Anti-Twilight

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Чтение Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think Ты can call yourself a vegetarian if Ты don't eat things like people или those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Чтение the Книги also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

This Статья may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised




Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I Любовь you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so Ты have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the Любовь of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, Ты sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 год olds and 17 год olds...

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice или animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton или the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style Иконка despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it by a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a Фан of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, или adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Волколаки have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob еще so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased by crazed Фан girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this Статья is to explain the point of view of a Twilight Фан that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Вампиры are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off by saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight Фаны making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. By uneducated I mean Фаны that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

Hello kittens! This is the Список of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if Ты haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.


*Props go to those in the Fanpop users spot who first created the Фан of the fortnight picks*


Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...

So I was originally going to Опубликовать this Статья in the Книги to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion Статья I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way Ты haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most Последнее perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...