*We have these Животные resting and pouting near a tree. Let's see what happens next...*
Gopher: I'm bored.
Owl: So?
Gopher: I want something to eat, can I have someone's flesh?
Other animals: Ты FREEKIN CANNIBAL! Wait- what does cannibal mean again?
Gopher: Ты guys are hopeless.
Bobby: Ты go and get something to eat yourself.
Gopher: Can't someone go with me in case those ogres come out again and try to-
Peggy: Ты mean monster figures 1 and 2?
Monster figures(Out of nowhere): Hey, for christ sake, we are not monster figures! God, how many times do we have to explain this crap?
Monster figure 2: Hey, how come the producers/creators/directors gave us the names 'Monster figures 1 and 2' anyway?
Monster figure 1: What are Ты talking about?
Monster figure 2: I dunno, the narrator(Or whatever he's called)...
Narrator: I'M A GIRL DAMNIT!
Monster figure 2: Whatever. ...Told me about what I just сказал(-а) right now.
Gopher: Hey, can Ты guys come here for a second?
Monster Figures: I think they're up to something, and it's probably stupid. Let's go and check it out. яблоко C! Double Jinx! Trip-
Gopher: WILL Ты JUST GET YOUR жопа, попка OVER HERE SO I CAN-
*Animals cover his mouth(Ew, I don't wanna know what his mouth feels like или what they've touched with their hands >_<)*
Owl: Ты idiot! Do Ты wanna blow our cover?
Alligator: Sorry about the blow.
Other animals: Oh alligator! *Starts coughing and pretends to start dying*
*Monster figures come up and smell something weird*
Monster figure 1: Do Ты smell something?
Monster figure 2: Yea, and it smells great!
Monster figure 1: Oh, that figures.
*Pause. Then they both die from the fart(Or two)*
Gopher: *Jumps out of tree* FOOOOOD! *Starts knawing on their suit* Mmmmm, tastes like chicken. *Continues to knaw*
Bobby: Эй, look Ты guys, I found a walkie talkie on this guy's pocket.
Peggy: Don't Ты mean inside his pocket? And why were Ты touching around his pocket area? That's so gross!
Bobby: I didn't. I just saw it. *Turns on power and screen explodes*
??????: WHAT IS IT ALREA- Oh crap, your not my daughters nor my evil henchmen. And how can I see Ты through this tiny walkie talkie box? This doesn't make any sense. или maybe Ты are my daughters или henchmen and messed up with the spells and turned into animals? And-
Bobby: How did Ты know that we were animals?
??????: I dunno.
Owl: Ты talk alot.
Peggy: Why don't we go back to those ruins and find Ты know who in there and see if there alright.
Gopher: After we finish our meal? I'm still kinda hungry.
??????: Oh my god my daughters are cannibals and have no life whatsoever. I'm going to bed. *Turns off screen, then walkie talkie blows up*
Bobby: That was random.
Other animals: I know.
*And they continue to eat their flesh*
To be continued in part 25....
1.7
Name: Pocahontas
Meaning: Pocahontas means "little wanton" but according to other referances it means "Little Mischief" (as a native american translation)
aka: Former names of real historic women Matoaka (or Matoika) and Amonute, Pocahontas was a childhood nickname, the historic figures forced baptism and marriage to John Rolfe left her with the name Lady Rebecca Rolfe, sometimes called Princess Pocahontas.
Disney film: Pocahontas, 33rd Дисней classic, 1995
Voice: Irene Bedard
Singing voice: Judy Kuhn
Model: Irene Bedard
Based on: The real historical figure and the created romance...
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Meaning: Pocahontas means "little wanton" but according to other referances it means "Little Mischief" (as a native american translation)
aka: Former names of real historic women Matoaka (or Matoika) and Amonute, Pocahontas was a childhood nickname, the historic figures forced baptism and marriage to John Rolfe left her with the name Lady Rebecca Rolfe, sometimes called Princess Pocahontas.
Disney film: Pocahontas, 33rd Дисней classic, 1995
Voice: Irene Bedard
Singing voice: Judy Kuhn
Model: Irene Bedard
Pocahontas is taking the picture, Mulan is too shy and Tiana is hopping around in a bayou somewhere.
My Favourite Princesses
Alot of these kind of Статьи have been popping up like daisies lately, so I thought "Why not?" -- Though mine will probably be so bad up against everyone elses, but I'll give it a try. I don't hate any of the Princesses, but there are some I like еще so than others. I hope Ты enjoy my Статья and hope Ты agree with some of it. This will be from least favourite to most! Btw, I did NOT take looks into account when I made this. This is based purely on personality and stuff like that.
On to the list..
#9 Tiana 
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Alot of these kind of Статьи have been popping up like daisies lately, so I thought "Why not?" -- Though mine will probably be so bad up against everyone elses, but I'll give it a try. I don't hate any of the Princesses, but there are some I like еще so than others. I hope Ты enjoy my Статья and hope Ты agree with some of it. This will be from least favourite to most! Btw, I did NOT take looks into account when I made this. This is based purely on personality and stuff like that.
On to the list..
#9 Tiana
"I'm a sexier frog than you'll EVER be!!"...
My issues with these two aside, they do have pretty cool designs
