Victim: you're insane!

Vendetta: I am... for freedom... *walks out*

*BOOM*

Henry: Vendetta!

Vendetta: who are you? a man that believes in me? that is dangerous Ты know...

Henry: it's me sir... Henry

Vendetta: Henry! my, have Ты grown!

Henry: sir... we need your leadership to Присоединиться us again.

Vendetta: i'm sorry Henry, but i'm retired form the society.

Henry: but sir! Zalgo and Slender broke the treaty!

Vendetta: it is not my job to mess with the affairs of two beings of power

Henry: but we need a leader!

Vendetta: Lumar is old but he still is capable...

Henry: Lumar died sir...

Vendetta: ... we leave tonight...

Henry: welcome back sir

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*Meanwhile*

46: ok Mr. Timothy Ты are free to go...

Masky: thanks...

96: *screeching*

46: shut-up! god I work with a mute and a banshee!

Porter: ok, let me teleport Ты guys outa here...

ToTheArk: how did Ты get here?

Porter: I can teleport... its in the name

All: oh

*Meanwhile... again*

Zalgo: it is time to take action! Clockwork!

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo?

Zalgo: I need Ты to break Zippers out... again...

Clockwork: yes lord Zalgo...

Zalgo: Observer! RED!

Both: yes?

Zalgo: go capture BEN...

Observer: yes sir...

RED: LETS RUN!

Karl: lets see all your little secrets...

Henry: well it looks like Ты are using your little magical potion

Karl: how the hell did Ты get in here?!

Henry: i'm Друзья with Kage, remember?

Karl: oh... and my "potion" is nothing magical...

Henry: yet Ты still don't give us the secret

Karl: Ты wouldn't understand it anyway, why are Ты here?

Henry: they broke the treaty

Karl: WHAT?

Computer: download complete

Karl: oh! that's the files of the CIA and SCP

Henry: showoff...

Karl: do Ты want me to rejoin или not?

Henry: well, if Ты are up for it

Karl: let me pack my bags

Henry: welcome back

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one день i was sleeping over at my Друзья house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if Ты include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he сказал(-а) " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"

EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello Ты have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need Ты to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: Ты and I both know Ты don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little еще specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little еще Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!

*2 weeks later*

Slender: breakfast is ready!

Johnny: awesome!... just because Ты don't trust me doesn't mean Ты have to stalk me...

Hoody: I'm not stalking you...

Johnny: bullshi*

Lucius: how the hell did Ты learn how to cook?

Slender: I had a daughter...

Lucius: cool

Porter: I wonder what Zalgo is doing...

*swoosh*

Zalgo: ...

Lisa: ...

Zalgo: FUC-

*swoosh*

Masky: we are clearly out numbered... so we must devise a plan

Lucius: well... we should gather people that are not apart of Zalgo's Army или supporters of it

Johhny: and if Ты let me go I could get my guys to help you...

All but Lucius: NO!

Lucius: do we have a choice?

All but Lucius: NO...

????: hello my dear

???: *screaming*

???: Ты are a sick, sadistic, maniac!

????: to bad... I AM a killer now...

???: do Ты feel any guilt?

????: every single день I feel guilt... I killed my family, friends, and my first love!

???: but why did Ты kill them?

????: I was sick and tired of being the last guy that helps every one life's while mine gets miserable!... the wicked and the sinners had the good life... while what ever I did to help they laugh and think I'm the bad guy! so I decided, why be the little model student? be the guy that makes the problems instead of solving them!

???: Ты are crazy!

????: well thank Ты captain obvious!... now if Ты excuse me, I have to meet the devil! take care of the place for me... oh wait Ты can't, Ты are tied up! *sadistic laughing*

???: Ты are in better place Mr. snuggles...

Solonik: ok... its time to make my comeback

Henry: that might wait Mr. Solonik

Solonik: what? how did Ты get in here?!

Henry: it pays to not leave the society before Lumar starts teaching stealth

Solonik: wait wait, let me guess why Ты are here... Demon Lord and Absent Face are fighting?

Henry: yes... WE would like Ты to rejoin, Ты are the weapons expert...

Solonik: thanks but no thanks, I will have a big reputation and clients soon

Henry: there will be none of that if Ты don't help!

Solonik: ...

Henry: fine then... *walks away*

Solonik: wait... let me clean my guns...

Henry: welcome back

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Guard: Ты have a visitor Lecter

Lecter: ...

Guard: Ты talk about every thing but when there is someone that ACT- *flop*

Lecter: hello Henry

Henry: hello Mr. Lecter

Lecter: so... what is your business here?

Henry: well... Ты are the smartest of the killers and would be the most civil if it was not for your... skin diet...

Lecter: they broke the treaty?

Henry: exactly

Lecter: well then... may Ты open the door for me?

Henry: yes sir Mr. Lecter

*opens door*

Henry: welcome back

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*meanwhile*

Henry: sorry Mr.Kage but-

Kagekao: it is ok... Henry... I have another job for you...

Henry: yes master... what is it?

Kagekao: gather the team...

Henry: yes sir!

*back to the story!*

Lucius: hey! what happened to Toby?

Slender: I sent him to my brother

*TV Показать swoosh*

Splender: Toby, would Ты like some еще tea?

Toby: yes!

Splender: Mr. Fluff, would Ты like some еще tea?

Mr.Fluff [Toby]: yes I do!

Audience: *laughing*

* "everybody hates Chris" commercial break song *

Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

Porter: Эй, guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, Эй, HOW DID Ты NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well Ты were to busy chasing sonic Ты didn't listen to me when I сказал(-а) I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: Ты don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell Ты later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...