Hoagie gilligan - Go figure

Operation: N.E.W.
Chapter 1
Sectors Combined
Kiki POV
I groaned as I opened my eyes to see the bright sun shining down on me. Wait a minute, THE SUN SHINING ON ME!??!? WHERE AM I!!?! I quickly sat up and looked around to see my дерево house in pieces on the ground everywhere. “Megan, Maddy where are you??” I asked. “I’m right here!!!” came a squealed voice somewhere over to my left. I guessed that it was Maddy. “And I’m over here!!!” Megan yelled.
“Alex, Ты here??” Maddy asked “Yeah Alex is fine” Alex replied speaking in third person as usual. “AC, Ты cool??” Alex asked...

Operation E.I.G.H.T.
Everything
Is
Good-and
Happy
Till...
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Hi people I'm Ally, but people call me AC. I'm numbuh 6 of the KND. We in the KND are looking for operatives to join. We need four more.
Here is the audition:
1. Name (real или fake):
2. age:
3. Operative Numbuh (your numbuh):
4. what Ты like to wear:
5. your personality:
6. hobbies:
7. likes/dislikes/hates:
8. What Ты look like (hair color, eye color, etc.)
9. your skills:
10. Why do Ты want to be a member of the KND?:
11. Family (describe your characters family):
12. who do Ты have a crush on in the...

Over the Далее several days, Kuki seemed to be getting worse....but at the same time, she was getting "better". Along with the paleness, short temper, and the fangs, Kuki's other senses started to heighten up (which is really useful on missions)....especially her hearing:

Kuki: Wally, is that your stomach growling?
Wally: ...No. It shouldn't be. I just ate.
Kuki: Hot dogs, оранжевый soda, and a seafood platter......for two?
Wally: O.O

....One night, however, things took a turn for the worse.....

BEE-OOOOO! BEE-OOOO! BEE-OOOOOO!
"Don't say anything, Wally." Kacey yawned, as she recieved the mission...

TRANSMOSSION FOUND.....

Jessee:Ummmm....(looks at Numbah2 and he sort of shrugs)

Numbah10:(whistles as if she knows something)

Numbah1:SUZY!!!

Numbah10:Okay I knew she was a vampire!

Numbah1:Anyone else a bazzar Хэллоуин creature who likes to keep bazzar secreats?!

(Numbah12 raises his hand)

Numbah2:Uggg....

Numbah12:Dad!Im just kidding....hehe

Numbah2:Well in that case remind me to teach Ты some real funny stuff...

(A gassy ghosty version of Cree slips through the wall)

GhostCree:(Whispery voice)JESSEE!WE HAD A DEAL.

Jessee:No!kill me if Ты want just don't hurt him!

Numbah5:Who?!

GhostCree:Oh is little...

"How're they doing back there?" Kacey asked.
"Well, Kuki's started the thrashing stage...and TC's Актёрское искусство girly....more so than usual." Maddy said, trying to keep calm.
"I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Justin Bieber!" TC squealed.
Kiki growled.
"Kacey, can I put a stake through his heart?" she asked.
"NO!" Val cried.
"But...but...but...the last thing we need is ANOTHER JB fangirl...er...man...vampire....thing!"
"No one's gonna do ANYTHING to him!" Kuki snarled.
"Or WHAT ?" Kiki taunted.
Wally inturrupted Kuki before she could say или do anything.
"Can this thing go any faster?!" he said, a bit upset.
Hoagie turned...

"So....let me get this straight. Ты сказал(-а) Ты were attacked by a 6'5" guy in a vampire costume?" the doctor asked while examining Kuki's chart.
She sniffled and nodded.
"Why do I always get stuck with the weirdos?" she mumbled under her breath.
"I'm not kidding!" Kuki snapped.
"Calm down, girl..." Abby said, attempting to soothe her friend.
Kuki sighed.
"Sorry. It must be this lack of sleep."
"<yawn> I hear that! Who in their right mind is perky at 3 AM?"
Just then, the door burst open. Kiki, Kacey, Megan and the youngest operative (you know who...) poured in, all happy. Abby did a facepalm....

Over on another part of the east coast, Kiki фургон, ван Hatrick was in the middle of investigating the accusations that one of the teachers at the high school was a bloodsucking creature of the night. She was just about to make that "AHA!!" Переместить when her phone started vibrating.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required...

All of the "younger" operatives (Maddy, Val, Minerva, and Chris) screamed and ran to one of the older operatives (Chris and Val to Kiki, Maddy to Megan, and Minerva to Kuki). Well, what do Ты expect? They hated power outages.
Kacey rolled her eyes.
"Great. JUST GREAT . We're trapped with a bunch of villains (who had escaped moments ago) in a snowstorm without power."
David stood up and headed out the door. Before he did, he turned and said:
"Well, I'm gonna go before this gets out of hand.
So....screw you, guys. I'm going home! (South Park reference FTW). 2 минуты later, he came back with icicles...

"I'M EXHAUSTED." Kacey moaned as she plopped down onto the couch.
Everyone else "meh"ed in agreement....all except Kiki and Raleigh, who had passed out after only taking 3 steps out of the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"I can't believe we got to do this again tommorow." Wally moaned.
"I can't believe all we did were introductions over a period of 2 hours." Abby whined.
"I can't believe it's not butter!" David giggled.
Everyone shot him a murderous look.
"Just trying to lighten the mood...."
Kiki smacked upside the head, obviously annoyed.
"Shut it."
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The Далее night,...

7:00 PM. If they weren't in class, the kids could be out on missions или just goofing off. But NO. They had to learn about the proper way to eat суп and crap like that. Kacey looked around. Raleigh, David and Christian were in the middle of a game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors", Emma was drawing up schematics for an escape route, Val was asleep (using her "Please and Thank You" радуга Monkey as a pillow), Maddy and Minerva were styling each other's hair, Megan was in the middle of giving Wally a purple nurple (OW!) for calling her a nerd because she brought a pen and notepad to take notes, Abby...

"Give back my 'Tea Party Time' радуга Monkey, Wally!!" Kuki yelled as she chased the boy throughout the treehouse.
"NEVER!" he chuckled, "Not until Ты uninvite me!!"
She growled and tackled him...unfortunatly, they were right by the stairs, and ended up rolling outside. Kacey and Kiki (both still in their PJs) were outside by the mailbox talking. Kiki pointed at the two fighting kids.
"Do I WANNA know?" she asked.
"Probably not." Kacey answered.
She sighed and grabbed Wally by his collar. Kiki snatched the радуга Monkey from Wally and gave it back to Kuki. Kacey let go off Wally, who landed on...

Have Ты ever had the "more-worried-than-normal" feeling? Like Ты have to throw-up, pass-out, and soil your self at the same time. If Ты haven't, congradulations, can I feel your pulse? If Ты have, then Ты know how our young heros felt. Like in any story ever written, the witches big creepy old замок was surrounded by an big creepy old woods. Most fitting for the owner of the property. The group was standing in the center of those very woods. Like the situation leading up to the wizards chambers, the Cowardly Lion had to be tackled several times to keep from sprinting to the nearest sanctuary....

Chapter 5
"Hustle, hustle, hustle!" Wally yelled at the team. They were in pairs of two tossing a baseball to their partner.
"Dude, we've hustled for two hours already!" Christian sighed, passing the ball to David. "Can't we stop?"
"No! I'm destined to beat this poser!" Wally yelled. "Besides, we didn't work hard enough last time!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing. Both Raleigh and Kiki were hit with baseballs.
"What are Ты talking about, Sparkle Butt?" Abby asked.
"We sweat enough to fill a swimming pool!" David yelled.
"Just go back to 'hustling'! I wanna see Ты sweating enough to...

The Count immediately голубь for Kacey, who jumped out of the way. She landed on Raleigh, then scrambled under the big bed. Raleigh followed close behind.
The Count smirked, then he pulled off his glove. Wally's hand reached for Kuki's and he pulled her into the closet.
The Count remembered that there were two others, so he turned around. What he saw was David's M.U.S.K.E.T. in his face. Then, Christian sneaked behind him. He got the Count in a head lock.
"Vow, I never expected Ты two to ever get me." The Count said.
"SHUT UP!" David yelled. His M.U.S.K.E.T. was inches away from the Count's...

When their plane landed, the team was attacked by the press. They had Kiki scream a few times, and they left. They got in a limo, and were driven to the Sports Nation studio.
“We really get to be on TV?” Megan asked.
“Yes, but I’m not.” Emma said.
“You’re camera shy, I remember.” Kacey said.
“Well, we’re almost late for our interview.” Raleigh said.
“C’mon, Wally!” Kuki said, grabbing Wally’s hand.
In the studio, the kids were amazed. They were greeted by Sally, a girl who works there.
“Hey, kids!” Sally said. “Are Ты here for a field trip?”
Emma handed...

Operation: FUTURE KIDS
Chapter 3
Ten Kids
Megan opened her eyes, to find herself in a weird room. There were no windows, just lots of buttons, and switches on the walls. She stood up, but only to fall back down. She turned her head to see, if any of her Друзья were with her. She had only a moment’s notice, when her younger sister, Maddy came falling down on her.
"Ow! Can Ты land somewhere else, Далее time Maddy." сказал(-а) Louise once Maddy got off her.
"Sorry, I need to work on that." she said, while laughing and helping her sister up at the same time. She was about to ask Maddy what was going on,...