In Which Buffy Slays Edward

Hi there! This is my first Статья on the C.A.T spot, about my least Избранное character in twilight. Actually, my least Избранное character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight Фаны like her. She is сказал(-а) to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...

AHHHH! I just got my C.A.T. Medel! YAAAY! To celebrate, I decided to write an Статья about Breaking Dawn, since im not in school today!
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Okay. So I first got Breaking Dawn when I was a twi-hard fan, and I couldnt wait to read it! I was sure it would be great!
Boy, was I wrong.
The book was horrible. Just flat out horrible. I mean, I have read a lot of Книги in my life than were not good, but this took the cake. Everything was just "blah"
I mean...characters were out of character, there was hardly even a plot, and I felt like I was Чтение a cheap horror novel. I mean, through the whole thing...

I would like to note that anne рис, райс wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne украл, палантин it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank by Вампиры but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Вампиры skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If Ты know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" by Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't Ты see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that Ты listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the еще I think on it, the еще I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of Ты are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been сказал(-а) about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like Письмо this Статья after Чтение a fellow ex-CAT member's Статья on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater или anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer или her fans, and don’t throw nasty или immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like Эй, are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me Ты freak Ты tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the Форумы here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off by saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Актёрское искусство is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written by a five год old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

If Ты have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into Статья Форум thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One день Bella fell over while being chased by Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and сказал(-а) - "Edward, what are Ты doing? Ты know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me или is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. Далее she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack Ты rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes Ты guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear Золото contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade или клюква сок (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when Ты are screaming it at his...