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Zalgo: hmmmm...

Observer: hmmmm...

SL: hmmmm...

Lisa: hmmmm...

Targeter: hmmmm...

Pyris: hmmm...

BVRV: pika...

Zalgo: I got it!

All: what is it?

Zalgo: ok so someone knocks Slender out...

Observer: and?

Zalgo: then we bring him here and chain him to the wall...

Targeter: and?

Zalgo: then we capture his proxys and torture them so he gives up!

Observer: but wouldn't he just "Slender walk" out of the chains and warn them?

Zalgo: ._.

All: ._.

Zalgo: fuc*

Slender: Observer, Ты are in charge

Observer: yes sir...

Slender: train the new proxy for me *slender walks*

*Ding Dong*

Masky: yes? *opens door*

???: contract for Ты sir

Masky: thanks seedy

SE: Ты are welcome masky

Masky: Who is your friend?

SE: His name is Porter... he is a rouge SCP

Lucius: ok lets add that to the what the hell is that list...

Sonic.EXE: now is my chance to get out of here!

Lucius: *shoots tazer*

Sonic.EXE: jnhjhbjanjkbneailoveKFCgjablaeamnsjn *faints*

Lucius: I win

???: Shadow Lurker... what the hell took Ты so long?

SL: I am greatly sorry, lord Zalgo... but I did get some info about the new proxy!

Zalgo: like?

SL: his name is Lucius and he has a smg...

Zalgo: and?

SL: thats all...

Zalgo: ._.

SL: sir?

Zalgo: ...

SL: ummmmmm...

Zalgo: THATS ALL

SL: im sorry sir! but Slenderman did tell me to say to meet him at the grave yard at 7:30

Zalgo: WHY Ты - wait, did Ты say slender wanted me to meet him at the grave yard?

SL: yeah?

Zalgo: take care of the Другой мир for me!

*going through portal*

SL: wait what? don't Ты have to take care o-

Zalgo: sorry cant hear you, i'm going through a portal!

*portal closes*

SL: *sigh* time to play some League of Legends

Porter: Эй, guys *hanging from foot on tree*

Slender: what the heck is going on? who is this guy?

Lucius: he is a rouge SCP apparently, Эй, HOW DID Ты NOT SEE THAT ROPE TRAP!

Porter: well Ты were to busy chasing sonic Ты didn't listen to me when I сказал(-а) I was blind

Slender: good, he doesn't know I don't have a face

Porter: Ты don't have a face?

Slender: shi*

ToTheArk: where are we going to live?

Jeff: well...

Slender: no!

Jeff: he owes us!

Slender: no we are not living with Laughing Jack!

Jeff: do we have any other options?

Slender: fine...

Lucius: who is this "Laughing Jack"?

Slender: I will tell Ты later *unties rope*

Porter: *flop* ow...

cRYPT: Boots! Trevor! Caller!

Trevor: yes?

Caller: yes?

Boots: ... (yes?)

cRYPT: I have a task for you...

Trevor and Caller: what is it?

Boots: ... (like Ты can't do it)

cRYPT: I want Ты to take down the other Proxys

Trevor: but Zalgo says-

cRYPT: i d0NT cAR3 wHAT zALLG0 sAYS? i wANT sL3ND3R t0 sUFF3R?

Boots: ... (dam*it, he is going cryptic again)

Caller: we are on it sir!

All: *all leave*

cRYPT: Jane!

Jane: yes?

cRYPT: take down RED... we are having war on both sides...

Jane: bu-

cRYPT: g0?

Jane: yes sir! *teleports*

cRYPT: *sigh*

Slender: LUCIUS! JEFFRY!

Both: *run in* yes?

Slender: we ran out of milk

Both: ._.

*intermission*

Lucius: ok... we got Slenderman the молоко and Ты a toy

Jeff: yay!

Lucius: but due to me being broke we can't afford to even get on a bus

Jeff: aww

*crash*

Lucius: huh? who's there?!

Johnny: HAIL LUMAR! *charges at lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the right*

*flop*

Johnny: *stands up* oww... I shall kill Ты Zalgo demons!

Lucius: we don't work for Zalgo buddy

Johnny: LIES! *charges at Lucius*

Lucius: *steps to the left*

*flop*

Johnny: dam*it!

Slender: Эй, can Ты tell me the plan again?

Lucius: aren't Ты the one that created it?

Slender: so is that a yes?

Lucius: why do Ты want a run through anyway?

Slender: I forgot?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Jeff bonked me on the head?

Lucius: ...

Slender: Zalgo wiped my memory?

Lucius: ...

Slender: I have amnesia?

Bro: he doesn't *walks away*

Lucius: Ты are fooling no one Targeter

???: no

Lucius: what?

Dolan: is actually Dolan

Lucius: da faq?

Dolan: bit*h pls

*ding dong*

EJ: ugh... I'll be right back *poof*

*opens door*

EJ: hello good sir! how may I help you?

Henry: hi, my name is Henry... im here to talk abou-

EJ: no *slams door*

Slender: what was that about?

EJ: Laughing Jack went out side and someone saw him

Slender: wow

EJ: yep

Lucius: that idiot

EJ: well... I'll go get jack

Lucius: and don't come back!

All: ...

Me: sorry, my creative Письмо kinda ran out today...

Lucius: Ты better be!

Jeff: I thought it was funny...

Lucius: oh hey! I forgot Ты were here...

Lucius: so... Ты live here alone with the other Jack?

EJ: no... I convinced Laughing Jack to house other pastas that got raided by SCP corp.

Lucius: cool

EJ: hey, where is masky?

Slender: he had a сердце attack

EJ: well... where is he?

Slender: I sent him to 49 with ToTheArk

*meanwhile*

49: I will cure you

ToTheArk: Ты know he is passed out and he can't hear Ты right?

49: oh... pass me the the medkit

173: ...

49: PASS ME THE MEDKIT!

173: ...

49: its like i'm talking to a statue...

Observer: I fold

Zalgo: so... what happened?

Observer: He went kamikaze on my as*

SL: like a true wimp

Observer: says the guy that hides in the shadows for a living

SL: oh shut-up!

All: ...

Observer: so... whats up with the whole "when the world ends he lets out sigh" thing?

SL: I bet

Zalgo: its just a thing I created to scare slender

Observer: oh

Zalgo: honestly, if the world ended I would be dancing

SL: Эй, it's your turn!

Lucius: i'm sorry, but i'm still trying to figure out how I got here

Slender: ZALGO!

Zalgo: hello old friend! how are the kids?

Slender: What the hell Zalgo!

Zalgo: what? I wanted to know who he was!

Slender: no Ты did not!

Zalgo: ok Ты caught me, I wanted him for my army...

Slender: this is the shi* that makes m-

Zalgo: on my defense I did tell Shadow to tell Ты after he got the info

Slender: thats it... THE TREATY IS BROKEN!

Zalgo: WHAT?

Slender: Ты back-stab and spy all the time!

Zalgo: do Ты realize what Ты are saying?

Slender: yes

Zalgo: *sigh* well then... shall we meet again?

Slender: not likely

*both teleport*

Zalgo: Observer, the treaty is broken... Ты know what to do

Observer: finally...