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I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!! Enjoy!



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN дана LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need...
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Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down день after день can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume или sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...
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OUTSIDE

1.Smoky Eyes Makeup Tips LorealParisUSA.com/Smokey-Eye
Learn How To Get A Seductive Smoky Eye Look From L'Oréal Paris Experts

2.Hair - wash it every day, but don't use conditioner every time. Washing less frequently или using conditioner every день will lead to greasy hair. Comb it daily.

3.Eyebrows - comb and/or tweeze them regularly to keep them well groomed.

4.Eyes - if Ты have red, bloodshot, itchy eyes, get eyedrops and use them regularly. Get plenty of sleep to avoid puffiness.

5.Nose - blow your nose, don't pick it. Always blow your nose before leaving the house and check to make sure...
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Ruth Elizabeth Davis, еще commonly known as Bette Davis, was born April 5, 1908 in Lowell, Massachusetts. She was a precocious, self-absorbed child who discovered her Любовь of Актёрское искусство while watching the play, The Wild утка (by Henrik Ibsen) when she was a teenager, proclaiming, "Before that performance I wanted to be an actress. When it ended, I had to be an actress... exactly like Peg Entwistle (who played Hedvig in the play). Her doting, generous mother, Ruthie...
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DR. ALICE von HILDEBRAND
On the Privilege of Being a Woman

January 14, 1997
New York Catholic Форум Lecture
- Simone de Beauvoir, in The секунда Sex, wrote that women hate their bodies. Women are physically weaker, less clever, have less power and prestige. For men, procreation is a moment of physical ecstasy, whereas women suffer the discomfort of pregnancy and the agony of childbirth.

- Feminism is a metaphysical revolt against the characteristics of women. Men seem to have all the advantages, and so feminists try to become a caricature of men.

- Historically, women have been looked down on....
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A mothers whisper


In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
Ты hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
Ты smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes Ты feel safe….all nice and warm.
Ты feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
Ты try to Переместить to tell her you’re alright.
But Ты cant Переместить at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an Энджел up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=
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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The гараж is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Шоколад is just another snack. Ты can be President. Ты can never be pregnant. Ты can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Ты can wear NO рубашка to a water park. Car mechanics tell Ты the truth.

The world is your urinal. Ты never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Ты don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, еще pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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