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*A lot of people may here may freak out on me for asking this but I really need some help*

Okay, I have been wondering about this for such a long time. And now, I absolutely want an answer!!

I have been Team Switzerland since the end of New Moon. I really like both Edward and Jacob, and I have no huge problems with them. (Well, ok, there's one issue I have with both but it evens out the score and I am not getting into those). But after some point, I began to wonder...which team would I be on if I really had to choose? It soon became something important for me to know, and every time I see a fanpick saying "Are Ты Team Edward или Team Jacob" или something similar to that, it brings me back to this frustrating question. I'm totally confused on Team Switzerland, so could someone help me out...

Am I Team Edward Cullen, или Team Jacob Black?

Here's what I like about the characters individually;


EDWARD

- Of course I'll acknowledge how handsome he is :)

- He is the perfect gentleman. He treats people with huge amount of respect, even those who dislike him; Charlie лебедь was pretty brutal towards Edward after New Moon, yet Edward kept his temper even and was only polite. He was also pretty civil towards Mike, especially in Eclipse when he offered to help Mike fix his car. Now isn't that admirable in a guy? =D

- Edward is actually one of the most romantic fictional characters I know. I don't think I have to go over the charming, sweet, heart-warming moments he has with Bella. LOL :)

- Edward has amazing devotion towards Bella. He will do anything to keep her safe. He risked his life and also his family's life to protect Bella, and demolished anyone (James, Victoria) that posed a threat towards his true love. He would spend the whole night in Bella's bedroom just to be with her, and made sure nothing he did would harm her. He was even willing to take the life of his first born child to keep Bella alive (which was something I absolutely didn't approve of but hey, he loves her that much!)!!

- Speaking of a child, if it wasn't for Edward being chosen by Bella, there would be no Renesmee. Renesmee is one of my most Избранное characters *_*

- It looks like Edward can be a little shy sometimes. I like shyness in a guy :)


That's what I like about Edward.


Now....

JACOB BLACK

- Jacob, after four years of me never liking a guy или being interested in one, was the first boy I actually called "Hot!"

- I like his personality; he's jubilant, cheerful, outgoing, compassionate, loving, and devoted to those he cares about. Which is something most girls like to see in boys.

- This may sound weird, but when I heard Jacob speak in the New Moon trailer, his voice attracted me. LOL, I don't know what it was, but I just liked his voice in a weird way.

- I felt empathetic towards him during times where Bella..well, clearly rejected him for Edward. At the end of Eclipse when he changed into his волк form to run away from Forks, my сердце was broken and I had tears in my eyes I was so hurt for the poor boy. And when a friend of mine described a scene in New Moon with him, Edward, and Bella, it was so sad it left a small yet present pain in my heart. I think if I have sympathy towards a character, there's some kind of connection present.

- Like Edward, Jacob endlessly cares for Bella. He was there when Edward left in New Moon (I don't hold this against Edward, I sort of understand that he thought he was doing what was best for her) and changed her from such an unhappy, depressed, emotionally wounded creature to her old self, only she was a lot еще happier and cheerful. Jacob never completely Остаться в живых hope when Bella returned from Volterra, Italy with Edward and she made it clear who she preferred. He even сказал(-а) he knew there was a part of her that loved him, and he сказал(-а) something similar to this, "As long as your сердце keeps beating, I won't give up!"

- Jacob has an adventurous side, which would be extremely fun for a boy to have.

- I Любовь people with senses of humor! Jacob made plenty of jokes (especially the "Does my being half-naked bother you?" statement and the blonde jokes directed at Rosalie) that made me burst out laughing. The titles of the chapters that were told in his point of view were even a little funny (except for the clearly somewhat depressed ones).

And that's what I Любовь about Jacob.


As Ты can see, I am so stuck X(

Can someone please help me out?

What do Ты think?
Team Edward или Team Jacob

(Please don't say, "Stay Team Switzerland.")
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Dear Ms. Meyer,

Hi. I’m Tria. It’s nice to meet you. As Ты have probably guessed, I am Письмо to Ты concerning your series known as “The Twilight Saga.” If you’ll forgive me for being rude, I’d like to be blunt.

You fail.

Again, apologies for my rudeness. If you’ll allow me, I’m going to back up this assumption of your literary failure.

Let’s start with the plots, looking at each book individually, and then the Книги as a whole.
Twilight: Barely has a plot. The book is 300 или so pages of nothing happening besides mooning on about Edward and his eyes. Then Ты throw in three...
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After Чтение the post "Bella as a heroine should be illegal" by bendaimmortal, it got me thinking. Obviously, no-one would consider Bella лебедь a heroine. If Ты do, Ты have got a really great deal of imagination, или a warped sense of the world. Because, and I'm sure most Twilight Фаны would agree, the girl didn't do anything at all. Save being overly dramatic and being the damsel in distress.

What about the Cullens then? What about Carlisle, Alice, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie and Emmett? What about He-Who-Sparkles-In-Broad-Daylight? Would they be considered heroes/heroines?

No.

I say that the Cullens...
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Note: It’s important for me to communicate that I don’t know the Автор of Twilight или her family personally and I do not intend them any insult; this Статья is purely academic speculation inspired by a story which will remain a timeless work of art. It is the emotional accessibility of the work which makes commentary such as this possible. I may be projecting the whole thing… But that’s exactly why Twilight is so successful, because it invites us so welcomingly into the story!

Every Фан knows the story of the Twilight Saga.
There are many theories as to what makes the story such a pop-culture...
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Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the Фан base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...
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Disclaimer: The Название of the Статья may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my Статьи that I have Опубликовано on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to Список my вверх 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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A hilarious BD spoof. Jacob is hungry for Renesmee's love...and a McFlurry, :P
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but еще often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Вампиры go to high school?”, или “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, или can be logically theorized. These are usually followed by “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, или “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, или my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if Ты don't mind the lulz.
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aagh! I accidentally deleted this when I was trying to Редактировать it. here it is again with a new title:

Bella could have gotten over Edward in New Moon and even had a real relationship with Jacob in time, but she wouldn't let herself. She felt that moving on would diminish или discredit her twu wuv with Edward and the pain she felt after he left. She wants to believe she can't get over it because she wants to believe that what they had was extraordinary, not like any other teenage romance. She wants to believe no one else in the world can relate to what she's going through. She was alone because she...
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*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Волколаки have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...
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I think this spot and the majority of it's members have worked to ensure that when we talk about things we dislike about the series it's things we feel strongly about или have an actual point to make, not just mindless hating and that when we poke fun we try to keep an eye on the line between fun mockery and plain rudeness, even though that line can be debatable или hard to see. Still, there are some cases when I can see Фаны feeling left out, singled out или wanting out completely, and I don't like that. Part of the problem is something us antis can't really help with, which is that not many...
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