9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her сиденье, место, сиденья Далее to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded by morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

Even though it was after 10:30, everyone was still wide awake (Well, technically, Kiki was drifting in and out, but still.) Maddy, Kuki, Val, Megan, Minerva, Abby, and Kiki ran up the stairs towards Kacey's room. Wally and Hoagie started to go with them. Kacey grabbed their collars.
"What the heck, man?! Ты never let us come to your slumber parties!" Wally whined.
Kacey smirked. "Well, Ты guys are BOYS! Slumber parties are usually a GIRL thing. Ты guys can have your OWN little slumber party!"
"True." Hoagie added.
"KACEY! COME ON!" Kuki called from upstairs.
She let go of both of their collars,...

October. One of Kiki's Избранное months. October meant Хэллоуин and Хэллоуин meant vampires, goblins, witches, ghosts, and things of that nature. Kiki by nature was sweet, mildly naive, and kind of girly, but she could never turn down a creepy monster movie....unlike Kuki, who shrieked at the mere mention of a spook.

She impatiently paced in the mission prep room, dressed in her purple cat nightgown.
"Guys, come ON!! The 'Month Of Monsters' Показать is TONIGHT! I wanna get to the theater before it gets crowded!"
Tonight, at the old theater downtown, they were Показ a whole bunch of old monster...

"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't Ты have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the улица, уличный because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...

Start TRANSMITION
Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everyone
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As Kuki struggled, as Mai had turned the laser on. She screamed but everyone around her was laughing. The laser was getting closer to her every time. She turned her head, and then back again and noticed the laser getting еще closer to her body. It inched a bit closer, and еще closer, until it almost touched her left foot. She thought, this is it, I'm going to turn evil, and I'll never Любовь him again. She closed her eyes as she thought, until she heard groans.
"Huh, Ты come at the wrong...

Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are Ты on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...

For a minute, Kacey was just glaring at all the villains. They glared back at her, and to break the silence, David yelled “STARING CONTEST!” and stared into Raleigh’s eyes without blinking.
“Not. Happening.” Raleigh сказал(-а) and walked away.
“Val..?” Kacey turned to the little girl who had a huge smile on her face. “Why is everyone here?”
“Well, silly,” Val said, “My daddy сказал(-а) that the “Every Villain Is Lemons” (Spongebob reference FTW) club was out for coffee!”
“OMG NO WAYS.” Kacey сказал(-а) sarcastically.
“You didn’t lemme finish.” Val rolled her eyes. “When...

CONTINUING TRANSMISSION.....

Cree:Easy..I brainwashed her!she works for me now cuz she's a

Numbah2:Let me guess a vampire?

Cree:No Technically she's a flingpire like a комар, москит, комаров only not considered a monster.

Numbah5:Enough talk Cree...lets fight.

Cree:So little Abbey wants to hurry up and get it over with huh?Okay then hehe...(pulls out a-


TEENZ K.N.O.C.K.O.U.T)



Numbah2:But nobody's figured out how to power gasious tech yet!.


Cree:Exactly thats why I had to go to the future and get some..

Numbahs5 and 2:(gasp)

Cree:But let me tell Ты it wasn't easy I had to turn the entire sector M into flingpires to...

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" kuki was screaming repetitively she ran into the 'GIANT TV ROOM' where she found numbuhs 2,4,5,7 and megan and kiki watching Yipper except for kiki and megan who were fighting over the remote turning the thing on mute, full volume ,they had to have gotten 4 complaint phone calls from kaceys cell phone especially since they unknowingly were fighting over the radio remote rather than the one that mattered "GUYS!!!!" if kuki wants somthing shell get it one way или another mostly by yelling they were all rabbling saying 'sheesh' или 'man that girl has a voice' или something like that...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" или "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on вверх her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! Ты LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...

"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...

Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are Ты ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of ужин plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was еще of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! Ты actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, Ты guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...

"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her библиотека Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if Ты know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki сказал(-а) rolling onto the floor....

Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are Ты guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! Ты guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! Ты guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...

"KACEY!" Wally screamed. "Where's my bag? I NEED MY BAG!" Kuki looked at Wally weird. Abby thought nothing of it. Wally kept reaching down for his bag that wasn't there.
Kacey tried her best to calm him down. "Wally! Calm down, maybe Ты didn't zi-"
"WHO CARES THAT I DIDN'T ZIP IT UP?" He yelled. "I NEED MY BAG!" The Clown came over. He had and angry look on his face.
"You children need to leave now!" The clown сказал(-а) motioning them to get off. "The Далее kids are coming and I need Ты all to Переместить along!" Wally freaked out and hid behind Kacey.
"Listen Ты fag, my cousin here Остаться в живых his back pack...