Крипипаста Article: Lucius Chapter 6, Part 1

posted by FrostyBlazer

*meanwhile*

Johnny: so i'm like "fuc* that noise! I want my paycheck!"

Clockwork: please kill me...

Porter: I would but I can't hit a girl

Clockwork: screw you...

Masky: guys!

Porter: what?

Masky: we have company!

*woosh*

Trevor: STORM THE HOUSE!

Swain: since when were Ты the leader?

SkinTaker: he does have a point...

Trevor: look, lets just kill the proxys and not talk about this

Swain: yea... Ты are not going to doge this...

Trevor: *sigh*

Boots: ... (good thing I brought popcorn)

FrostyBlazer Oh Boots

Windwakerguy430 That was funny XD

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Celene's story

posted by Creepycry

Celene was a girl who often found herself Остаться в живых in thought. She Imagined herself flying away from her Главная where her dad would get drunk and beat her. She had long blonde hair and brown eyes just like her mother who passed away five years назад when she was ten. Her mother had also been a victim of her dads abuse. As Celene was walking to school one день she was so Остаться в живых in her mind that she didn't see the speeding car coming towards her as she crossed the street. All she heard was a loud screech and every thing went black. When a dim light lit up she saw a man with red skin and deep black eyes...

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Screaming Death Vol.1

posted by Hyfang

Hello....Welcome to my graveyard. My name is Death other known as Satan или The Devil. But I'm here to tell Ты a story about my son...The one who sweep the whole Earth to cold victory. It all began when....

"The Birth of My Son is Here!" Death Laughed as the women who's giving birth to the Prince of Hell. The demons was cheering as out came a baby, the women was instantly killed of blood loss and pain. "My Son is here!" Death said, as he held the baby up into the air. "Firius, The Prince of Death and The Undead will save us all!" The baby eyes glowed red and he gave a small smirk.

-16 Years Later-...

Ed, Edd n Eddy Остаться в живых Episode

posted by puppygirl12114

As Ты may know, the Популярное Показать "Ed, Edd and Eddy" has been running for a long time. However, between October 7th, 2003 and October 21, 2003 episode 34 was accidentally released one week before it was scheduled to.

It was also known to some around the office the primary writer had been sick with the flu, and instead of going on to make episode 34, the Показать was supposed to replay episode 1. At 5:00am eastern, people reported a very disturbing new episode premiering on Cartoon Network - some children were unfortunate enough to see it.

Apparently the quality of the episode was mediocre when held...

Ben Drowned Plushy 2

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maskey?????!!!!!!

posted by emo_girl1994

one день i was sleeping over at my Друзья house ( this happened last Saturday/Sunday) so there was 5 boys and 5 girls ( if Ты include me) and there where no parents, and we where all really hyper so, i heard something down in the basement and everybody was really loud so of coarse i screamed to get there attention a couple of min. later we are all in the basement i went to go look in the closet, and there standing in there was maskey and he сказал(-а) " cheesecake?" then he just walked out of the house saying bye and i'm like "WTF, just happened"

Devil resedence part 1

posted by yamishadow2001

If your a Фан of Аниме Ты might know what soul eater is. I really loved the Показать that was until that terrible day. I was watching the news when on the news a news reporter сказал(-а) something about a Остаться в живых episode of soul eater called,"the devil resedence", when I heard about it I looked everywhere to find it and eventually I found it at a old store and they guy there was creepy he said,"we will change into madness inside", I was not bothered by it I put the disc in my ps3 the Показать appeared normal everyone at the death academy, but maka was looking in the библиотека and found a book that was covered...

Lucius special: Purge pt. 2

posted by FrostyBlazer

EJ: problem, how are we supposed to get there?

Masky: easy! *takes out phone*

SE: Hello Ты have reached hell, please hold

Masky: Seed Eater! We need Ты to make us a portal to the abandoned SCP facility!

SE: I'm sorry Masky but I work for Zalgo...

Masky: Ты and I both know Ты don't really agree with his ideals

SE: fine... But if Zalgo sends Rake then I blame you!

Masky: ok, we are in Maine

SE: a little еще specific

Masky: in a forest

SE: a little еще Masky...

Masky: near black pond

SE: will send it right away!

Zalgo: Seed Eater, have you've seen my glasses?

SE: will send it in a few minutes!

Lucius Special: Purge pt.1

posted by FrostyBlazer

PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We Переместить once the purge starts

Purger: yes sir!

*meanwhile*

Masky: man... I'm running out of pills

Hoody: we will get Ты some bro

EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?

Jeff: they have no business with us

Johnny: they work for Zalgo...

Jeff: Fuc*

Masky: ... Aha!

All: what?

Masky: the abandoned SCP building!

EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have

Johnny: being killed?

Jeff: worst choice ever

Hitori Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek With Yourself

posted by kittyluv57

[WARNING: This is for once not a fictional story! Everything in this Статья is real, and DO NOT recommend actually trying this game! It is dangerous, and I don't want anyone getting hurt.]

This Статья is composed of everything I have heard about playing Hitori Kakurenbo, rolled up into one article. There are several different interpretations, so I've included all I could find so I don't leave anything out.

Some people believe this game is actually a ritual to call a malevolent presence into your home. What exactly Ты are calling changes depending on the source, I have heard some say Ты are...

Devil resedence part 3

posted by yamishadow2001

I saw her behind me I ran away as jumped out off the свинг, качели and ran away as far as I could,but she appeared infront of me I thought I was dead but then a guy wearing a mask and a white cloack appeared and told me to get lord death amd then he opened a portal and pushed me on it I arrived therr fast and ran to the academy and warned lord death when he heard this he took me to a room and told me to learn two techniques.
I came out of the room after 45 минуты and told him Im ready and I summoned two glowing swords Золото swords and teleported myself back to the forest and saw the man still fighting...

Toby

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Lucius: Meahwhile at the SOK base

posted by FrostyBlazer

Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!

All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!

Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley

All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!

Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Друзья are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.

Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...

Henry: until then?

Vendetta: we gather еще members

Henry: yes sir

Vendetta: we get the pirate next

Henry: I can't go by myself sir... He is unstable

Vendetta: I will send Alex with you

Alex: what?

Vendetta: Ты two leave tomorrow

Henry: yes sir

Alex: what!?

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BEN Drowned

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Bloody Painter

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They are watching

posted by Kazmotis

I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.

I Опубликовать this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please медведь with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.

So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch Ты if they think Ты know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.

The Russian Sleep Expirement

posted by Sonicfan67

Russian researchers in the late 1940s kept five people awake for fifteen days using an experimental gas based stimulant. They were kept in a sealed environment to carefully monitor their oxygen intake so the gas didn't kill them, since it was toxic in high concentrations. This was before closed circuit cameras so they had only microphones and 5 inch thick glass porthole sized windows into the chamber to monitor them. The chamber was stocked with books, cots to sleep on but no bedding, running water and toilet, and enough dried Еда to last all five for over a month.

The test subjects were political...

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Jeff the killer

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Ticci-toby

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EJ Plushy 5

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"Echoes and Pings" Creepy макаронные изделия, макароны

posted by BlondLionEzel

день #0

We had no idea what was coming to our quiet California town. It was something no one would no about. I live with a humongous amount of guilt after what has happened. I was a volunteer working with a small science museum, and I helped bring the end of my town.

Day #1

When bats started to appear in the bat-boxes that people put near the highway bypass, the people were ecstatic, especially the children who put up the bat-boxes. A group of teen volunteers had helped build the bat-boxes and do all the dangerous things the young kids couldn't do. All sorts of bats, from Pallid Bats to Big Brown...