I realize that this looks like a link article, which is sort of intentional, but not really. еще like, I came up with the idea and realized that Cracked may или may not have inspired me.
Anyway, I thought of Письмо this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... Ты guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just еще the fact that I hate Письмо anything from Статьи like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird for me how much I cringe when I write something and then re-read it.
Throughout this article, I will be using link Статья that I wrote a while back as an example. And let the rambling commence!
1. Word Repetition
I may be the only one who notices that I use a lot of words over and over because, well, I'm the one that uses them, but it still irks me nonetheless. Words like "haha," "anyway," "totally," "though," "kind of," "even," "real/really," "oh," and "way" are some examples. I sound like a valley girl. (Note: I don't use these words repetitively in school, just on the internet.)
Статья examples:
- "That's kind of sad, actually."
- "Now that that's out of the way..."
- "(...)though I think some of Ты know the state."
*cringes*
The problem is, that no matter how much I notice and despise when I use these words over and over, I honestly can't come up with words that'll carry across what I want to like these will. When I do find another word или phrase that has the same meaning, if it's not as simple as the word I'm trying to replace, then I feel like I'll come off as some pretentious and arrogant know-it-all. And that brings me to...
2. I'm Self-Conscious
This ties into the rest of the points in the Статья so maybe it should have been number one, but whatever. As Ты may have noticed, I've сказал(-а) that I cringe a lot when writing. This is because I put myself too much into what y'all are going to think. In my head with every word that I put down, I have to think how it'll come across to the people Чтение it. Does it sound like I'm 4? Does it sound boring? Does it sound like I'm trying too hard? Will people even want to read this with a stupid Название like that?
Статья examples: The whole article. Even Чтение it now it makes me wince a little thinking about how it may sound to other people.
The problem with this is that it's very hard to anticipate how words will affect the people Чтение them. Even in school in the rare occurrence that I actually feel comfortable with what I'm writing, I still have no idea what the teacher will think my intentions were when Письмо the paper. I may think that I sounded extremely mature, using advanced vocabulary and avoiding fallacies, but the teacher will end up saying that I sounded immature because it sounded forced. I can't win, which is why I get self-conscious.
3. New Ideas
I have none. или it seems that way. A simple Комментарий of "Aw, how cute!" can end in me thinking "Now, I KNOW that I've сказал(-а) that before." или after Чтение what other people have written I realize that they сказал(-а) it better than I ever could and, sometimes consciously and other times not, my Комментарий или Статья resembles that person's. I think, "Well, that sounds right! And look at how everyone responded to it. That person must have done something right, so if I use the same tone, for example, maybe I won't sound wackadoo."
Статья examples: Basically the whole idea of the Статья was copied from members of this spot, if that tells Ты anything.
The problem with this one is that most of the time I can't help it. Try as I might, I still type and write things that I could swear that I've heard somewhere else, whether from myself или another person.
4. I Get Uncomfortable and Awkward
This happens the most at the the beginning and end of a paper или article. Starting to write is difficult for me as I guess it is for everyone, but I never seem to get the hang of it. I feel like I need to say something witty in order for people to read my horrible Статьи and papers, and I feel like I end up falling flat. It sounds awkward and forced. The end is no better. "Okay... I just finished my article/paper and now I need to say something to make them forget the nonsense they just read and think that I'm clever!" Which I'm not and it shows.
Статья examples: The beginning and the end, haha. Pretty much common sense after the above paragraph.
The problem is, like I said, I can't get the hang of Письмо an introduction and conclusion that doesn't sound like I'm on my hands and knees begging y'all to think that I'm clever and smart.
5. I Edit
*As an experiment, this Далее section is going to be plainly my train of thought. No editing. Yes, everything before this has been and will be edited until my arms fall off.*
This plays into the whole self-conscious thing and that I hate Чтение things that don't sound like me at all. So what do I do to solve it? Me and all my brilliance Редактировать for it to sound like me until I don't sound like me at all. Makes sense, right? I don't know why the heck I do it, but it makes me feel better and makes me feel like I'm not coming across as someone that I don't want to. But all of it sounds like a boring robot reciting that bare minimum to get its point across dashed with some awkward seasoning. Delicious.
Статья examples: I really can't remember all that I edited in the Статья and what it was before, so I'm going to just say that probably the whole thing was edited.
After I finish this and read the rest of the article, I'll see if this will continue to be a problem или not. If I don't sound like a lunatic right now, I may just write like this (not in school, of course). If I do sound crazy, then I'll continue to Редактировать away! Yay!
Okay, the article's done. Rejoice! If Ты got through it, congratulations on your part. And if Ты have any tips for me (I need them), I will gladly take them! Anything to improve the uncomfortable horrorfest that is my Письмо experience.
I also realize that Письмо an Статья about how Ты suck at Письмо Статьи is kind of counterproductive. Kind of like how a kid who hates спагетти eats спагетти only to Показать his parents how he threw it up.
Anyway, I thought of Письмо this last night before I fell asleep, so now I feel like I need to write it. It's mainly me rambling about... Ты guessed it! How I suck at writing. Though, it's not really sucking, it's just еще the fact that I hate Письмо anything from Статьи like this to papers for school to even the smallest comments. It's even weird for me how much I cringe when I write something and then re-read it.
Throughout this article, I will be using link Статья that I wrote a while back as an example. And let the rambling commence!
1. Word Repetition
I may be the only one who notices that I use a lot of words over and over because, well, I'm the one that uses them, but it still irks me nonetheless. Words like "haha," "anyway," "totally," "though," "kind of," "even," "real/really," "oh," and "way" are some examples. I sound like a valley girl. (Note: I don't use these words repetitively in school, just on the internet.)
Статья examples:
- "That's kind of sad, actually."
- "Now that that's out of the way..."
- "(...)though I think some of Ты know the state."
*cringes*
The problem is, that no matter how much I notice and despise when I use these words over and over, I honestly can't come up with words that'll carry across what I want to like these will. When I do find another word или phrase that has the same meaning, if it's not as simple as the word I'm trying to replace, then I feel like I'll come off as some pretentious and arrogant know-it-all. And that brings me to...
2. I'm Self-Conscious
This ties into the rest of the points in the Статья so maybe it should have been number one, but whatever. As Ты may have noticed, I've сказал(-а) that I cringe a lot when writing. This is because I put myself too much into what y'all are going to think. In my head with every word that I put down, I have to think how it'll come across to the people Чтение it. Does it sound like I'm 4? Does it sound boring? Does it sound like I'm trying too hard? Will people even want to read this with a stupid Название like that?
Статья examples: The whole article. Even Чтение it now it makes me wince a little thinking about how it may sound to other people.
The problem with this is that it's very hard to anticipate how words will affect the people Чтение them. Even in school in the rare occurrence that I actually feel comfortable with what I'm writing, I still have no idea what the teacher will think my intentions were when Письмо the paper. I may think that I sounded extremely mature, using advanced vocabulary and avoiding fallacies, but the teacher will end up saying that I sounded immature because it sounded forced. I can't win, which is why I get self-conscious.
3. New Ideas
I have none. или it seems that way. A simple Комментарий of "Aw, how cute!" can end in me thinking "Now, I KNOW that I've сказал(-а) that before." или after Чтение what other people have written I realize that they сказал(-а) it better than I ever could and, sometimes consciously and other times not, my Комментарий или Статья resembles that person's. I think, "Well, that sounds right! And look at how everyone responded to it. That person must have done something right, so if I use the same tone, for example, maybe I won't sound wackadoo."
Статья examples: Basically the whole idea of the Статья was copied from members of this spot, if that tells Ты anything.
The problem with this one is that most of the time I can't help it. Try as I might, I still type and write things that I could swear that I've heard somewhere else, whether from myself или another person.
4. I Get Uncomfortable and Awkward
This happens the most at the the beginning and end of a paper или article. Starting to write is difficult for me as I guess it is for everyone, but I never seem to get the hang of it. I feel like I need to say something witty in order for people to read my horrible Статьи and papers, and I feel like I end up falling flat. It sounds awkward and forced. The end is no better. "Okay... I just finished my article/paper and now I need to say something to make them forget the nonsense they just read and think that I'm clever!" Which I'm not and it shows.
Статья examples: The beginning and the end, haha. Pretty much common sense after the above paragraph.
The problem is, like I said, I can't get the hang of Письмо an introduction and conclusion that doesn't sound like I'm on my hands and knees begging y'all to think that I'm clever and smart.
5. I Edit
*As an experiment, this Далее section is going to be plainly my train of thought. No editing. Yes, everything before this has been and will be edited until my arms fall off.*
This plays into the whole self-conscious thing and that I hate Чтение things that don't sound like me at all. So what do I do to solve it? Me and all my brilliance Редактировать for it to sound like me until I don't sound like me at all. Makes sense, right? I don't know why the heck I do it, but it makes me feel better and makes me feel like I'm not coming across as someone that I don't want to. But all of it sounds like a boring robot reciting that bare minimum to get its point across dashed with some awkward seasoning. Delicious.
Статья examples: I really can't remember all that I edited in the Статья and what it was before, so I'm going to just say that probably the whole thing was edited.
After I finish this and read the rest of the article, I'll see if this will continue to be a problem или not. If I don't sound like a lunatic right now, I may just write like this (not in school, of course). If I do sound crazy, then I'll continue to Редактировать away! Yay!
Okay, the article's done. Rejoice! If Ты got through it, congratulations on your part. And if Ты have any tips for me (I need them), I will gladly take them! Anything to improve the uncomfortable horrorfest that is my Письмо experience.
I also realize that Письмо an Статья about how Ты suck at Письмо Статьи is kind of counterproductive. Kind of like how a kid who hates спагетти eats спагетти only to Показать his parents how he threw it up.
I wrote this for class :D hope Ты like it!
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He сказал(-а) he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
еще kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
Далее to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I Любовь you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He сказал(-а) he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
еще kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
Далее to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I Любовь you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
Ты can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family дерево
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed by a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years или so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, Ты can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family дерево
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed by a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years или so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, Ты can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
;]]]]]] I was bored. And please, no Femonk/Travtina comments.
1. Helena by MCR
Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.
2. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"
3. 17 by Jet
Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p
4. NYAN CAT song
He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]
5. Waiting by Green день (or any of the songs off Warning)
Because I am currently addicted to the song.
6. Destroya by MCR
I am a perv ;]
7. Baby by Justin Bieber
Coz he lied to us all about doing it.
8. Addicted by Simple Plan
Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol
9. I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones
Because... it rocks.
10. Sing by MCR
Appropriate, isn't it?
11. a redneck country song
LOL I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.
12. Time to Dance by Panic!
Because I сказал(-а) so.
1. Helena by MCR
Because 2 people already covered it and it's full of win.
2. Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne
I always find it funny when guys sing it. xD Especially the "Hell yeah, I'm the motherfucking princess!"
3. 17 by Jet
Coz he is... 17, I mean. :p
4. NYAN CAT song
He knows all the lyrics. ;]]]
5. Waiting by Green день (or any of the songs off Warning)
Because I am currently addicted to the song.
6. Destroya by MCR
I am a perv ;]
7. Baby by Justin Bieber
Coz he lied to us all about doing it.
8. Addicted by Simple Plan
Becauseeeee... I dunno. lol
9. I Wanna Be Sedated by The Ramones
Because... it rocks.
10. Sing by MCR
Appropriate, isn't it?
11. a redneck country song
LOL I dunno any, but it'll be funneh if he does.
12. Time to Dance by Panic!
Because I сказал(-а) so.