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#1: COMMERICALS USE TO BE WEIRD:
Seriously, watch those friggin videos..


#2: DON'T LET IDIOT'S NEAR THE LOCK SYSTEM DURING THE PURGE:
или else the entire events of the film will happen..


#3: AVOID MCKANNY MANOR:
They fuckin TORTURE you..


#4: CORUPT COPS IS A REAL THING:
And it's JUST as bad as GTA games display it as..


#5: KIDS SAY THE CRAZIEST THINGS:
“Mommy, there’s a kid covered in blood in my bedroom and he won’t go away.”


#6: DON'T FUCK WITH GHOSTS:
It never ends well..


#7: BE CAREFUL AT Дисней WORLD:
People CAN die there.
Most by there own stupidity.
But others by untrained employees not knowing what their doing..


#8: COPS ARE SLOW AS FUCK:
By the time they get there, the intruder has killed you, burned your house down, and moved to Florida..


#9: BIGFOOT MIGHT BE A REAL THING:
There's a whole video of it..


#10: HE MIGHT NEVER Показать HIS FACE:
But oh well...

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PART 1:
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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is Популярное enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. или your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I Любовь grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much еще comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, Ты have the choice of killing him или letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if Ты choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted Ты to do this.

Even if Ты kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told Ты to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is трещина, сплит personalitied. One минута he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered или something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far еще dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And еще capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know сказал(-а) this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing Ты can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every день assurance..

As I сказал(-а) before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown by his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a комар, москит, комаров bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before Ты even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
Ты better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna перфоратор, удар, пунш Ты square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If Ты don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
Ты don't understand. Ты don't understand because Ты don't understand liberty. Ты don't understand freedom. So Ты put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! Ты hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
Ты tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him Главная by tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If Ты have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted by most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed by Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting Болталка citizen) Ты look like Ты struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: Ты make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: Ты should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate Ты under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so Ты don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a таблица to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had еще screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared by Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, Ты alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, Ты animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for Ты sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, Актёрское искусство like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF Ты FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy Ты guys enjoyed even еще then I "thought" Ты people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid Фан fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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