Scenario Time~! (For anyone, no matter where you're at on the spectrum)

Um, we only met two weeks ago. Are Ты feeling alright? Ты look a little...out of it. And Ты smell funny. Have Ты been smoking anything?

Wait...i-is that lipstick you're wearing? O.o

Okay, I'm just gonna...go...now...thanks...

*slowly backs away, runs for the house*

*locks doors*

*dials police*

Um, no thank you. I know exactly how Ты treat women and I do not want to be part of that.
And by the way, what is this girly perfume Ты are wearing? It's giving me a headache.

It would be a slightly different reaction, had I not seen the picture there...

"E-E-eehhhhhhh, get off of m-meeeeeeeee >w< I don't like being touuuuuuuucchhheddddd"

Without the picture, though, I imagined someone else...>//w//<

" *speechlessness*
...w-wait, what? O///3///O"

Umm, really depends on how long we had been together by then. If it had been a few years I wouldn't mind so much. But a few weeks, like with Edward and Bella? I would be freaking out, thinking he was a clingy stalker and probably dump him.

Well, my VERY first reaction would be something unintelligent, like, "BUTTER!"

Then I'd probably dump him.

"Erm....oh wow look at the time! *awkward smile* Got to go....see Ты in hel-I mean, later!"

Jumping away, babbling incoherent words because I'd be so freaked out I'd lose the ability to freak. Later, I would tell him that he needs to back off and get a non-me life.