#1: COMMERICALS USE TO BE WEIRD:
Seriously, watch those friggin videos..
#2: DON'T LET IDIOT'S NEAR THE LOCK SYSTEM DURING THE PURGE:
или else the entire events of the film will happen..
#3: AVOID MCKANNY MANOR:
They fuckin TORTURE you..
#4: CORUPT COPS IS A REAL THING:
And it's JUST as bad as GTA games display it as..
#5: KIDS SAY THE CRAZIEST THINGS:
“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
#6: DON'T FUCK WITH GHOSTS:
It never ends well..
#7: BE CAREFUL AT Дисней WORLD:
People CAN die there.
Most by there own stupidity.
But others by untrained employees not knowing what their doing..
#8: COPS ARE SLOW AS FUCK:
By the time they get there, the intruder has killed you, burned your house down, and moved to Florida..
#9: BIGFOOT MIGHT BE A REAL THING:
There's a whole video of it..
#10: HE MIGHT NEVER Показать HIS FACE:
But oh well...
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Seriously, watch those friggin videos..
#2: DON'T LET IDIOT'S NEAR THE LOCK SYSTEM DURING THE PURGE:
или else the entire events of the film will happen..
#3: AVOID MCKANNY MANOR:
They fuckin TORTURE you..
#4: CORUPT COPS IS A REAL THING:
And it's JUST as bad as GTA games display it as..
#5: KIDS SAY THE CRAZIEST THINGS:
“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”
#6: DON'T FUCK WITH GHOSTS:
It never ends well..
#7: BE CAREFUL AT Дисней WORLD:
People CAN die there.
Most by there own stupidity.
But others by untrained employees not knowing what their doing..
#8: COPS ARE SLOW AS FUCK:
By the time they get there, the intruder has killed you, burned your house down, and moved to Florida..
#9: BIGFOOT MIGHT BE A REAL THING:
There's a whole video of it..
#10: HE MIGHT NEVER Показать HIS FACE:
But oh well...
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#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, или селезень, дрейк and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Видео (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, или селезень, дрейк and Josh. Heck. Even iCarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his Видео (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The акула may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most Популярное mistake that people make. Переместить slowly toward the берег или a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms или kick или splash while Ты swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the акула and the open ocean, Переместить away, или else the акула will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the акула DOSE attack, Ты still need to stay calm. I know this is easier сказал(-а) than done. But. Ты need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The акула may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most Популярное mistake that people make. Переместить slowly toward the берег или a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms или kick или splash while Ты swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the акула and the open ocean, Переместить away, или else the акула will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the акула DOSE attack, Ты still need to stay calm. I know this is easier сказал(-а) than done. But. Ты need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..