Since there are a bunch of Рождество stuff going on, I decided to be retarded and give in to peer pressure! I'M Письмо A Рождество FIC! Enjoy! <3
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Chris's POV:
"I сказал(-а) all I want for Рождество is you." I sang as I put the чулок on the mantle of my fireplace.
"Chris, dear, it's on." My wife сказал(-а) to me.
I rushed onto the coach to see the infamous thing on Entertainment News, "Duncan and Courtney, splitsville? This is brought to Ты by Total Drama News."
"Chris, what are Ты going to do?" Melissa asked me.
"I'm going to give Duncan and Courtney a little Рождество present." I said.
"It's a week before Christmas, though."
"Then it'll be an early one? I don't know Melissa. Just...I have a plan and I'm going to use it." I grabbed my phone and called Chef.
"What, Chris? I thought I was done with you."
"Sorry to disappoint Chef. Oh wait. I'M NOT! I need your help."
"No, Chris, I've helped Ты enough."
"Please! All I need is for Ты to call a meeting for all the Total Drama members."
"Why? Are Ты going all, 'I-wanna-get-Duncan-and-Courtney-back-together' on us again? Last time Ты tried it didn't work."
"This time it will work."
"Why?"
"Because, Melissa and I tied the not."
"Why wasn't I invited?"
"That's beside the point. Just get them together. Tomorrow. Vancouver. At 6:00 P.M. Thanks, Cheffy."
"Yeah yeah, Chris, I'll get it done and then we can fail at getting the most famous couple, that Ты broke up, from Total Drama back together once more!"
"We're not going to fail." I hung up.
***
"Hello! Welcome to Vancouver, kids!" I yelled at the teens.
"Hey, Chris!" They all joyfully yelled. For God knows why. They HATE me!
"Wow. Ты sound happy. What kind of crack are Ты smoking and where can I get it?" I joked off of the podium.
They just laughed and I said, "I needed to tell all of Ты something. This isn't just a reunion. This is a reunion of couples."
I heard a bunch of moans from the people who never got to fall for someone here, so I said, "Why am I doing this? Because I just tied the not!"
"Aww, Crissy!!" Sierra yelled.
"Yes yes. Now everyone that was single the entire time get outta here! That means that Duncan, Courtney, Trent, and Gwen need to stay. I know that all the rest of Ты have been in relationships but I do not care. Go except for the people I named!"
A bunch of people left except for those four. Those special special four.
I got off of the podium and Melissa came with me.
"Guys, this is my lovely wife, Melissa McClain."
They mumbles their 'hi's and Duncan just nodded.
"Melissa, take it away." I сказал(-а) and stepped back.
She started, "This is one of the most awkward things ever. Since one of Ты has dated two of the others while another one has dated one. Meaning, Duncan Ты cheated on Courtney with Gwen. And Trent Ты dated Gwen and fell in Любовь with her. Duncan and Courtney I think it's time Ты knew that Chris literally picked Ты two, just so Ты could fall in love. And Courtney, he made Duncan Kiss Gwen. So if you're still mad at Duncan for that, blame Chris. Chris broke your сердце and Duncan went along with it to get an extra million. Trent, Ты and Gwen are perfect for each other! Just because he got a little crazy, Gwen, doesn't mean Ты should break his heart. Everyone hated Ты after that! Can't Ты see that everyone wants Ты with him, too? Same for you, Duncan and Courtney. Now if this doesn't settle anything. Nothing will. Now just talk, for God's sake! Talk and get together with each other! Trent with Gwen. And Duncan with Courtney. The way it was meant to be."
They just all looked at each other.
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Chris's POV:
"I сказал(-а) all I want for Рождество is you." I sang as I put the чулок on the mantle of my fireplace.
"Chris, dear, it's on." My wife сказал(-а) to me.
I rushed onto the coach to see the infamous thing on Entertainment News, "Duncan and Courtney, splitsville? This is brought to Ты by Total Drama News."
"Chris, what are Ты going to do?" Melissa asked me.
"I'm going to give Duncan and Courtney a little Рождество present." I said.
"It's a week before Christmas, though."
"Then it'll be an early one? I don't know Melissa. Just...I have a plan and I'm going to use it." I grabbed my phone and called Chef.
"What, Chris? I thought I was done with you."
"Sorry to disappoint Chef. Oh wait. I'M NOT! I need your help."
"No, Chris, I've helped Ты enough."
"Please! All I need is for Ты to call a meeting for all the Total Drama members."
"Why? Are Ты going all, 'I-wanna-get-Duncan-and-Courtney-back-together' on us again? Last time Ты tried it didn't work."
"This time it will work."
"Why?"
"Because, Melissa and I tied the not."
"Why wasn't I invited?"
"That's beside the point. Just get them together. Tomorrow. Vancouver. At 6:00 P.M. Thanks, Cheffy."
"Yeah yeah, Chris, I'll get it done and then we can fail at getting the most famous couple, that Ты broke up, from Total Drama back together once more!"
"We're not going to fail." I hung up.
***
"Hello! Welcome to Vancouver, kids!" I yelled at the teens.
"Hey, Chris!" They all joyfully yelled. For God knows why. They HATE me!
"Wow. Ты sound happy. What kind of crack are Ты smoking and where can I get it?" I joked off of the podium.
They just laughed and I said, "I needed to tell all of Ты something. This isn't just a reunion. This is a reunion of couples."
I heard a bunch of moans from the people who never got to fall for someone here, so I said, "Why am I doing this? Because I just tied the not!"
"Aww, Crissy!!" Sierra yelled.
"Yes yes. Now everyone that was single the entire time get outta here! That means that Duncan, Courtney, Trent, and Gwen need to stay. I know that all the rest of Ты have been in relationships but I do not care. Go except for the people I named!"
A bunch of people left except for those four. Those special special four.
I got off of the podium and Melissa came with me.
"Guys, this is my lovely wife, Melissa McClain."
They mumbles their 'hi's and Duncan just nodded.
"Melissa, take it away." I сказал(-а) and stepped back.
She started, "This is one of the most awkward things ever. Since one of Ты has dated two of the others while another one has dated one. Meaning, Duncan Ты cheated on Courtney with Gwen. And Trent Ты dated Gwen and fell in Любовь with her. Duncan and Courtney I think it's time Ты knew that Chris literally picked Ты two, just so Ты could fall in love. And Courtney, he made Duncan Kiss Gwen. So if you're still mad at Duncan for that, blame Chris. Chris broke your сердце and Duncan went along with it to get an extra million. Trent, Ты and Gwen are perfect for each other! Just because he got a little crazy, Gwen, doesn't mean Ты should break his heart. Everyone hated Ты after that! Can't Ты see that everyone wants Ты with him, too? Same for you, Duncan and Courtney. Now if this doesn't settle anything. Nothing will. Now just talk, for God's sake! Talk and get together with each other! Trent with Gwen. And Duncan with Courtney. The way it was meant to be."
They just all looked at each other.
