just a few ; i'll add еще some other time.

No chick flick moments.

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

If Ты messed up my car .. i'll kill you.

Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Ohh bring it on baldy!

Dude, Ты fugly!

I hope your freakin' яблоко pie is worth it!

That fabric softner teddy медведь .. ohh I wanna hunt that little сука down!

Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!

There really is magic in the magic fingers.

Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

I full on Swayzed that mother!

I feel like a friggin' Футбол mom!

Dude, could Ты be еще gay?

Ты wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.

Sammy, wherever Ты are ; mom is a babe! I'm going to hell .. again.

You're gonna bring me some pie.

Dude! where's the pie?!

Lollipop disease ... it's not uncommon for a медведь his size.

So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream .. he's a girl-drink drunk!

And on Thursdays we're teddy медведь doctors.

What kind of a ghost messes with a mans wheels?!

Geez rent Juno and get over it.

So the daddy was also the baby daddy?

Please, nobody grab my leg.