"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way или another"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"

"I'm no еще than what Ты expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing еще to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable Ты just want to take everything Ты own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life или how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless Ты like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian...