Wally walked down the hall. сойка, джей walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" сойка, джей said. сойка, джей had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with сойка, джей Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't Ты test ME!" Wally shouted. He got сойка, джей in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the кухня but ended up in the middle of сойка, джей and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get them both in head locks.
"Your idiot cousin bumped into me!" сойка, джей said.
"And that's a reason to make him angry?" Kacey asked. сойка, джей stammered. "Boy, you're dumb." сойка, джей tried to hit Kacey, but she grabbed his arm and bent it backwards. Kacey shook her head no. сойка, джей left the room in a scared kinda way.
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A half час later, Wally was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок watching TV. There were two reasons why he wasn't really paying any attention to it. One, the sliding glass door let in a ton of sunlight into the room, making the TV screen almost impossible to see. And two, there was nothing on except Bowling and Golf, cuz сойка, джей and Jade's parents don't bother to pay for cable. сойка, джей walked in the room. He was all grouchy-like. Then, he сказал(-а) something.
"My Mom says I should take Ты up into my room and Показать Ты my new stuff." Wally gave him a weird look. It was a "Oh, here we go again." look. сойка, джей started to walk away. Wally decided to follow. At least this would be еще entertaining than watching the same guy say "That's a spare, Dave!" over and over again.
Jay's room was way кулер, охладитель than it was last year. сойка, джей had framed a ton of Baseball cards that were signed by the players. Wally ooed at that. Then, he saw a whole thing of video games around the room. He ahed at that. Then, Wally saw Jay's RC Car on the bed. It was so amazing. It was supposedly a mustang. It had fresh red paint. It's wheels were shiny.
"Wow! Can I play with your RC Car?" Wally asked.
"No way! I just got it! I don't want Ты to break it!" сойка, джей said. He scanned his bookshelf for something. Wally looked at the RC Car on Jay's bed. Then, he looked at the open window. He hatched an idea.
"Well, can I at least defenestrate the RC Car?" Wally asked. сойка, джей shot him a weird look.
"WHAT?!" сойка, джей screamed.
"Defenestrate. Can I?" Wally asked. сойка, джей had a puzzled look on his face.
"Yeah, sure. Whatever." сойка, джей replied. He went back to scanning the bookshelf. Wally picked up the car. His fingers slid across the rims. He sighed. It was for the best. He took the RC Car over by the window, and threw it straight out. (I bet Ты can imagine the sound of an RC Car hitting the ground after being thrown out of a two-story window) When сойка, джей heard the sound, he went ballistic.
"WHAT DID Ты DO TO MY RC CAR?!?!?!?!" сойка, джей shouted at the вверх of his lungs.
"Hey, you're the one who сказал(-а) I could defenestrate it." Wally said.
"What? No I didn't!" сойка, джей screamed.
"Yes, Ты did." Wally said. "Defenestrate means to throw something out the window. And Ты сказал(-а) I could, so I did." Now, сойка, джей was confused.
"That's not the key issue right now! Ты just threw a 200-dollar RC Car out the window!" сойка, джей yelled. "You're gonna pay for it!" Wally put his hands behind his back.
"Next time, don't allow people to defenestrate your stuff." Wally said. And with that, he skipped out of the room.
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"Wow, and Ты really did that?" Kacey yelled in amazement.
"Yup. My idea." Wally said.
"Dude, that is comedy gold!" Kacey сказал(-а) back. They were sitting down on the two beds. Wally was just telling Kacey what he did to the RC Car. Kacey was laughing so much. Wally was very pleased with himself. He hopped on the bed. It was 11:30 p.m. in Texas. They changed into their pajamas and hopped into bed. But Wally kept himself up. He continued his little drawings.