Oh god.. Oh god...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Sean's death акула attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a акула attack.. All while his screams are drowned by the Рождество singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the акула was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.
So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the пляж, пляжный ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the пляж, пляжный after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
Ты know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile Ты son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, Ты big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when Ты think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking Переместить away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. Ты think they’d learn by now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the акула followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the акула attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's лодка and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the акула attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. или a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the акула crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the акула angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile Ты son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. Ты know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten by a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. Ты can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
I grew up with this movie.. As a kid I thought, this wasn't "that" bad... BOOOY was I wrong..
Early on we get Sean's death акула attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING a акула attack.. All while his screams are drowned by the Рождество singers.. I know this because they switch back to the singers it at least 12 fucking times during the whole sequence..
I swear to god, this movie is just depressing as hell.. Not scary.. And Ellen (Martins wife) believew the акула was WAITING for Sean.. It came for him because of what Martin did to his buddies..
(Dr. Elkins: Sharks don't take things personally, Mr. Brody.)
I could go on and on about that.. But that's only ONE of the many problems.. Like Michael running mid conversation down a beach.. Which is never explained why.
So, anyway, Ellen doesn't want anyone anywhere near the пляж, пляжный ever again... Wait, why would they EVER go the пляж, пляжный after the other films!?.
She says it killed Sean.. And Martin died from fear..
Martin. Died.. From fear... MARTIN!!
Ты know, the guy who blows up the first one after shoving a gas tank into it’s mouth. “Smile Ты son of a BITCH!".. And friggin electrocutes the second.. After luring it and saying "All right, Ты big bastard! Come On! I've got something for ya' now! That's it! Attaboy, come one! Right over here! Open wide OPEN WIDE! SAY AAH!”… Only scene from JAW 2, that makes it worth watching..
Than again.. This actually makes sense when Ты think about.. Espically after Quint’s death.. But still lame..
And why the fuck do they never fucking Переместить away!? This place is a clear danger zone (Highway to the danger zone), Why do the body’s still go to the beach.. Ты think they’d learn by now..
So the family FINALLY head to the Bohamas.. But the акула followed them..
CHRIS STUCKMANN: The Shark.. Followed them... From New York.. To the Bohamas.
So, appearently Ellen has some kind of X-men connection with this thing. When it's nearby she literary bursts up like a deer being spotted.. It's hilarious.
She also starts a romance with Michael Cane.. Cause nobody ever remembers the characters name.
So after the акула attacks the whole family. Including the little girl. Ellen steals Michael's лодка and hunts down the shark... UNARMED!!
So Michael and his friend go after Ellen. On Cane's plane, and the акула attacks Cane.. Which only seems to mildly annoy him. And he later appears unharmed. Not even a lousy scatch.. или a fucking wet t-shirt!
So michael's friend has some knd of science thing that drives the акула crazy. But Jake (yes that's his name) jumps in -I mean, falls into the Sharks mouth. And assumably dies. So Michael uses that science thing to make the акула angry.. It shows this by.. ROARING!!
CHRIS STUCKMANN: Sharks don't have fucking vocal cords!
In the end. Ellen slams the boats front into the shark. Which causes it to literary EXPLODE!! And than using the same image from Jaws 1, it sinks to the sea.. The EXACT image. And just before this, there's Ellen having all these flashbacks towards events she was "never present for", including Martins "Smile Ты son of a BITCH!".
Reminding me, I could be watching the good one..
Not this.. shit!.. THIS FUCKING SHIT!!
Oh, and Jake lives.. And he's even cracking jokes.. Ты know, as we ALL would after being nearly eaten by a giant great white..
And that's how it ends..
So yeah.. Ты can watch for a few unintended laughs.. But otherwise. Lets pretend this never existed.. Like the producers are doing about the third...
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This Показать is starting to give me that "numb feelings" Ты get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This Показать seems еще subtle, and smarter..
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This Показать is starting to give me that "numb feelings" Ты get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This Показать seems еще subtle, and smarter..
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most Популярное story.
And not even my best work. It's just me Показ off my Любовь of Spike at the time, and Показ SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..
#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most Популярное story.
And not even my best work. It's just me Показ off my Любовь of Spike at the time, and Показ SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..
#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..
#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..
#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
#1:
"I make Фильмы for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done еще girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are Ты chewing gum? Ты can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing Ты can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Иисус thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make Фильмы for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done еще girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are Ты chewing gum? Ты can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing Ты can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only Иисус thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"