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posted by Canada24

#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give Ты insight -- I'll Показать Ты what your guts look like.

#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 еще секунды your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard украл, палантин our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...

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Most badass voices for shooter games

posted by Canada24

#1: ROB WIETHOFF:
best known for his role as voice actor and motion capture artist of John Marston in the 2010 video game Red Dead Redemption.
Rob Wietoff Nominated 2 или 5 times for performance. And honestly I'll be pissed he HADN'T been.
The voice is everything.
And Rob's voice really makes John's sarcastic, ill tempered, murderious personality a true delight..

#2: MICHAEL HOLLICK:
an American actor, voice actor, singer and musician who has appeared in Телевидение shows such as Sex and the City and Law & Order.
In the game world he is famish for being NIKO BELLIC. And was nominated several...

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вверх 20 funny Niko Lines

posted by Canada24

#1:
Niko: (bangs into someone) Only in this country do they let blind people drive!

#2:
Niko: (sarcastically) God bless this city!

#3:
Niko: [when drunk and hailing a cab] Yellow car!

#4:
Vlad: Oh, that's funny. Ты know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: [laughing] Yes. And for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick.

#5:
Gracie: [as Niko kidnaps her] I'll scratch your fuckin' eyes out!
Niko: Scratch my fuckin' balls, bitch!

#6:
Niko: (car bangs into him) OPEN YOUR EYES!!

#7:
Niko: (points gun at citizen) What!? It's just a gun!

#8:
Niko: (shooting) COME ON! Test me! TEST...

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BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

posted by Canada24

THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. Ты 'deserved' something еще special.. Don't Ты feel honored, love?
Twilight: Ты MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No еще Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE Ты have a family!...

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вверх 10 Christian Цитаты

posted by Canada24

#1:
"(singing) I just want to be with my fruit!"

#2:
Guy: What Ты doing with it anyway?
Christian: Ты know. It's probably one of those things Ты SHOULDN'T ask about.

#3:
Jimmy: Let's go do this (loads gun)
Christian: Wait, is that real gu- JIMMY!!

#4:
"That is the blackest thing I ever heard in my life!"

#5:
Jimmy: Oh shit. What do I do?
Christian: Blame it on your dad..

#6:
"look everything's chill.. We'll chill!"

#7:
"My night was differently tighter than yours!"

#8:
Jimmy: Why are Ты holding a camera?
Christian: I'm taping.
Jimmy: No your not. Your on FaceTime.
Christian: Look. Just let me have this.. I'm bored as fuck over here.

#9:
"(crying) yo, I'm like, gonna kill self!... I just watched that fashion show.. And I realized... I'm never gonna have a girl who's that sexy.. I mean.. How are they all so perfect!?"

#10:
"WOOOOOOOW!!"

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вверх 5 best Slipknot Chorus's

posted by Canada24

#1: DUALITY:
I push my fingers into my...
EYYYYYES!!
It's the only thing! That slowly stops the ACHHHE!
But it's made of all! The things I have to TAAAKE!!
Jesus, it never ends!! it works it's way inSIDDDDE!
If the pain goes on!
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT!!

#2: SLUFUR:
Staaaaaay!!
you don't always know where Ты stand!
Till Ты know that Ты won't run awaaaay!
There's something inside me that feels!
Like breathing in sulfurrrrrrr!

#3: PSYCHOSOCIAL:
And the rain will kill us all!
Throw ourselves against the wall!
But no one else can see!
The preservation of the martyr in me!

PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
PSYCHOSOCIAL!!...

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радуга FACTORY SPOOF: Best of evil радуга Dash

posted by Canada24

Dash: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were дана powerful Единороги to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but Ты can't just harvest...

вверх ten characters who USE to be relatable..

posted by Canada24

#1: SPIKE:
It's fair to say.
When I first became a brony. Spike was the one I liked.
Even though Twilight was always 'kinda' liked by me, she wasn't relatable till she became an Alicorn (take THAT alicorn haters).
Pinkie was no еще than an ear bleeding annoyance until BABY CAKES.
Dash was 'kinda' cool. But I thought she was boy till episode three, where Twilight confirmed it was a girl.
AppleJack reminded me too much of Alberta.
Rarity reminded me of all the girls that ever rejected me.
Fluttershy was 'okay' I guess.
Point being.
Spike was the only one I could relate to. We are both sarcastic about...

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The unamed RP on fanfiction has BEST OF BRUTALOO:

posted by Canada24

Scootaloo: (brings over the crusaders) Check it out. I rebuild Connor's universe portal
AB: Ohh.. But that's what brought that Dragonowitiz creep.
Scootaloo: Relax. I brought it too a 'different' ponyville universe.
AB: Are Ты sure this is safe.
Scoot: Sure. What's the worst that's out there.. (turns it on)
(before long a bunch of bat heads fling out of the portal)
Scoot: What the hec-
Brutaloo: *reveals herself dramatically* ... Huh, so that portal 'dose' lead somewhere..
Scoot: Um... hi.
AB: Hey. Ты must be the Scootaloo of that universe.. Are Ты any similar to 'our' Scootaloo?.
Brutaloo: Depends.....

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My вверх 5 favourite internet Знаменитости

posted by Canada24

#5: HOTDIGGIDYDEMON:
I don't have much to say about this guy..
But he's awesome...

#4: ANGRY BRITISH GUY:
What's not to Любовь about a british guy screaming at traffic and well.... Everything..

#3: LONELY ISLAND:
They became so Популярное on SNL.
They have their own internet series.
And they probably began the "like a boss" meme..

#2: SMOSH:
I Любовь these guys.
Don't even know why.. :)
But they became one of the highest paid Youtube stars. Annual Earnings: $6.7 million.
the Smosh channel has еще than 20 million subscribers and 4.6 billion video views.[4] The Smosh team has expanded to include others...

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GTA: The cursed diamonds

posted by Canada24

Everybody who touched или held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from луч, рэй Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds by hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his boyfriend...

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вверх 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked by all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most Фаны label Iron Will as a...

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WHATS YOUR TAKE: Korn vs Metallica

posted by Canada24

It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..

But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.

So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..

It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden или Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I Любовь EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.

Either way.
Maybe Ты guys have "different" opinions..

If so.
Say about it in your comments..

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вверх ten characters who we all love, even though their completely FUCKED UP!!

posted by Canada24

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER:
He's a foul mouthed, arrogant, douchebag.
Who trolls and murders us in our sleep.
Yet.
We can never get enough of him..

#9: PETER GRIFFIN:
Well..
He probably isn't "fucked up" like the rest of the list.
But he IS nothing but a bad role model.
But.
On the bright side.
He DOSE have standards.
In several occasions to proves that deep down DOSE Любовь Mag.
Also, in crossover where the griffins meet the Simpsons, he, as we would all exect, becomes instant Друзья with Homor.
But. His "standards" are again proven, when Peter becomes very disgusted with Homor for the way he strangles Bart,...

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What's your take: Max Payne/John MacClane

posted by Canada24

First things first..

Like Gears of War.
I only ever played the third one (both fuckin awesome by the way).

But like with Gears of War 3.
I feel no 'need' of buying the old ones.
The third Max Payne seemed pretty self explaintory.
He's an retired cop who Остаться в живых his family, and is very misable and rarely sober, as he has little to be "sober" for.

Anyway.
I'm not sure if it's just me.
But Max and John seem to have quite a lot in common.

The most obvious of these.
Is they both have the same sense of dark sarcasm.
Both are the type of characters. Who probably tell Ты to "relax and 'lighten up" before setting...

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вверх ten people I Любовь as a character, but would HATE as a real person.

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKIE PIE:
Yeah. Ты heard me. Pinkie Pie.
But think about it.
Everything that makes her adorable an cartoon pony, would make CRAZY ANNOYING in real life.
The high voice, the never shutting up, the over happiness, all of it.
Trust me..
I have PLENTY of Pinkie Pie's at my school.

#9: MICHEAL TOWNLEY/DE SANTA:
As much as I Любовь him, Amanda is right when she tells him "you are nothing. But a lying. Stealing. Hypercrite".
Even Franklyn dosen't always 'respect' Michael as much as Michael thinks he dose.
And Trevor's hate of him isn't ALWAYS uncalled for.
Michael IS responsible for Brad's death. And...

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I'm bored so deciding to make a вверх ten best Fanfiction villains

posted by Canada24

#10: PINKAMENA (Cupcakes/my little pony)
What can I say.
She became one of the most well known Internet villains ever.
And while most hate Cupcakes, I find it humorous, and enjoy Чтение sequels of it.

#9: FLIQPY (happy дерево friends)
The character may not be Фан made, but the name Fliqpy is.
It's the perfect way of knowing the difference between nice flippy and evil flippy.
And most stories create Fliqpy as its own character, instead of just Flippy being snapped.
Always like how that happens.
Same with when people Показать Pinkamena and Pinkie as completely different characters as well.

#8: DISCORD (Discord's...

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Review, Hellsing part 5

posted by Canada24

Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints...

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My review.. Hellsing part 3

posted by Canada24

Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, Ты can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so Ты can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega, My Little Pony, Happy дерево Friends, Sparacus, and possibly Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY SHOW.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise...

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Connor's mini rants (based on Windwaker's articles)

posted by Canada24

BLACK RACISTS:
Any one who knows me, knows I can tolerate just about ANYTHING. Except for fuckin racism. I mean, most of Друзья are either black или with Mexican relatives.. But, what I find can be even worse, is when some (not all, only some) turn ANYTHING I say into a racist slur, and Ты can never win in an argument because of this. Not judging anyone, just deeply annoyed, that's all..

AMERICAN HYPOCRITES:
I'm not sure why there certain people in the US that just want to judge EVERYTHING. Even us Canadians, they mock us Canadians. But the fact is. When ever I go to my American relatives,...