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My grandfather is a retired cop.

And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following

COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..

FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..

DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..

I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..
posted by Canada24
Like walking into a dreaam!

So unlike what you've seeen!

So unsure but it seeeems!

Cause we've been waiting for you.

Fallen into this placcce!

Just giving Ты a small taaaste!

Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway!

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I see a distant light!

But girl this can't be right!

Such a surreal place to see so how did this come to be!

Arrived too early!

And when I think of all the places I just don't belong!
I've come to grips with life and realize this is going too faaar!

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 Rob Zombie
Rob Zombie
AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...
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An Canadian brony, who's become farely Популярное over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, или insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being еще relatable..

And...
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 Carnotaurus
Carnotaurus
#1: CARTAURUS - DIANOSOURS:
When Ты think about it.
Being meat eaters doesn't make them ACTUALLY evil.
It just means they are trying to survive.
They have no real malicious intent.
They just care about feeding themselves and only Показать respect for themselves and no one else. However, the two in the movie might be a mated pair или just relatives, they have a very strong bond and the surviving one shows a powerful grudge against Aladar, trying to drag him over a cliff even when it was obvious the Carnotaurus would die, after the other one was crushed by rocks Aladar's Друзья caused to fall on it.....
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DIMITRI RASCALOV:
He starts off friendly, but after tricking Niko into betraying and killing Mikhail. Dimitri reveals his true Цвета and betrays Niko by trying to hand over to Bulgarin, but fails.
Soon after betraying Niko, Dimitri became a major figure in the Russian Mafia and started his own cocaine importation operation. He was arrested but released for attempting to bring cocaine into Liberty City along with a business associate. After they went into hiding in Bohan, he discovered that Roman still frequented a gambling логово, ден in Broker. Dimitri was owed an unspecified amount of money from The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, или well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I сказал(-а) before, I can't say I was serprised by Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get...
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#1: Metallica - Leper Messiah..
Intrutmental или not instrumental. This song still fits the Название of the most badass song the history of badass songs!

#2: ягненок, баранина of God - Omertà..
We all know my feels towards screamo bands such as ягненок, баранина of God.
I have little to NO tolerance towards it.
But, have Ты heard this song as an instrumental.
It's friggin awesome!

#3: Korn - Daddy..
Well.. I finally found it.
A BAD Korn song.
But at least the instrumental is still epic.
They should use it in Walking Dead..
I sure as hell am using it in MY verison of Walking Dead.

#4: Korn - Did my time..
I Любовь both versions of the...
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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I Показать how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare радуга Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within...
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sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion или something.

Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.

I thought THE BABY would lead to the Показать becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.

As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
или even that shootout in episode 21.

Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make Фильмы for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done еще girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are Ты chewing gum? Ты can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing Ты can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Иисус thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).


#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..


#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH перфоратор, удар, пунш - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..


#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..


#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..


#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:


#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:


#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:


#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:


#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:

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My geekness for Freddy Krueger

My unhealthy obsession with online Письмо

The fact I’m Canadian

My pride in being Irish

The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it

The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta Фан fiction of mine

I hate Death metal, but yet I Любовь Korn

I have almost EVERY Эминем album

I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler

I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).

I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes

I DON’T play hockey

I have NO Друзья these days, I have no life outside this site

i have ADHD

I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit

I think I’m funny

I’m think I’m cool

The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko еще или less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..


#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..


#3: Playboy X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..


#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
DOWN IN THE TUNNELS:

Frankyln rode on a huge yellow, HVY Cutter to create a huge opening on the bank vault. When the hole is created, he than parked the Cutter an ample distance away, followed by telling Carly to plant the explosives.

As Carly did this, Franklyn saw NOOSE units approaching from the tunnels.

Frankyln took out an M16 and began shooting at them, killing a good few of them before having to reload.

Carly blew open the gates to the gold.

"I got them!" Carly called out to Franklyn.

"Okay.. But hope Ты brought a gun.. There's dozens of them!" Franklyn cried.

"Sure did!" Carly said, pulling...
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#1:
AVGN: Ты know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your Nintendo Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If Ты don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one Ответы seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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The Название сказал(-а) it?
So if Ты haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

Anyway.. Before I start.. Let me say. Having finally seen season 6.. It was awesome.. Walking dead always has awesome battles, it's why I like it (well why I ORIGINALLY liked it) but it usually takes forever too get too them.
Season 6 is amazing.. Battle after battle after battle.. And GOOD battle scenes. Intense ones.

Anyway.. Now for the Вопросы Ты been waiting for..

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WHAT DID I THINK OF SIMON?



I сказал(-а) before, how excited I was too see...
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The lunatic is on the grass.
The lunatic is on the grass.
Remembering games and маргаритка chains and laughs.
Got to keep the loonies on the path.

The lunatic is in the hall.
The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor
And every день the paper boy brings more.

And if the dam breaks open many years too soon
And if there is no room upon the холм, хилл
And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too
I'll see Ты on the dark side of the moon.

The lunatic is in my head.
(evil laugh)
The lunatic is in my head
Ты raise the blade, Ты make the change
Ты re-arrange me 'til I'm sane.
Ты lock the door
And throw away the key
There's someone in my head but it's not me.

I can't think of anything to say except...

(Laughter)

I think it's marvelous!
Hahaha!
#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best Музыка video, and such an an awesome chorus! The гитара riffs go so well with the бас, бас-гитара and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I Любовь the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic Музыка video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I Любовь the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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