Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are Ты ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of ужин plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":
"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was еще of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! Ты actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, Ты guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got me' laugh turned into that kind of laughter where Ты see something so funny, Ты could pee yourself.' <sigh> That was fun"
"'Y'know, for most of the day, Ты guys have been really really good! What do Ты say we spend the rest of the день outside?'
'You mean it?!' Laura squealed.
He nodded.
'Like 'Outside-for-reccess' outside?! As in we can have reccess for the rest of the day!?' I squeaked.
He smiled, opened the door, and сказал(-а) 'Run free, childrens! You've earned it.'"
"We all cheered. For a malicious, scary, and downright spank-happy vampire, he's like a little kid. He pushed us on the swings (afterwards, we had to push him. My GOD, is he heavy!), slid down the slide (we had to convince Adrienne to go with him down the really big swirly one because he was too scared to go. Wimp.), played hide-and-seek (we eventually had to call off the game because we couldn't find him. Every time we had him, he teleported somewhere else. That cheater.), and even played kickball (He SUCKS at it. He's got to learn Ты have to KICK the ball, not хлопать, привкус it with his hand. Nimrod.). When the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, he corraled us inside. We grabbed our stuff and expected to be let out.... then he blocked the door.
'What the heck, man?! School's out!' Adrienne whined.
He smiled evilly. 'That's right. School's out!'
I froze. 'Wait....if school's out, then that means he's not our teacher. Then THAT means...!'
He laughed evilly.
'Oh CRAP!'
There was a whole bunch of screaming and crying, but about 5 минуты later, he let us out. Numbuh 3.8 caught up with us.
'Hey! How was-'
Laura and Adrienne snarled.
'Don't ask.'"
"So is THAT the reason Ты two don't get along?" Hoagie asked.
"Well, that's ONE of the reasons. There's a whole bunch more, but I'm not gonna get into it."
Kuki, Wally, and Kacey whined.
"Ok, fine. Now it all started in 3rd grade the week of Halloween...."
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are Ты ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of ужин plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":
"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was еще of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! Ты actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, Ты guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got me' laugh turned into that kind of laughter where Ты see something so funny, Ты could pee yourself.' <sigh> That was fun"
"'Y'know, for most of the day, Ты guys have been really really good! What do Ты say we spend the rest of the день outside?'
'You mean it?!' Laura squealed.
He nodded.
'Like 'Outside-for-reccess' outside?! As in we can have reccess for the rest of the day!?' I squeaked.
He smiled, opened the door, and сказал(-а) 'Run free, childrens! You've earned it.'"
"We all cheered. For a malicious, scary, and downright spank-happy vampire, he's like a little kid. He pushed us on the swings (afterwards, we had to push him. My GOD, is he heavy!), slid down the slide (we had to convince Adrienne to go with him down the really big swirly one because he was too scared to go. Wimp.), played hide-and-seek (we eventually had to call off the game because we couldn't find him. Every time we had him, he teleported somewhere else. That cheater.), and even played kickball (He SUCKS at it. He's got to learn Ты have to KICK the ball, not хлопать, привкус it with his hand. Nimrod.). When the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang, he corraled us inside. We grabbed our stuff and expected to be let out.... then he blocked the door.
'What the heck, man?! School's out!' Adrienne whined.
He smiled evilly. 'That's right. School's out!'
I froze. 'Wait....if school's out, then that means he's not our teacher. Then THAT means...!'
He laughed evilly.
'Oh CRAP!'
There was a whole bunch of screaming and crying, but about 5 минуты later, he let us out. Numbuh 3.8 caught up with us.
'Hey! How was-'
Laura and Adrienne snarled.
'Don't ask.'"
"So is THAT the reason Ты two don't get along?" Hoagie asked.
"Well, that's ONE of the reasons. There's a whole bunch more, but I'm not gonna get into it."
Kuki, Wally, and Kacey whined.
"Ok, fine. Now it all started in 3rd grade the week of Halloween...."
