Phoebe: Neither do you.
Phoebe: "I'm making суп for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl. I guess that's my new role, just making суп for Cole."
Cole: Uh, Phoebe?
Phoebe: Cole! What are Ты doing here?
Cole: Well, I got a call from one of the tenants saying that, uh,
Wonder Woman was terrorising the landlord.
Cole: I'm a one woman demon.
Piper:"You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Did you?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
Piper:"Was he?"
Phoebe:"Uh huh."
(when cole and phoebe are fighting and he lands on вверх of her)
Phoebe: If Ты wanted to be on вверх Ты could have just asked
Cole: Did Ты get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Cole to Phoebe: You're sexy when you're mad, Ты know
Phoebe: Something good happened. Can't Ты just accept that?
Cole: It's not in my nature.
Cole: I needed Ты to hear me.
Phoebe: Go to hell.Cole: I was just there. I didn't mean to stay so long, but I needed to gather enough powers to execute ...
Phoebe: Execute who? Huh? Execute who?
Cole: My plan. I'm here to redeme myself.
Phoebe: Are Ты coming?
Cole: To vanquish your sister? I think I'll sit this one out.
Cole: Oh, no no no. Last time I touched that book it electrocuted me.
Phoebe: Yeah, will, maybe because your intentions were evil. Maybe it knows now you're trying to be good.
Cole: Better безопасно, сейф than sorry.
Cole: Phoebe, I went from all powerful demon to mereble overnight.
Phoebe: Ты are not mere. Baby, Ты are anything but mere.
Cole: Далее to the Зачарованные Ones I'm a potted plant.
Cole: Phoebe, I Любовь Ты and I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would Ты like me to kill someone for you? Or-or your boss, perhaps?
Paige: [Paige comes home- thought it is Phoebe in her body] Oh Cole... Ты scared me.
Cole: Sorry. Didn't mean to; with the rain outside and everyone on Yenlo alert.
Paige: Yeah, Yenlo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on.
[he goes to give her his jacket]
Cole: .
Paige: Oh, Ты keep it.
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making Ты feel uncomfortable?
Paige: No of course not, I was just wondering what Phoebe would feel about this.
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige: Uh, yeah, your girlfriend, Phoebe, remember?
Cole: Yeah, Ты see the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training. She's not interested in
[pause]
Cole: romance anymore.
Paige: That's not true, uh, I mean, she...
Cole: Ты on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion, desire. I miss that.
Paige: I gotta go.
[she moves to get away. Cole kisses her passionately, and Paige in Phoebe's body comes downstairs]
Phoebe: Hey!
[Paige grabs Cole by the hand and flips him onto his back]
Paige: How could Ты do this to me?
Cole: Oh, come one
[laughing, then to Paige]
Cole: I'm just trying to have a little fun Phoebe. Isn't that what Ты were complaining about me not doing?
Paige: Yeah, but I never meant for
[pause]
Paige: did Ты just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would Ты rather I kissed her?
[looks at Phoebe]
Paige: No.
Phoebe: No? How do Ты know?
Cole: Well, for one thing
[talking to Phoebe]
Cole: Ты suck at levitating and for another Ты set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe, as only a sister could.
Paige: Ты did?
Phoebe: Someone had to.
Cole: Okay. I'm gonna go. Let Ты guys work this out. When you're yourself again, Give me a call.
[he grabs Paige's butt]
Cole: We'll have some fun.
Cole Turner: We've been through so much together... haven't we? Our love's so strong, nothing can destroy it, not even this. We're meant to be together.
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't think so.
[Vanquishes Cole]
Cole Turner: I don't care! I am not spending another hundred birthdays without her.
Phoebe: So, how bout those 9ers?
Cole: The what?
Phoebe: The 9ers, the 49ers, the football team.
[pause]
Phoebe: Ты don't follow football?
[laughs]
Phoebe: He isn't human.
Cole: [Cole chokes on the water he's drinking]
Phoebe: Ты okay?
Cole: Check!
Cole Turner: This is all messed up. How'd it get messed up? Ты have no idea what I've дана up for you.
Phoebe Halliwell: What about what I've дана up, Cole? I've дана up my family, my heritage, my life!
Cole Turner: Oh, yeah? From where I'm standing, it looks like Ты have a pretty damn good life to me!
Phoebe Halliwell: Look the only one getting anything out of this is you. And I have no idea what that is. The only reason I'm still here is to make sure that what happened to Prue does not happen to Piper and Ты know it.
Phoebe: Uh, Ты know what, uh, is there something wrong?
Cole: No.
Phoebe: It's just Ты haven't сказал(-а) anything since we left the restaurant.
Cole: A lot on my mind, I guess.
Phoebe: Work?
Cole: Yea, sort of.
[pause]
Cole: I don't know how to say this...
Phoebe: Uh-oh. Don't ever start a sentence like that with a girl...
[pause]
Phoebe: Ты don't want to see me anymore? Right? Never accept a lunch date.
Cole: It's got nothing to do with you. I mean, how I feel about you.
Phoebe: I don't understand.
Cole: It's complicated.
Phoebe: I think that I deserve to know.
Cole: I promise you'll understand soon, maybe еще than you'd want to.
Cole: There's no such thing as evil love. It's just gratification. Lust.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as Ты didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't Ты just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole: You're the only one who knows I'm alive.
Phoebe: Actually that's not true. I couldn't keep lying to my sisters. I had to tell them.
Cole: Okay. That's okay. I understand, as long as Ты didn't tell Leo.
[pause, Phoebe turns her head]
Cole: Oh for God's sake, Phoebe, why didn't Ты just put an ad in the paper? Tell the whole damn world.
Phoebe: Maybe I should have.
Cole Turner: Speaking of Без ответа questions...
Phoebe Halliwell: There is a demon on the loose, Cole, we don't have time for this.
Cole Turner: Shouldn't we make time for it?
Phoebe Halliwell: No, not now, we shouldn't.
Piper Halliwell: What are Ты guys talking about?
Phoebe Halliwell: Nothing.
Cole Turner: Nothing.
Phoebe: I'm so glad Ты made it back before my graduation.
Cole: I wouldn't miss it for the world. или the underworld.
Cole: The rumors are true. I loved a witch, still do actually at least my human half does, but that was a mistake. I realize that now. I'd forgotten who I really was.
Phoebe: Um, about the other night. Are Ты sorry that we uh...
Cole: Not at all. Are you?
Phoebe: Depends on what happens next.
Cole: Too bad Ты can't predict the future.
Phoebe: Who says I can't?
Cole Turner: It's a long drive home. Do Ты think I could use your restroom?
Phoebe Halliwell: Number one или number two.
Prue Halliwell: He has to go tootie!
Cole Turner: Excuse me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, Ты can come in but Ты have to do it very fast, whatever it is.
Cole Turner: All Ты have to do to free yourself is admit how Ты truly feel about me... in your heart.
Cole Turner: And perfect
Phoebe Halliwell: For what?
Cole Turner: A wedding.
Piper Halliwell: I couldn't agree more.
Phoebe Halliwell: Really?
Paige Matthews: You've got the rings.
Leo Wyatt: And we're all here.
Phoebe Halliwell: Okay, I do. I mean, I will. Let's go.
Dark Priest: Not two but one, then life be gone. Ты may Kiss the bride.
Phoebe Halliwell: We did it.
Cole Turner: Yes, we did.
The Seer: It is done.
Phoebe: So, you're an angel?
Cole: Oh, this? No, not really.
Phoebe: That's okay, neither am I.
Cole: [the Зачарованные ones are being inspired by a muse] I think Leo should orb me down to the Underworld. I may not be a demon anymore, but I still know the terrain.
Phoebe: And Ты may just find yourself in ever-lasting pain!
Phoebe: And even if Ты think we don't need the protection, just think of Cole, he is a human being with no magical powers living in a house that's constantly under demonic attack.
Cole: Is there something wrong Phoebe? Something you're not telling me.
Phoebe: Don't Ты think Ты have that backwards?
Cole: Meaning?
Phoebe: Well, you're the one with all the secrets, right?
Cole: Am I? Ты sure about that?
Phoebe: I don't know what I'm sure about anymore.
Cole: Yea, I know how Ты feel.
Phoebe: I doubt that.
Cole: I think I know what's going on here Phoebe and I'm sorry its come to this. But I'm not sorry about us. Ты need to know that.
Phoebe: Ты never told me where Ты were from.
Cole: Ты never asked.
Phoebe: I'm asking now.
Cole: Why don't Ты ask me what Ты really want to know Phoebe. I won't lie to you.
Phoebe: Who are you?
Phoebe Halliwell: I don't know what you're up to but whatever it is, it is not gonna work.
Cole Turner: Don't Ты think you're being a little paranoid?
Phoebe Halliwell: With my demon ex-husband from hell? No, Cole, I don't.
Phoebe Halliwell: I never answered your question. Ask me again.
Cole Turner: Will Ты marry me?
Phoebe Halliwell: Yes, I will.
[Kiss]
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm Phoebe, Mr. Turner's new wife.
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe, Ты heard what he said, he's gonna kill us, help us!
Phoebe Halliwell: Forgive me.
Cole Turner: I'm sorry. It's for the best.
Phoebe Halliwell: I know it is.
[Phoebe kisses him]
Piper Halliwell: Phoebe?
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry too.
[Phoebe traps him]
Cole Turner: Phoebe, no. No!
Phoebe Halliwell: I'm sorry, baby, I'm so sorry.
Piper Halliwell: Prudence, Penelope, Patricia, Melinda...
Phoebe Halliwell: Ashford, Helen, Laura and Grace...
Cole Turner: I will always Любовь you.
Paige: Halliwell witches stand strong beside us.
Phoebe Halliwell: Vanquish this evil...
Paige, Phoebe Halliwell, Piper Halliwell: From time and space.
[Cole is vanquished]
Leo: Well, the good news is that Ты won't have to deal with the Источник anytime soon, because Cole hurt him pretty bad.
Cole: Not bad enough though, he'll be back.
Phoebe: So.
[Phoebe rubs her hands up and down Cole's chest]
Phoebe: He's gone for now. First time in a long time. Maybe we should take advantage of that.
Cole: [Cole pulls Phoebe up against him] Why Ms. Haliwell, are Ты trying to seduce me?
Phoebe: Always.
Piper: Ewwww...
Phoebe, Cole: [Phoebe and Cole race up the stairs laughing]
Cole: what are Ты doing? Ты are supposed to be Письмо a vanquishing spell!
Phoebe: I got about as far as 'Hey demon' and my mind went blank!
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin.
Phoebe: If Ты had done what I asked and stayed here, Ты might have been able to help.
Cole: How? The минута Devlin arrived Ты would have sent me to my room.
Cole: It's just, I need action.
Phoebe: I kinda thought we were doing okay in that department.
Cole: Not that kind of action, Phoebe.
Seer: Ты and Phoebe Halliwell will produce the most powerful child the magical world has ever seen.
Cole: That's my boy.
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do Ты know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I Любовь him
Phoebe: Let's see... Leo Остаться в живых his powers and then Piper died and it got really dicey when she turned into a ghost but everything worked out.
Cole: Glad it was nothing serious.
Seer: What do Ты mean she wouldn't eat it?
Cole: I mean I thought shoving it down her throat might be a little suspicious.
Cole: (to himself) I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because, because I have to kill Ты that's why. Smooth.
Phoebe: (about Paige and Shane) All right, any ideas?
Cole: A couple.
Phoebe: I meant about what we do now.
Cole: If I'm dead right now, I know it was at your hand. No one else in heaven или hell had power over me. Please don't cry I was dead before I met you, I was born the день Ты loved me, and my Любовь for Ты willl keep me alive forever.
Cole: I'm so sorry I had to involve your work. I just needed Ты distracted while I ruined Piper's club and put Paige in jail.
Phoebe: Paige is in jail?
Cole: Ladies, my name's Cole Turner. I'm the assistant district attorney assigned to this case. I was wondering if either of Ты saw what happened here?
Phoebe (raising her arm, to answer): I did.
Phoebe: Ты just don't get it Cole, do ya? I thought Ты were dead and I felt nothing. No pain, no love, nothing. I'm free. And when we do vanquish Ты and...we will, I'll never look back.
Piper: (calling) Phoebe, phone. (Phoebe comes and takes the phone.) It's your little lawyer boyfriend.
Phoebe: So there. And he is not my boyfriend.
Piper: Weird.
Phoebe (into the phone): Hello?
Cole: Who's not your boyfriend?
Phoebe: Um... the mailman. Sometimes Piper likes to tease me because I like to get the mail...a lot.
(Phoebe opens Cole's office door angrily)
Phoebe: Ты slimy son of a bitch!
Cole: Phoebe, is that you?
Phoebe: What? Are Ты evil and blind? Yeah, it's me. Look. Why don't Ты admit that you're behind this? Admit it so that I can to use magic to fight you!
Cole: I don't know what you're talking about.
(Phoebe shuts the door and goes closer to Cole's desk)
Phoebe: Look, Cole. My career is the most important thing to me. So is that your plan to take it away from me so that I come running to Ты for comfort?
Cole: Phoebe, I Любовь you, and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would Ты like me to kill someone for you. Your boss, perhaps?
(Phoebe scoffs, gets very angry, and starts shoving the papers on his стол письменный, стол all over the place)
Cole: Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey!
(Phoebe stops shoving)
Phoebe: I might not be able to use magic, but-
Cole: You're sexy when you're mad, Ты know that? I can't wait until I get to Kiss Ты again.
Phoebe: Cole, I will never be with Ты again. I hate you. I hate you. Ты get that?
Cole: Hate is good. It's passionate. Intense. It's...it's...it's a breath away from love!
(Phoebe laughs and Cole smiles back. There is a brief pause, then Phoebe stops laughing and shoves a little еще of Cole's papers. She then storms out of Cole's office.)
Cole: Ah. She's great.
(Phoebe slams the door shut)
Cole: Ты need psychological help.
Paige: Okay, that's probably true—especially because I cannot believe what I am about to say—but I think Phoebe's still in Любовь with you.
Cole: Oh, yeah. "Phoebe hates Ты so much her body erupted in scales." That's what Ты сказал(-а) this morning.
Paige: Okay, maybe an unfortunate choice of words...
Paige: I haven't seen her this happy since Cole died.
Leo: Which time?
Paige: Good point.
Cole (to Prue): Ты watch too many old movies.
Prue: And you'd be confusing me with Phoebe.
Cole: Not a chance.
Darryl: Let's pretend for a секунда here, just for the sake of argument, that Ты saved my butt because Ты are my friend. So as your hypothetical friend, can I give Ты some advice?
Cole: Yeah.
Darryl: Don't do this to yourself.
Cole: I can't help it.
Darryl: Ты Любовь her, I get it. And your love, it's epic. Okay. But look what it's doing to you.
Cole: Paige says she hates me. She says I should leave for good. You've known her for a long time, Darryl, what do Ты think? Should I leave?
Darryl: I know Ты don't want to. But what Ты want really doesn't matter,
right?
Cole: Right.
Darryl: Well, there Ты go.
Phoebe: Go to hell!
Cole: I was just there.
Phoebe (about Cole): This is important, he wants to have the talk. Ты know, are we a couple, are we a one-nighter, are we friends, are we Друзья that had a one-nighter...?
Phoebe (to Cole): I do Любовь you, and I always will. But it doesn't change anything. It doesn't matter. It's over between us.
Phoebe: Nothin' perks up a girl's career like sending her ex-husband straight to hell
Cole denies Piper for saving his beloved Phoebe.
Piper: Not even for somebody Ты love?
Cole: Loved. Past tense
Cole: Damn it Phoebe. I Любовь you
Phoebe: Cole is gonna help
Victor: How do Ты know?
Phoebe: Because he loves me as much as I Любовь him
Cole: Morning.
Phoebe: Good morning.
Cole: How Ты feeling about last night?
Phoebe: Um, last night was magical.
(Cole sneaks up behind Phoebe and she almost kicks him)
Phoebe: Cole.
Cole: Hi. How's it going?
Phoebe: Wow, is this embarrassing... I'm...
Cole: It's okay. I'm okay. Nice calf.
Phoebe: Thanks. Can I have it back?
(on the phone)
Cole: Turner.
Phoebe: Hi. Cole. What are Ты doing in the office at 2 in the morning?
Cole: What are Ты doing calling my office at 2 in the morning?
Phoebe: I was just gonna leave Ты a message. Save Ты the trouble of having to talk to me.
Cole: Why would I ever not wanna talk to you?
Phoebe: I... I don't know, Ты know. Just in case Ты thought I was a drunk или a lunatic или a drunk lunatic.
Cole: I think I'm gonna go with "mystery". One I'm looking вперед to figuring out.
Phoebe: Okay. I'm gonna go then and be mysterious.
Cole: I'll call you.
Phoebe: I will answer.
Prue (talking about Cole): See something Ты like, sis?
Phoebe: Maybe, или maybe it's just nice to run into someone that's not a college boy. еще years, less hormones.
Prue: Yeah, not a bad butt, either.
Phoebe (to Cole): I do Любовь you, and I always will....
