"Hobo Heart: Stitches" by Chris Oz Fulton

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posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All Ты have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a Избранное character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

розовый Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, Ты cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how Ты try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till Далее episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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вверх 5 Greatest Metallica songs.. (from вверх of my head, at least)

posted by Canada24

#1: WHOM THE колокол, колокольчик, белл TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the колокол, колокольчик, белл tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the колокол, колокольчик, белл tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before Ты die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, Любовь to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left Ты bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

Metallica /bloody Иконка ~

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niko and packie by b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know Ты won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot Ты in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD Ты CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge жопа, попка review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

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Amines that EVERYONE tells me to watch

posted by Canada24

DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D

MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..

DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..

HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..

BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..

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вверх ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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Old VS New: Nightmare on Elms улица, уличный

posted by Canada24

When Ты watch the еще serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a безопасно, сейф place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes Ты feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..

Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...

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вверх ten songs by King Diamond (real name Kim Bendix Petersen)

posted by Canada24

Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.

#2:...

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awesome ''Korn'' Обои

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If your face says who Ты are.. Mine says "town pervert/drunk"

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Saten Twist Adventures: Список of characters

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little пони characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never Показ him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...

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Hellsing, Part 4

posted by Canada24

Gotta love Anderson

Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As Ты can tell by the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...

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вверх ten Johnny Klebitz Цитаты

posted by Canada24

R.I.P

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't Ты gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told Ты when Ты were in there, или were Ты so busy playing holier-than-thou Ты started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?

#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) Ты GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!

#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

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BEST OF ALEXMANE:

posted by Canada24

A character from a crossover story, ALEXMANE AND SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES.. Where Derpy is dead, and Saten moves too another city., meeting a friend of Trixie's.. AlexMane (who not so secretly, was attracted too her).

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SCENE 1:

AlexMane: We're breaking up!?

Lily Valey: Well... Yeah, but to be honest, I don't know how Ты expected me to Любовь Ты when Ты so clearly hate everything, and everyone, especially yourself.. I mean, would it kill Ты to be civil? This is why we're breaking up.

AlexMane: It's nothing to do with me sleeping with your sister?

Lily: WHAT!?

AlexMane:...

CANADA24 REVIEWS CARRIE (sarcastically, as usual)

posted by Canada24

Basically, Carrie, a normal girl. Except she has tele- I don't know. That thing where Ты Переместить shit with your mind (it's never explained why she has it, Ты just kind of role with it). experiences her first period as she showers with other girls after gym class (not as sexy as Ты might think).

Unaware of what is happening to her, Carrie panics and pleads for help. The other girls, rather trying too comfort like normal human beings, begin laughing and bullying her.
Cause, Ты know, mental breakdowns are hilarious.

The gym teacher breaks up the commotion and attempts to console Carrie, a light...