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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so Ты know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...
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Source: somewhere from Google images.
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Source: http://blackdahlia.deviantart.com/art/It-s-Twilight-Time-91626320
Analyzing the Twilight Phenomena

First off, I’d like to mention that I am not a psychologist. Everything Ты read is just my own analyzing and since I am interested in Psychology and Behaviorism I decided to make an Статья of what I think is the basic reason for Twilight’s enormous popularity. I hope Ты will enjoy it.

Recently I came across a post at the Форумы that сказал(-а) about Twilight: ” [it’s] a bit childish to say its a failure, because if it is, then why do so many people (And not just crazy teenage girls either) Любовь Twilight huh?”.

I have seen this argument countless of times...
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I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't дана birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was еще interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the секунда part of the film .
Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One еще body left all alone[Jacob is left by Bella]
She's made another сердце her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An Энджел learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self или Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days назад and fell in Любовь with it. I think it’s one of my вверх films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much еще seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight Фаны frequently Сообщить distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight Фаны should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become еще of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a Поцелуи sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright Ты win!
*calls him*
Jacob: Эй, its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 час Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things Ты might not have found yourself.
The Видео do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very день I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many Комментарии about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's Любовь was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. или a joke quickly written by me because it's been ages since I Опубликовано here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros или antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear Ты hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight вперед suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off by saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Актёрское искусство is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written by a five год old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If Ты have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into Статья Форум thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One день Bella fell over while being chased by Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and сказал(-а) - "Edward, what are Ты doing? Ты know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me или is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Далее she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack Ты rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes Ты guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear Золото contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade или клюква сок (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when Ты are screaming it at his...
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I Опубликовано this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral Фаны opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Любовь to read Комментарии if Ты have any, или Ты can just skip this Статья :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Любовь and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of Вопросы and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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Hello, Котята and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of Ты are in trouble или anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Письмо this as a reminder to all of Ты before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if Ты haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of Ты who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material Ты Отправить stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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