"HEY! Careful! That's my shot arm!" Kuki yelped at Hoagie.
He let out an apologetic grunt.
The newly "monster-ified" members of Sector V and Q had just come through a portal from Spooksylvania that lead to their town. Now all they had to do is find some kids to assimilate.
Valentina and Maddy were near the back having a bit of an argument.
"Werewolves are the best! We have superior hunting abilities. AND we make perfect pets!"
"Verevolfs? As pets? HA! Вампиры are FAR еще superior! Ve can hypnotize people to vhatever ve desire!"
"Werewolves!"
"Vampires!"
"WEREWOLVES!!"
"VAMPIRES!!"
Abby grabbed both of their ears. Val cringed, whereas Maddy whimpered like a puppy.
"Both of you! Enough! Вампиры and Волколаки are EQUALLY powerful!"
"But-"
"No buts!"
Val cursed under her breath in Romanian and Maddy growled.
Hoagie reached the end of the block and pointed at the big house about a quarter of a mile away.
He grunted.
Val rolled her eyes, "Ve don't speak 'Franken-ese", bolt-head! Now vhat are Ты trying to say?"
He grunted again.
She growled and grabbed the воротник of his shirt.
"Vhat part of my last statement did Ты NOT get?!"
Megan smacked her forehead. Normally, Val and Hoagie would get along really well. At the moment, they were as horrible as соленый огурец, маринованные сок and milk.
She grabbed her collar.
"Calm down, Little Lugosi! Look, there's a whole bunch of houses before the big one. How bout we all take one, and then all do the big house together?"
"Fine."
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10 минуты later, all of the monster met by the gate of the big house.
"Mission report, ghouls and guys!" Megan chirped, "How did it go?"
She, Abby, Minerva, Hoagie, and Kuki held their thumbs up. Maddy, Wally, and Val didn't.
"Twilight fangirls?" she asked.
All 3 nodded.
"I don't know which is scarier, US или THEM!" Wally shuddered.
They all took a deep breath and slowly opened the creaky gate.
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Meanwhile, at лайм, известь Ricky's, Kacey was just finishing her 6th mug of Cactus Cooler. Lots of people gave her strange looks because of what she was wearing. She explained that she had just gotten a part in a play, and she got picked to be a vampire....Some kids'll buy anything.
Just then, she got a call on her KN-communicator.
She didn't recognize the number, but answered anyways.
"Hello?"
"So, how goes the job, Ms. Dodson?"
She gulped. There was no way HE could find out she had only spanked 10 out the 150 kids on the list. So she did what she does best: lie.
"Oh, perfect! Those naughty little munchkins got what they deserved!"
He laughed triumphantly.
"Great! I should be back in a couple days. Keep up the great work!"
"K"
She hung up.
"What a nimrod!" she laughed.
She paid her tab and left.
"Let's see, now I got to go and punish...."
Her finger scrolled down the list.
".....Beth Hansen."
She got the Grinchy smile again.
"Oh, THIS is gonna be fun..."
He let out an apologetic grunt.
The newly "monster-ified" members of Sector V and Q had just come through a portal from Spooksylvania that lead to their town. Now all they had to do is find some kids to assimilate.
Valentina and Maddy were near the back having a bit of an argument.
"Werewolves are the best! We have superior hunting abilities. AND we make perfect pets!"
"Verevolfs? As pets? HA! Вампиры are FAR еще superior! Ve can hypnotize people to vhatever ve desire!"
"Werewolves!"
"Vampires!"
"WEREWOLVES!!"
"VAMPIRES!!"
Abby grabbed both of their ears. Val cringed, whereas Maddy whimpered like a puppy.
"Both of you! Enough! Вампиры and Волколаки are EQUALLY powerful!"
"But-"
"No buts!"
Val cursed under her breath in Romanian and Maddy growled.
Hoagie reached the end of the block and pointed at the big house about a quarter of a mile away.
He grunted.
Val rolled her eyes, "Ve don't speak 'Franken-ese", bolt-head! Now vhat are Ты trying to say?"
He grunted again.
She growled and grabbed the воротник of his shirt.
"Vhat part of my last statement did Ты NOT get?!"
Megan smacked her forehead. Normally, Val and Hoagie would get along really well. At the moment, they were as horrible as соленый огурец, маринованные сок and milk.
She grabbed her collar.
"Calm down, Little Lugosi! Look, there's a whole bunch of houses before the big one. How bout we all take one, and then all do the big house together?"
"Fine."
--------------------
10 минуты later, all of the monster met by the gate of the big house.
"Mission report, ghouls and guys!" Megan chirped, "How did it go?"
She, Abby, Minerva, Hoagie, and Kuki held their thumbs up. Maddy, Wally, and Val didn't.
"Twilight fangirls?" she asked.
All 3 nodded.
"I don't know which is scarier, US или THEM!" Wally shuddered.
They all took a deep breath and slowly opened the creaky gate.
-----------------
Meanwhile, at лайм, известь Ricky's, Kacey was just finishing her 6th mug of Cactus Cooler. Lots of people gave her strange looks because of what she was wearing. She explained that she had just gotten a part in a play, and she got picked to be a vampire....Some kids'll buy anything.
Just then, she got a call on her KN-communicator.
She didn't recognize the number, but answered anyways.
"Hello?"
"So, how goes the job, Ms. Dodson?"
She gulped. There was no way HE could find out she had only spanked 10 out the 150 kids on the list. So she did what she does best: lie.
"Oh, perfect! Those naughty little munchkins got what they deserved!"
He laughed triumphantly.
"Great! I should be back in a couple days. Keep up the great work!"
"K"
She hung up.
"What a nimrod!" she laughed.
She paid her tab and left.
"Let's see, now I got to go and punish...."
Her finger scrolled down the list.
".....Beth Hansen."
She got the Grinchy smile again.
"Oh, THIS is gonna be fun..."
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