“Why are Ты enjoying this?”
“I’m watching Balto take the heat!”
“Ima go to постель, кровати now.”
Steele jumped on вверх of the Impala. In one leap, he landed on Aniu.
“Stop raping our son!”
“You’re the one who turned on him during the Diphtheria scare!”
“Steele’s my dad?” Balto asked.
Steele climbed on Aniu.
“Coem on!” Kaltag yelled.
“Yawn,” звезда said.
“This are not making me happy face!”...

Star, Kaltag, and Humphrey set out on their new, re-bought boat.

Kaltag woke up to a yacht going by.
“Jesus Christ… help me! Please don’t let us get caught by the cops.”
The news came on. Star, Kaltag, and Humphrey heard it on the radio while they were setting out. Millions of people all over the world heard this news cast. Some of it was radio.
“Lord, please tell me they survived that horrible crash!” Dutch yelled
An скорая помощь came by wailing its siren.
“So, was that a yes или a no?”
It came back with its patient still alive.
“Amen.”
“Star, Kaltag!”
“Kaltag! Ты said...

The third part of The Covenant attack. Although The Covenant doesn’t really attack.

звезда and Kaltag woke up still coupled.
“Hey, Kaltag.”
“Hey, Star.”
звезда licked Kaltag. The trio went to the airport to see if their plane was done.
“It’s been a day. I still need an engine shipment with trained engine installers.”
“Oh,”
“They also had to come by truck, because an engine carrying aircraft is too big to land here.”
Lars came in.
“Hey, people!”
“Hey, Lars. Wait, you’re alive!” звезда yelled.
“How!?” Kaltag asked.
“I respawned.”
“Wait, you’re Lars Ulrich!...

Steele is a good guy, and the Собаки and humans can talk to each other.

It was early morning in Nome, about 5:45, and звезда and Kaltag were out playing. Kaltag was on вверх of Star, when he smelled Kaltag’s breath.
“Oh God, Kaltag, you’re breath is horrible. So are your teeth.”
“Hey, yours too.”
Just then, Ralph came by.
“I’m glad I got rid of him.”
He went into the park where he tries to meet girls. Kaltag went back to the house. звезда called Nikki.
“Yo, Nikki, Wanna go play darts?”
“Don’t youse sleep? Youse woke me up.”
“Oh sorry, I Остаться в живых time.”
звезда hung up. He...

Steele goes from bad to good throughout the story.

звезда was sitting on his диван, мягкий уголок watching a baseball game with Ralph. The Seattle Mariners were playing the Oakland Athletics. The score was 5 to 6, Athletics. The game ended.
“Damn it! The Mariners lost,” Ralph said, “And they’re playing the undefeated team Далее week, the New York Yankees.”
звезда texted the Собаки about the news.
Star: Brother, the Mariners Остаться в живых and are playing the Yankees Далее week.
Kaltag: Oh Crap, that sucks.
Star: Dude, the Mariners lost.
Balto: You’re kidding right?
Star: No, and Далее week they’re playing the...