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I hope my grandfather never finds Grand Theft Auto

posted by Canada24

My grandfather is a retired cop.

And Grand Theft Auto portrays the following

COPS:
Overly sensitive, racist, trigger happy, morons, who can't hold a gun straight too save their life. And are always over weight..

FBI:
Murderious, corrupt, assholes, who torture people for no reason, and are at war with other governments, witch HARMS еще citizens than it saves..

DETECTIVES:
Most of them are self centred, corrupt, racist, assholes. And deserve too die..

I can't imagine him seeing this will turn out too well..
But hey.. Maybe I'm thinking too much into it..

CokeTheUmbreon Hide it the best way you can.

Windwakerguy430 My grandpas also a retired cop. He would be really pissed if he found out about GTA XD

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The Nazis in Hellsing Abridged make me laugh.. so.. вверх FIVE Цитаты

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#1:
Nazi Officer 1: The hell is she Пение now?

Nazi Officer 2: I have no idea, I think it was Популярное a couple years back.

Nazi Officer 3: At least she is no longer on about the ponies, and the friendship, and the wrapping up of winter!

[During this, Rip sings the lines I just wanna tell Ты how I'm feeling; Gotta make Ты understand~! in the background.]

[Cut back to Rip singing.]
Rip: Never gonna give Ты up, never gonna let Ты down, never gonna run around and desert you~! Never gonna make Ты cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~!

[She suddenly collapses and trembles...

Spongebob imitating Korn makes me strangely HAPPY.. But I would referred BBK или maybe even GET UP

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korn

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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 - TeamFourStar

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Metallica - Escape

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song

Metallica

вверх 20 Michael Townley/De Santa Цитаты

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#1:
"[during a robbery] Ladies and gentlemen! This is your moment! Please don't make me ruin all the great work your plastic surgeons have been doing! ON THE FLOOR! NOW!"

#2:
"I'm rich, I'm miserable.. I'm pretty average for this town"

#3:
"You twisted fuck! Your a dead man!"

#4:
"nothing.. I was just Остаться в живых in an old 80's movie montage"

#5:
"(sparing hostage) Forget a thousand things every dad pal... Why don't Ты make sure this one of them"

#6:
Jimmy De Santa: Hey, let's bounce.
Michael De Santa: Bounce? We're bouncing now? Is that what we're doing? Иисус fucking Christ.

#7:
Dr. Isiah Friedlander: Your...

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вверх 5 Most sarcastic characters in my MLP stories..

posted by Canada24

#1: SATEN TWIST:
Not only is Saten known of his high tempter.
He can also be known for being very sarcastic.
Sometimes laughing at people's misfortunes (especially people he doesn't like).
And sometimes making rude Комментарии towards his enemies..

#2: DERPY:
Saten's Tomboyant Cousin.
Sarcasm is something she usually becomes quick to use..

#3: SPIKE:
(same as the REAL Spike)..

#4: DITTO:
Do to his dark sense of comedy it is obvious he takes delight in people's misery.
And usually makes wise жопа, попка remarks about positions their in, and the stupidity of many people he's involved with as a police chief..

#5: APPLEJACK:
(on occasion)..

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Sense the last one was enjoyed.. Here's BEST A&O stories I reviewed

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#1: FOR THE BLOOD OF THE SOUTH:
First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written by one of my closest Фан fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.

The story is set as full out war between the Western/Eastern group, vs the mennecing Southern pack.

The worst of the Southerners, is the one who started the war.
HUNTER.
An omega hating sociopath, who in his first appeance, violently turtures Humphrey, and clearly...

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Farcry/GTA crossover: ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

2 days later.

Disguised as Privateer requites, Carly and Packie arrive at Hoyt's side of the island, gathered with a bunch of REAL requites. As Hoyt Volker appears on a stage that had a large furnace in the middle of it. A man was trapped inside it, it was actually one of Hoyt's own Privateers, who refused to follow Hoyt's orders.

Hoyt began speaking to the requites gathered around the stage, two armed guards standing behind him.

"Ahhh.. My rosy cheek new employees... I'm not gonna lie. Were all here to make a buck.. But it's the happiness of my people that gets me up, each morning.. My father.....

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вверх 3 Most EVIL modern spongebob characters:

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#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves или something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, или gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If Ты wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally....

вверх 5 Greatest KORN songs.. (from вверх of my head, at least)

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#1: DEEP INSIDE:

I'm!
Not doing great!
I feel like I'm dead!
Not thinking straight!
Inside my body!
Troubled!
Full of hate!
I had to let it out, before it's too late!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming and clawing from deep inside!

Why!
Won't it fade!
Outside I had to lie; "I'm ok"!
I hope someday, I'll stop getting pain!
I guess this is a lie, I have made!

Deep Inside!

IT CAN'T HIDE!

Feeling so lost, and betrayed!
why does this happen, to me everytime!?
Stuck in this place, where I can't escape!
Screaming...

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Why I like EMINEM: (or Slim Shady as he's come to be known as).

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I think it started about 4 years ago, when my Друзья introduced me to the film 8 MIle. Where Marshal is nominated for best actor, in a serious drama film, about the hardships loosely based on Marshal's real life experiences, so he understands what the character is going though, that's why he did such a good performance..

Anyway, at the time, this was the first I heard of him, so decided to listen to him.
Obviously I liked it, otherwise I wouldn't be here, Письмо this very message xD.

Like most rappers, Эминем struggles with a very troubled life. I once used him for a school project where...

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Best Эминем Instrumental's

posted by Canada24

#1: WHITE AMERICA:

link

#2: GO TO SLEEP:

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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:

link

#4: RAP GOD:

link

#5: DEMON INSIDE:

link

#6: WITHOUT ME:

link

#7: ROLE MODEL:

link

#8: THE WAY I AM:

link

#9: KIM:

link

#10:

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Sorry if the Ссылки fail.
If so,you can still find it by the "names"

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Korn - Right now (very dark lyrics, but awesome song)

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I'm feeling mean today!
Not lost, not blown away!
Just irritated, and quite hated, self control breaks down!
Why's everything so tame!?
I Like my life insane!
I'm fabricating, and debating, who I'm gonna kick around!

RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
Can't find a way, to get across the hate, when I see you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I feel it scratch inside!
I want to slash, and beat you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I rip apart the things inside, that excite you!
RIGHT NOOOOWW!!
I can't control myself, I fucking hate you!

I'm feeling cold today!
Not hurt just fucked away!
I'm devastated, and frustrated, God I feel so bound!
So why'd I feel the need!?...

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вверх 4 Youtube Anti Герои

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#1: AngryVideoGameNerd:
In his tests, the Nerd usually gets involved in other insane hijinks related to the game's subject matter, such as encountering characters like Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and Bugs Bunny, which usually end violently, not only including but shockingly most of all with Bugs Bunny.
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context of his own universe. This is especially prominent in his behavior towards enemies или people who displease him, as he is prone to humiliate them...

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вверх 5 scariest serial killers

posted by Canada24

There's most certainly way еще but these are the only ones I can think of,.

#5: Ted Bundy:
I don't remember to much about this guy, but trust me. He's was horrible, I mean literary cheered when he was put to death..

#4: Ed Gein:
The REAL Texas chainsaw massacre (though it probably wasn't Texas)..

#3: Jeffery Dehmer:
Another cannibal, a gay cannibal.
He reminds of Pinkamena, he kills his victims, and eats them so he could keep them "inside him forever".
And that's not even the WORST of it..

#2: H.H.Homes:
I'm telling you, this guy was NUTS.
He killed hundreds of people, maybe even more.
And the worst...

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вверх 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: ягненок, баранина OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If Ты lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the секунда versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and секунда versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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вверх ten horror Фильмы that actually effect me

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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered by their on youngest child, who became possessed by Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have Ты see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once Ты see his face in the 'movie', Ты never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once Ты see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the вверх of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And Ты gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) by the way. I'm gonna start a Болталка relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till Далее episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, Любовь to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left Ты bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...