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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
 Steve and the gang get trapped and meet Voltaire
Steve and the gang get trapped and meet Voltaire
Intermission ends. Lights go out. Circus calliope plays again. Curtain opens revealing the inside of Voltaire's Circus tent.
Cast enters while calling for Voltaire.
Steve: Voltaire!
Mrs. Travis: Voltaire!
Sherlock: Come out, come out, wherever Ты are!
Josh: Man, where could he be?
Mr. Travis: We know he's here somewhere, but he is no where in sight.
Steve: Oh look! There's that calliope.
Josh: Whoa! It's playing by itself!
Sherlock: Must be one of those coin operated ones.
Steve: Эй, guys! Look what else I've found!
Mr. Travis: It's an old switch. And it has a sign. (Reads sign) "Pull for assistance"
Mrs. Travis: Well, we do need assistance in finding Voltaire. So let's pull it.
Steve: Wait! My book says Voltaire is a trickster. Something tells me that this might be a trap.
Josh: Hmm, that is a possibility. I know, just in case it is a trap, we'll pull it together.
Steve: I agree, Josh.
Sherlock: Why?
Steve: Because we're a team. We have to stick together no matter what. If this thing is a trap, then we should all be trapped together.
Josh: That's right, Steve.
Mr. Travis(Concerned): Uh, if Ты say so.
Everyone puts hand on switch
Steve: Ready? One, two, three, pull! (All pull switch)(Silence)
Steve: Huh, nothing's happening.
Loudspeaker crackles and talks: Assistance will be with Ты momentarily. For now, please take your seats for the Показать is about to begin.
Sherlock: Whatever Ты say loudspeaker.
Cast sits on chairs in bleachers.
Mrs. Travis: See Steve? There's no trap. The guy on the intercom says they're gonna help us.
Steve: Yeah, you're right. For now let's sit here and wait for someone to help.
Josh: And I hope this Показать is gonna be a success.
Silence

Sherlock: Uh, guys? Did Ты notice something?
Mrs. Travis: Yeah. The calliope. It stopped playing.
Sherlock: Exactly. And it just got quiet in here.
Mr. Travis: Hmm. It's almost TOO quiet.
Steve: Maybe it's just a dramatic emphasis for the Показать to start. Well just have to wait and...(Lights suddenly go out)
Cast gasp and scream
Sherlock: D'ah! Who turned out the lights? Where did everybody go?
Steve: Don't anybody panic! It is just a temporary blackout for the start of the show! So nobody Переместить until the lights come back on.
Mr. Travis: Actually, I can't Переместить at all!
Mrs. Travis: You're right honey! I can't either! I'm stuck to my seat!
Sherlock: So am I!
Josh: Me too!
Steve: What? What are y'all talking about? (Spotlight shines on cast tied to their chairs) Hey! I'm tied to my chair! We're all tied up!
Cast struggle to get out
Mr. Travis: Aw man! Ты were right Steve! This was a trap!
Steve: I don't see how this could get any worse!
Lightning strikes. Cast gasps. Spotlights wave around the stage
Loudspeaker: Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages, welcome to Cirqus Voltaire! And now here is you're host, ME!
Lightning hits light-up letters
Steve: Look! The lightning is spelling some letters!
Cast (spelling letters as lightning strikes): W...O...W (Lightning stops) Wow!
Steve: Uh oh!
Josh: What uh oh?
Steve: Spelling wow is the evil ringmaster's cue to come out in the pinball game!
Cast: WHAT?!
Purple smoke appears. Voltaire comes up from under the stage
Cast gasps
Voltaire: I am the ringmaster! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh I Любовь saying that! Now where is my audience? (Turns to cast) Oh there they are! (Approaches cast) Hello everybody!
Steve (Nervously): Uh...hi?
Rest of cast: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
All except Josh stop.
Steve: Uh Josh?
Josh continues
Steve: JOSH!
Josh stops: Oh sorry.

Steve (to Voltaire): He's okay. As Ты were.
Voltaire: Uh right. Anyways, welcome to my circus! Tonight's performance will be spectacular! Your сердце will race, your mind will be blown, your eyes will pop when Ты see all that my circus has to offer.
Mrs. Travis: Uh, we're not here to see your performance, mister! We came to get me and my husband's baby son back!
Steve: And my friend Cat! What did Ты do to them? Ты better not lay a finger on them!
Voltaire: Ты can't prove I took them, no one can!
Sherlock: We have a lot of evidence, sir! For instance, your hair, the broken pinball machine, the purple smoke, and your green face!
Voltaire: Okay fine! But don't worry, they're completely unharmed.
Josh: Well that's a relief. Oh and by the way, Ты owe me money!
Voltaire: Money? No...wait...why do Ты need money?
Josh: To pay for the damage you've done to my arcade and the Cirqus Voltaire pinball machine!
Voltaire: Oh Josh! Ты know there's no way I'm paying for that! And PLEASE don't remind me of that pinball machine! Ugh, it was so crammy in there and that springy neck was killing me!
Steve: Whoa! How did Ты know Josh's name?
Voltaire: I am a mind reader. I know everyone's names!
Steve: Oh yeah? Can Ты guess all of our names?
Voltaire: That's easy! Josh, Steve, Sherlock Squarepants, Mrs. Travis, and Mr. Travis.
Mrs. Travis: Man, Ты really do know our names!
Mr. Travis: Who are you?
Voltaire: Who am I? WHO AM I?! I am the ringmaster of this circus, the world's most outstanding magician, a mind reader, a palm reader, the most wanted bad guy in pinball history! I am...(Evilly) VOLTAIRE! (Lightning strikes)

Voltaire: Hit it, my magic calliope! (Calliope plays) Allow me to introduce myself, properly!
Josh (Whispers): He's not going to sing, is he?
Steve (whispers): I'm afraid he is.
Voltaire (singing): Welcome my Друзья please step right up,
Come on inside of my great big top,
There's so much to do and so much to see,
My circus is great for all families,
The show's gonna start please take a seat,
There's someone on the stage that Ты must meet,
Look in the spotlight, who's that over there?
Why it's meeeeeeee, the evil Voltaire!
Mr. Travis (Whispers): He can sing?
Mrs. Travis (Whispers): For such a bad guy, he can sell a tune.
Voltaire (singing and interacting with the cast): I'm the ringmaster, I own this place,
I do magic tricks that make your сердце race,
Who knows what I might have up my sleeve,
A bunch of Цветы for a lovely lady,
For my Далее act that involves great fear,
I will neeeeeeeeed, a volunteer! (Talks) So who wants to be a part of my daring yet dangerous act?
Cast: Not us! Not Us!
Voltaire: Well good, because I already have two volunteers! Allow me to Показать you! (Turns to audience) Well, well, well! Ты didn't tell me Ты brought this many Друзья with you! Well hello people! Let me Показать Ты what my performance is like!
Goes off stage to the front row audience

Voltaire (Singing and interacting with the front row):
On your left there is ring 1,
Which will be filled with loads of fun,
Like a baby spinning on a spinning wheel,
As I throw boom balloons at his head and heels!
Spinning wheel comes on stage with Junior attached
Junior: Waah! Waah!
Mrs. Travis screams
Mr. Travis: Oh my gosh! Junior!
Mrs. Travis (to Voltaire): Release my son at once, Ты scoundrel!
Voltaire continues: Onto your right there is ring 2,
Let's see what it has in store for you,
It's the high wire, and look who's in the sky,
It's miss Caaaaaaaaaat Valentine!
High wire comes on stage with Cat on the left end at the top
Cat: Help! Get me down from here!
Steve: Holy диван, мягкий уголок potatoes!!! Cat!!!
Voltaire goes back on stage: Now sit in your seat, sit back and relax, now Ты know a little bit of facts,
About tonight's performance that will give Ты a scare,
All little children should beware!
Now I will start this amazing fair,
Because I aaaaaam....the eviiiiiiiiiilllll... VOLTAIRE!!! VOLTAIRE!!! VOLTAIRE!!! (Laughs evilly as song finishes)
 Voltaire sings his song to open the performance
Voltaire sings his song to open the performance
 Voltaire meets the front row of the audience and shows them the performance starring Junior and Cat.
Voltaire meets the front row of the audience and shows them the performance starring Junior and Cat.
Chapter 1: My Team
It’s awkward, typing. Eggs and bacon, how does Kowalski DO this!? I mess up once in a while as the wrong key is hit by my flipper. Yes, I сказал(-а) “Flipper”.
I was hatched and raised a genuine New Yorker; I know the lay of the land better than the back of my own flipper. I came out into the world a bold and daring baby пингвин on July 26th 1990 in Central Park Zoo. Name’s Skipper (if Ты haven’t read the cover). I’ve been many things in my two decades of life: warrior, leader, adventurer, mentor, ex boyfriend, arch nemesis on еще than one occasion, and possibly one...
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posted by CuteCuddly
The first night in Denmark was surprisingly cold for summer. The Животные snuggled up by a lively огонь in the library. Lexii suggested someone read a book to everyone, and CC was nominated. She chose The Lord of the Rings to read, and sat in a big armchair, with Lexii on one arm rest, and Amber on the other.
"...'How bright your garden looks!' сказал(-а) Gandalf. 'Yes,' сказал(-а) Bilbo. 'I am very fond indeed of it, and of all the dear old Shire; but I think I need a holiday.' 'You mean go on with your plan then?'..." she read. She looked up at all her friends, scanning the room. She gaze turned to Private,...
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posted by ImAnEasel
Author's note: This fanfiction is written by CuteCuddly and I. Not just me. We're doing a chapter each. This chapter is by me, the секунда one will be by CC. I mean, there's going to be еще than two chapters, obviously, but we're taking it in turns. XD I'm so bad at explaining things... Anyway...

It was a sunny Autumn день in a certain part of England where our story begins, but, lately, the weather had been changing quickly.
A group of girls that looked around thirteen years old were walking down the street. Each one of the girls' hair was straightened, dyed and cut into the exact same style...
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Location: unknown
Date: today
The four penguins stared in fear at the murdered penguin. Korrina got the gut to squat down Далее to the body an examine. She was the smart one, after all.
After a минуты korrina stood up.
"what is it?" arriana asked.
"just as I suspected!" korrina said, "she was murdered..."
Arriana slapped her in the back I the head, "no, I thought she was baking a cake, Ты dumbbutt."
"meanbutt!" korrina yelled in her face.
The four of them headed back to their house, forgetfull of the scene, unknowing that it would soon cause their world to turn around.

Mark lay on the couch, flipping...
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I was watching over Manhattan feeling like no threat can defeat me. I notice the Throbbing Cerebellum behind me.
TC: Beautiful sight, isn't it?
Me: It sure is, brainiac.
TC: And where there's a city like that, there's the antithesis of the visual thesis.
Me: And where there's people like that, there are people like us.
TC: But everything will change when the mask comes off.
Me: What?
TC: Everything will change when it comes to the point where your friends, family, and enemies will find out who Ты really are.
Worried, I nearly forget to breathe. Then, as I take a big gasp of air, I wake up, finding myself sitting up in my bed, still listening to "Superman (It's Not Easy)" on my ipod. I thought for weeks about what it would be like if the other three penguins, David, Jessica, and Jiggles found out. I told Kowalski everything at first and Mastique caught me turning into the alter ego that wasn't Angela Bult. Everything will definitely change, I wish I knew if it was good или bad.
posted by kowalskirocks14
Silence is Deadly

Ты flee from the scene where all the blood shed.
Ты cry over dead bodies of those Ты just met.

With future uncertain, your silence is key,
Though sometimes this silence can be deadly.

One word can lead to a fight, another to war,
Then in the end you'll find your hearts sore,
From all the fire, all the distress,
But you'll never give up, not yet.

A troigger is pulled and gun is heard,
Once again, no one says a word,
Ты just want to stop the violence,
But the killing is because of your silence.

"one word may start a war, but I promise, silence is a fr еще deadly weapon than any gun или нож you've ever known," - Mark, from "of the unwanted"
posted by SgtSkipper
Ninja's Never Change...
The HQ was alive with excitement, as the countdown till the Shirtless Ninja Action marathon aired. Skipper was barking orders as usual and the others blindly followed. “GET THE POPCORN, THE SNOW CONES! RICO! STOP EATING THE SUPPLIES AND HOP TO IT!” He yelled, almost losing his voice. Private and Rune watched from the bunks as the penguins ran about gathering the ‘supplies, essential for full viewing experience’ или at least that’s what Kowalski said…
Bandit decided to take advantage of all the chaos to sneak outside, but CC, Rune and Private noticed her absence...
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Chapter two: skipper's POV
as I watched the sun crawl into place, my men... And girl, we're behind me. They had fallen asleep sometime during the night. All of a sudden, an enraged Rico thunders out of the HQ. he sees me, then growls. He lunged at me, but I ducked. he instead toppled onto kowalski. The sudden force waking him up, "WHAT THE-" he exclaimed. At reaction, amber wakes up, screaming like she was about to he eaten by some psychotic monster. And, again, in turn, private wakes up. He screamed and curled himself ini a ball. Kowalski crawled out from under Rico, then brushed off. "skipper!"...
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posted by Lilly_Penguin
As the penguins armed the security system and got into the car, Lilly turned back at them from the driver's seat. "Are we missing anything boys?" She asked, looking at Kowalski. He then took out his clipboard and began jotting things down. "Negative Lilly. Everything is accounted for." Kowalski announced. Lilly smiled at him and turned back her way. "Alright boys. Let's go!" Skipper said, pointing in the direction of the gates, then Lilly pressed her foot on the gas pedal and zoomed away from the habitat.
"Skipper...what are those?" Lilly asked, looking at a gray line on the floor by the gates....
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"Just three years ago, we had an escape from Damion's forces, and now look at this, an entire army of Koreans ready to die at our side of the communist community," сказал(-а) Telow with a smile. He had grown older, but that didn't stop him from fighting, although he was 45 years old now, he was still fully flexible and useful at fighting. All trains leaving Moscow, that headed to Korea, were scrapped up to make war machines and jet fighters, as well as turrets around Pyongyang and warships in the coast. All was ready, and in due time, Telow would reunite with the old team, this would be the first...
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Private woke up at the worst time possible, the whole camp, was gone, nothing but twisted up rubble and дерево limbs, everything was burnt или vaporized, as if by acid. He looked back, seeing that everyone he knew, including Kat, were gone. Disconcertingly, he walked around the ruined camp, seeing how damaged everything was, he wondered quietly. "How did I not choke on the gases of the fires? Surely I might've suffocated," сказал(-а) Private. He then remembered while still in the tent that his beak was in a floor drain, a wet area that allowed him to breathe freely without inhaling toxic fumes, или burnt....
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posted by Manfred_Johnson
"Okay, so this is how things are going to work. I ask the Вопрос and Ты give the answers. Got it?" I сказал(-а) in a nice calm voice sitting right across from the very дельфин that caused this whole seen или supposively did. I couldn't tell what to make of it all after this experince. Now known as the big Ring of огонь incident of Coney Island and a tempt to worlds destruction. Its just so hard to grasp the real truth but I'm determind to find out what really happen. Galps silently as the tail дельфин looks up from the стол письменный, стол baring his sharp jagged teeth in a smile, friendly или not it was scary....
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The scene was finally set for Damion's plot, everyone was asleep, and he had finally achieved the proper timing. This is where he could take the chance. The saucer landed not too far from the camp, in a wide depression so deep, that only the saucer's обсерватория dome could be seen at most angles. It was hidden well enough that it could only be found from an aerial angle. Damion then stepped out, headed down the rows of tents, then went uphill. He knew where Jett slept, his camera robots had watched over them all long enough to realize where all the people in the camp slept. He walked past more...
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Regular immigration came by, most came from the Martian colony, since they thought a еще modernized Earth was better suited for their livelihoods, there was, however, one sharp contrast to the usual immigration. Everything was closed или delayed. This was a dark time, indeed it was. Dr. Damion received so many supporters in the span of three months, that when he returned the rains (he created a weather ring to stop storm clouds from forming), they were еще loyal to him as ever, no longer did he need to hide his lab now, everyone knew him, but as Sanders, not Doctor Ignatious Damion Keller....
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Private was sitting in his home, watching the view of the улица, уличный below from his секунда story balcony, he then got up and headed to his kitchen. The макаронные изделия, макароны was ready. He then pulled out a strainer, then set it into the sink, he then poured all the contents of the boiling pot into the strainer, the water drained out, but the Farfalle макаронные изделия, макароны stayed in. Farfalle was Private's Избранное type of pasta, being that it looked like little bowties to him. He then poured the drained макаронные изделия, макароны back into the pot, then added his special sauce, everyone knew he had помидор paste, beefstock, and оливковый, оливковое oil in the sauce,...
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"Come on, Tiana!" Mya said,"We don't want to be in a traffic jam!"

"Okay, okay! Let me just get my purse!" I сказал(-а) while looking in my drawer.

After we reached the shopping mall, there was a huge sale on bags & shoes! We both scream "AHHH!"

As we get as much clothes as we wanted. Mya saw a store which had a sale on DBZ outfits for boys & girls!

Hey, Tia! Mya said, "Wanna get a drink?" Mya asked.

"Sure!" I replied.

We went to a льстец, смузи shop, and we ordered a клубника smoothie.

"Wanna go some еще shopping?" Mya asked.

"Maybe later." I replied.

After we finished drinking, we went outside for a little walk.

"Isn't it amazing outside?" I asked.

"Yes, your right, Tiana! It is amazing!"

After that we went swimming. It was like a hotel with shopping malls! Then we realized it was a hotel! So we decided to stay in the hotel for 2 weeks.

To be continued...
"We won Doctor, it's time to agree to the terms of our bargain," сказал(-а) Lilly, tending to Hannah's infected foot with antibiotics. "Yes Damion, agree to our terms, and no funny business," сказал(-а) Private. "No funny business, but I сказал(-а) I MIGHT let Ты do so, или I might just have Ты all vaporized," сказал(-а) Dr. Damion. He pulled out a laser gun and set it to "Molecular Disintegration". "One shot will make one of Ты break up into the millions of atoms Ты are all made up of," сказал(-а) Dr. Damion, smiling. "I knew it, you'd do funny business like this!! It's so like your scumy, cold heart," сказал(-а) Hannah....
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This has nothing to do with my other Статья Back to Madagascar. I just thought of this story and i thought it would be funny. Enjoy!! :)
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Lexii knocked on the open door that led into Kowalski's lab. Kowalski looked up from his work bench and motioned for Lexii to come in. "Yes, Skipper told me Ты wanted to see me."said Lexii. Kowalski nodded
Skipper, Rico, and Private were going to "investigate" the snowcone machine. They had left Kowalski here to finish his invention.
Lexii stepped towards Kowalski and tried to see...
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posted by Icicle1penguin
 "Juuuust looking through some files..."
"Juuuust looking through some files..."
Chapter 1: Memories of a Dream that was Never Heard

"Hey Lilly, what time are we going to sleep?" asked Icicle. She sat up on her little cinderblock постель, кровати beside the window. Outside the window was the whole view of their training course. For some particular reason, it has never been
covered in snow, despite the fact that it's located in Antartica.

"You can go to sleep now, Icicle," she told her, and went back to her papers. "I'll go to постель, кровати soon. Juuuust gotta look at these files."

Curious, Icicle stood up from her постель, кровати and took a glance at the so-called files. But when she saw them, they were just...
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Dr. Damion threw Private off his lap with such rage that it smashed Private against the oposite wall. "WHO IS THIS?! JOHNSTON?!" asked Dr. Damion in his dark refuge, cloaking his looks. "This would be that male пингвин the computer said!!" сказал(-а) Johnston agreeably. "Oh, how much of a lovely surprise is this, my territory he seeks. Indeed so, dear boy?" asked Dr. Damion. "I seek no territory, uh, Doctor sir, I just wanted shelter here...." stuttered Private nervously. Johnston gave Private a dirty look and was about to перфоратор, удар, пунш him when Dr. Damion stopped him. "No Johnston, we shouldn't treat people...
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